give her a salad

>>716007241 (OP)
anyone have a collection of feet screenshots for her so i can beat off

>>716007241 (OP)
>>716007361
kongs are so porn addicted, pathetic!

>>716007241 (OP)
It moved. Am I one of "them" now

>>716007241 (OP)
she is fat

>>716007357
return to monke

>>716007357
that 13 year old's got some cute feet

>>716007357
can't unsee right as a zesty nigga since someone here mentioned it

>>716007480
get a job you obese spic.

>>716007480
Yes, the only way to not get worse is to leave 4chan and other cunny spaces and never look back, lest ye eventually become one entirely.
That or go jerk to loli right now and complete your metamorphosis.

>>716007510
good

>>716007357
Oh my banana

>>716008146
I think I'm more into petite women like Frieren

>>716007241 (OP)

Canonically a pear shaped queen.

kyojiri at its finest.

>>716007241 (OP)
OP FAGGOT

>>716007361
>>716007510
>>716007480
>>716008396


Accurate body btw.

Nintendo cooked

>>716007357

>Still single
Is everyone is New Donk just gay then?

>>716008776
they wanted to repeat the success of Midna

butt freckles

>>716009254
She’s got high standards.
>Less than 6 feet
>Less than 6 figures
>Less than 6 inches
Everyone New Donk is such a gigachad they make other humans look like goofy proportioned cartoons.

>>716007241 (OP)
HOUSE REAL BIG
CAR REAL BIG

uoooh

>>716007538
Reddit

KYOJIRI

>>716008841
King K Dong

>>716010390
>KYOJIRI
my man

we all know...

>>716007241 (OP)
pedo game, why does the 13 yo have hips like that?

>>716010728

Because they do and i know deep know you get hard from them.

>>716007241 (OP)
WTTFFFFFF

>>716008841
ew faggot

>>716010838
no

>>716007241 (OP)
Nintendo blatantly pandering to pedos is pretty disappointing. They used to be the last big soulful company now they stopped down to the absolute lowest low

>>716010973
sex...
footjob...

>>716010973

>>716010973
God I want her to expand my bananza with these soft feet...

>>716010973
>Painted toenails
Bros...

>>716010973
>>716011069
nintendo needs to be stopped.

So are they adding young Pauline to Mario Kart or what?

>>716011032
That shitty side quest in both Zelda games are so autistic and creepy kek. I was more surprised that they came back in totk. The worst is that they are not even good quests.

Bigger.

>>716011139
>Young Pauline
>More kongs
>Maybe Krool too?

>>716011631
MKW has Void Kong and k.Rool VAs in the credits so at least they should be released later?

>>716010973
Half of their audience is manchildren, why are you surprised

>>716012195
>Half of their audience is manchildren, why are you surprised

Wrong it's cunny connoisseurs now

>>716008396
That's the first cope.

>>716007357
Both but flate monke first

>love Donkey Kong all my life
>DKC was my first video game ever
>become a cunny appreciator
>DK Bananza is the perfect game for me
haha

>>716010973
Footjob

>>716010908
GASP WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BEH

>>716010973
Yeah they definitely never did this before.....

>>716013909
Exactly, manchildren

I'll wait till playable Dixie Kong, she's always been my favorite.

>>716010973

>>716007510
I'll help her burn some calories.

>>716010908
goku...

>>716010973
kids are amazing

>>716016310
this can't be real

>>716009507
Based

>>716009746
/v/ bros, looks like we got a chance

>>716007241 (OP)
you keep making these threads yet i dont see any new porn of her in them
so whats the point?

>>716017665
https://youtu.be/3F3qNvwdszA?t=360

>>716017608
go back to trannycord

So when is someone gonna give her an oversized ass

Why are people saying she's Mario and Pauline's daughter? What happened to Princess Peach?

>>716019657
EPD already did

>>716007241 (OP)
>>716008776
>>716016310
Even Nintendo is using the safehorny bodytype
It's so over

>>716020904
A child with a huge ass is 'safehorny'?

>>716020267
Autistic fanfic

>>716020972
yes

>>716007241 (OP)
She looks pretty chunky. Shame her fully grown version does not.

>>716020904
go back to tumblr faggot

>>716020972
sex...

>>716007357
She's 13?! She looks no older than 7. She has a dumpy body like a toddler.

>>716010973
Remember the pedo side quest at the water zone in both, the couple is in totk too

>>716011139
waste of a slot if true

>>716007453
He doesn't even like bananas. He just wants to ruin everything DK loves. Absolute fucking legend.

>>716011139
They need to give DK some actual costumes first. How the fuck does he have in-game branding showing him with ski gear but there's no ski costume?

>>716007357
>>716008776
>>716022401
Degenerate furros, degenerate scalies, degenerate barafags, degenerate pedophiles and degenerate footfags really eatin good thanks to DK Bananza.

>>716017492
Goku would unironically think trooning is an enemy worth fighting since it kills over 40% of men facing it

>>716013965
https://files.catbox.moe/s2vovw.jpeg

>>716023127
Socials?

>>716023127
Nice to see flat art of her. Big boob art is fine, but I hate when flat characters are 95% fat tit art.

>>716023127
She cute

>>716009825
BELLY REAL BIG

>>716023127
Man I love this monkey!

>>716023127
this nigga ZESTY

>>716007357

>>716024356
based

>>716007241 (OP)
DO DO DO DOOOO~
ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA!

>>716020267
celebrities break up and get remarried all the time.

Although an alternate spin is that Pauline is Mario and Peach's daughter they named after Pauline.

Although one aspect is that bananza pauline only ever talks about her grandmother, Which is pretty common stand in for 'no parents' and also is singing in the street, which slightly implies even grandma is gone now.

>>716023127
i really dont find this character appealing in the slightest but i always appreciate drawanons going out of their way to make others happy with some art. thanks for your hard work.

>>716024939
sovl

>>716020267
She rejected him at the end of Odyssey, remember?

>>716011032
that guy isn't an adult. just look at him. He's got the baby-est of baby faces.

>>716017492
wtf I hate goku now

>>716025043
source?

>>716007241 (OP)
Bananza broke the Mario timeline even more than odyssey did

>>716020267
https://youtu.be/42PV9lyjWKw?si=hFShPOYPmMsA0cRU&t=350
I don't know if you can regard Mario vs DK as 'canon' anymore, but they give off actual lovers vibes in this.
I don't think Nintendo will push it though. Claiming Mario and Pauline being a thing and having a 13 year old daughter re-contextualizes a lot of Mario's adventures and his kisses from Peach.
Regardless of how you frame is, kissing a married man with kids on the cheek as thanks with the man often blushing is weird.

I don't think they want an overarching Mario plot, Pauline will be adult out of nowhere again and probably won't ever be brought back as a teen unless Bananza gets a direct sequel.

>>716007241 (OP)
Stop looking at kids like that!

>>716025873
Whoops, meant to timestamp the first version of that cutscene.

>>716007357
Chose between the pedophile route or the zoophilia route? I don't know anon

>>716025873
Do you ever think about why Nintendo remade Mario vs. Donkey Kong 1 last year?

>>716009429
I've seen Midna get absolutely destroyed in the most hedonistic ways possible. I don't know if I want that kind of success to repeat.

>>716007510
>>716010973
At this moment i believe nintendo is mocking capcom.
Like capcom is afraid of releasing game with barefoot loli, meanwhile nintendo out of nowhere just releases LoLi pauline where she is barefoot and most of her outfits are barefoot and one has even painted toenails.

Nintendo gives zero fucks.

Jeez, nintendo cooked with this one. I will now be buying a Switch

>>716016310
SOVLNVKE

I keep seeing her all over the place I'm gonna have to do the deed.

>>716027678
NO SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM THE DEED, KINDLY

>>716007241 (OP)
When do Peach and Rosalina get the same treatment?

>>716024939
ZEBRA LA PUTA
ZEBRA LA PUTA~

sex with pauline. yep.

>>716008841
Fuarking Based

>>716017492
LMFAO

>>716007241 (OP)
AINIS!

>>716028472
>*crack open can*
>*siiiiiiip*
>aaahhh...
>*buuurp*
yeeeup.

In 2025 showing bare feet might as well be bare ass or tits. How does Nintendo get away with this? Why haven't they been cancelled? Obvious pedophile fetish shit and the hard drives of the devs should be seized. She looks less than 10 years old

>>716007684
Such cute soles

>>716009429
Young Pauline vs Midna

Never actually thought of that but damn

What about Void Kong vs Zant

>>716010973
>Nintendo blatantly pandering to pedos

Panel De Pon in 1995 is the only game I can think as far back as when Nintendo started pandering, so much so that they replaced all the characters with Mario characters when localizing it

>>716010973
Where the heck do you unlock this? I’m at the Feast Layer and still no sign of this throwback outfit, did they really tuck away this outfit in the post-game or something?

