Steam reviews be like - /v/ (#716006975) [Archived: 220 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:23:08 AM No.716006975
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---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
Donโ€˜t look too long at it
MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't

---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens
Adults
Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Replies: >>716007471 >>716007494 >>716007629
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:26:06 AM No.716007157
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>that guy who posts his specs in a review
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:27:22 AM No.716007236
Untitled
Untitled
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:30:32 AM No.716007471
OIP
OIP
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>>716006975 (OP)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:31:02 AM No.716007494
>>716006975 (OP)
The real art of getting valuable information from steam reviews is to determine if the author is a retard or not.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:32:36 AM No.716007629
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>>716006975 (OP)
My review for Dragon Age The Veilguard
>---{ Graphics }---
[x]You forget what reality is
>---{ Gameplay }---
[x]Very good
>---{ Audio }---
[x]Eargasm
>---{ Audience }---
[x]Adults
>---{ PC Requirements }---
[x]Decent
>---{ Game Size }---
[x]Workable
>---{ Difficulty }---
[x]Dark Souls
>---{ Grind }---
[x]Isn't necessary to progress
>---{ Story }---
[x]Lovely
>---{ Game Time }---
[x]Long
>---{ Price }---
[x]Worth the price
>---{ Bugs }---
[x]Never heard of
> System Specifications
RTX 4060, i-7, 8 GB ddr, double monitors
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7/21/2025, 1:34:59 AM No.716007796
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MAKES ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING