IT'S NOT FAIR!! - /v/ (#715990832) [Archived: 260 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:33:46 PM No.715990832
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>Link is 16 and likely one of those nu gens who only ever played BOTW and know of no other Zelda games
>Princess Zelda is older woman
>Romance likely won't happen as is also the case in the games, however, room is still left for shipping
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!! NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING GRANTING OTHERS MY UNFULFILLED TEENAGE FANTASIES
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:35:25 PM No.715990973
>>715990832 (OP)
nintendo fans are cucks anyways
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:43:23 PM No.715991603
>>715990832 (OP)
>MY UNFULFILLED TEENAGE FANTASIES
you have blender porn for that now, be grateful for what you have
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:47:58 PM No.715991940
>>715990832 (OP)
they gonna make her a girlboss who gets treated like shit by ganon and this twinkboy gonna "save" her after which she'll kneel down so she's at eye level with him, pat him on the head, call him a good boy, and go back to trying to get ganon's attention after he doesn't have the triforce to bitch slap her around with, isn't that right?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:51:06 PM No.715992192
>>715990832 (OP)
If there is no uncensored, unsimulated, steamy hot sex scenes in the movie we will fucking riot.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:06:23 PM No.715993276
>>715991940
I wanna see Link dump Zelda and fuck off with Malon.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:08:41 PM No.715993427
Let me guess, you're a faggot that totally thinks that tranny should be the one doing Zelda right?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:10:08 PM No.715993532
THIS little faggot was 8 years old when Breath of the Wild came out. Jesus Christ.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:15:16 PM No.715993872
>>715990832 (OP)
Why did they cast such an ugly guy as Link?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:19:22 PM No.715994164
It makes more sense for girls to be younger than their male partners, they mature faster both emotionally and physically. 14/18 16/20 18/24 18+/who really cares she's nearly spent
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:19:24 PM No.715994168
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>>715990832 (OP)
>>715993532
>NOOO, LINK SHOULD BE 40 YEARS OLD LIKE ME!!!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:21:47 PM No.715994313
>>715993427
No I actually like Bo as Zelda because she's pretty
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:21:50 PM No.715994316
>>715990832 (OP)
Link should fuck the fish instead.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:45:57 PM No.715996080
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>>715990832 (OP)
My problem with these choices is that neither of the actors genuinely look like the characters they're supposed to portray. And no, make-up and costume work won't be enough to fix or hide this, especially in regards to their choice for Link.

On the other hand, both of them are very talented actors who've done some very solid performances across various shows, and have had legitimate theater training at prestigious schools and acting academies. But it's legitimately bizarre how Nintendo just didn't seem to take their looks into consideration at all, when a big part of Link & Zelda's appeal (especially with teen and young adults) is their conventional "leading man/leading woman" teen heartthrob & waifu attractiveness that has become a staple of their character designs across literal decades & age demographics at this point.

I'll just be brutally honest: here's an underlying reason why the Zelda series gained a huge female target demographic after Ocarina of Time. There's an underlying reason why so many zoomer fangirls "stan" the fuck out of Breath of The Wild's Zelda to an obsessive degree. There's an underlying reason why so much BoTW Zelink shipping and fanart floods the front page of the #Zelda hashtag on just about social media site's search bar these days. There's a reason why you have so many fanboys waifuing Zelda with shit like ass-porn imagery, or why Nintendo's incorporated so many cute waifu types into these games to begin with.