Thread 715994732 - /v/ [Archived: 203 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:27:52 PM No.715994732
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How long until he shits on Donkey Kong Bananza and makes toddlers seethe?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:29:02 PM No.715994828
>>715994732 (OP)
well, it's no masterpiece
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:30:19 PM No.715994921
>dropped Umineko at episode 7 because he was mad it was giving too many answers and felt another episode would ruin the ending further
based
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:30:36 PM No.715994940
>>715994732 (OP)
the town made him stupid
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:34:09 PM No.715995210
it's no masterpiece_thumb.jpg
it's no masterpiece_thumb.jpg
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:34:42 PM No.715995238
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>>715994921
>yfw Uminekofags lost again
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:35:59 PM No.715995327
>>715994732 (OP)
Well, despite echoing some of his criticisms, I've disagreed with his ultimate assessment of BotW, Odyssey, Dark Souls (there is a fucking story in DaS, but it doesn't get in the way of the exploration and vibes), Elden Ring, Dragon's Dogma, Silent Hill 2, etc..
Joe, despite a writer himself, seems to despise talking about them in any way that isn't a literal sequence of events.
He was completely right about about Hollow Knight being very good but too easy.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:36:44 PM No.715995372
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>>715994732 (OP)
kek what a soft bitch
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:37:31 PM No.715995443
>literally takes 30 minutes to say that the moon animations are too long
There, I just did it in a sentence.
Why do people consider this literal slop good critique? When did spending 30 minutes to make braindead obvious takes become the meta on youtube?
Being a good writer is only saying as much as you need to
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:38:39 PM No.715995538
>>715994921
While based because 1-4 >>>> 5-8, Joe's literally cannot handle a story that gives him 30% of the narrative because he wants to figure out (or invent) the rest of the 70%. I'm convinced the whole "the town is making him stupid" is literally because he wanted the game to honor his headcanon for James.
I guess this is what you'd expect from a writer-streamer hybrid.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:40:53 PM No.715995713
>>715995372
lel
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:42:44 PM No.715995854
>>715994732 (OP)
Does he even have a Switch 2?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:45:54 PM No.715996075
>>715995443
He suffers from being maximal about everything. He literally cannot boil it down. That, and I feel like his dealbreakers are oftentimes minor annoyances or truly not big deals. I can't fathom having such a rubberbanded experience with DDDA.
I went into BotW Switch 2 edition after watching his video, and while I'm annoyed at the lack of dungeons and the breakable weapons, the game does so much good that I don't think they're the silver bullets he says they are. Breakable weapons are annoying but the compendium literally tells you how to get them back later. This is to say nothing of the fact that BotW is one of the few open world games that is properly paced.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:52:08 PM No.715996524
>>715995238
>Steins;Reddit
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:54:55 PM No.715996704
>>715994921
That was a joke and he streamed the tea party and already said he'd do 8.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:58:21 PM No.715996949
>>715996524
the Steins;Gate VN >>>>>>>> Steins;Gate anime
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:59:35 PM No.715997024
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>>715995238
>>715994921
>Steins;Gate fans have to lie about Joseph dropping Umineko because their VN sucks
Umichads keep winning
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:01:40 PM No.715997159
>>715996949
I've watched Steins anime, should I bother reading the visual novel (got it 2$ on steam...) or just wait for the Reboot for my official first reading experience? I don't think I'd reread reboot if I read the OG since I don't have the patience, is it worth waiting?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:01:53 PM No.715997175
The best part about the fact he made that joke is that he is going to hate episode 8.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:05:14 PM No.715997434
>>715994732 (OP)
stop shilling this faggot
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:10:53 PM No.715997801
>loser guy forces his fat new girlfriend into every social gathering
Many such cases
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:24:03 PM No.715998702
>>715997159
they have already made S;G ELITE (which was already pointless) idk why it also needs a reboot? I guess their latest new gen shit flopped and they are trying remakes like you do in current decade lmao
just read the original VN. and S;G 0
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:40:55 PM No.715999869
>>715997159
Wait, they are going to remake Steins;Gate? What even is there to remake? Unless they edit the story to improve to pacing, I can only see this ending poorly (and people will get mad either way due to the changes)
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:43:49 PM No.716000062
>>715994732 (OP)
>hurr durr... it's... no le masterpiece...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:58:54 PM No.716001007
This.
His odyseey video is unironically the greatest videogame video essay of all time. Those who get it, get it.