>>716025043
o my word

>>716007357
Why not both, at the same time?

>>716011139
Only a matter of time until she gets added and also

>>716020267
Peach is shitty Damsel in Distress, Mario deserves better

>>716011403
there's a lot of shit in totk that inexplicably came back despite being really shit

I was expecting a lot more iteration on botw than they actually did, they barely improved on it at all

>>716014474
crazy waist:hips ratios are great and I'm very glad nintendo are making sure to give lots of characters them

>>716022467
>waste of a slot if true

*Ahem* we already have these parasites

she cute

>>716024939
My favorite is this

>>716007241 (OP)
BIGGER

>>716009254
this curvaceous bitch is gonna make my balls swell wtf

>>716007241 (OP)
>>716008776
kyojiri loli would be improved if also oppai

what did nintendo mean by this?

OHHHHHHH ZEBRA, ZEBRA, ZEBRAAAAA

>>716025043
nigga

>>716031709
SOVL

So is he in or not? I feel like I’m getting played the deeper the layers I go

>>716019078
what the fuck these look so fuckign stupid
why not just bring back animal buddies
god damn it

why does the zebra look like an inflated latex fetish suit

>>716032228
Yes, it's been confirmed, there's video of him already if you look online.

>>716031450
AI slop has made porn at least ten times more boring.
There's nothing special about it anymore

>>716032228
how have you not been spoiled by now

>>716032408
Porn has literally never been better thanks to the slop. And it will keep improving

>>716032815
post hands

>>716032408
thank god someone else feels the same. FE is getting absolutely massacred by it

>>716030220
Saaaauce

>>716010973
Children feetsies... ToT

Kiddie feet tastes a bit spicy, it kinda leaves a vinagery taste in your mouth. Wouldn't recommend it much guys.

>>716033438
proof?

>>716010973
uoh...

>>716033476
Try licking your hand, amplify the taste 3-5 times more and that's kinda how it tastes. Feels good in the moment, but it leaves a weird aftertaste.

>>716007510
>>716008776
I've seen fatter lolis.

>>716033849
post them

>>716033998

>>716032228
No you've been bamboozled.

>>716007357
Of course i pick the one that is the closest thing to humans


After all, the other choice is a white woman

>>716010973
Cute girls are soul, actually.

>>716030686
Game in Japan
>I will put cute characters because cute things are nice and I like them

Game outside of Japan
>we removed the cute characters because everyone would assume it's a sex thing

what did america mean by this?

>>716034834
Americans are weirdos. They're okay with ugly men dressing as girls and failing miserably, but not actually cute girls.

>>716010259

>>716030879
Imagine if she does so under a new DK rep?

>>716022573
K rool has learned to love DK's bananas by bananza, only if their as rotted and moldy as he is.

Game's pretty rad.

>>716035828
No, he never disliked bananas. It was a mistranslation in Jungle Climber

>>716032408
I do like the bum, ass in tight jeans is hard to come by.

>>716032815
They may as well be stick figures with how little effort is visible

>>716038447
ahh fuck my dick im cooming
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2218/0d284de1c5c59d74f30c14264e850872.png?14140317

>>716035007
you should investigate on why they think like this, who is making them think like this

I like the snake npcs, they're cute as fuck

>>716007241 (OP)
I really want someone to try to make an anti-Pauline in the same vein as wario/waluigi/wapeach. For the sake of her being closer to the DK franchise I'd call this anti Pauline, Kauline which i found out is an actual name. All I imagined so far is Kauline is also a talented singer but not shy and has vulgar language do her singing attack is a bunch of swear words. Not sure about her design other than maybe shark teeth to resemble a Kremlin.

I claim no ownership to this idea and hope some form takes off like Bowsette.

>>716017492
>honlds tr0.o.0n flag
okay I guess
>brown as a BR
HUE HUE HUE

>>716033727
>>716010973

>>716032815
>>716032408
I don't care where the cunny comes from, as long as it's good as this >>716031170

>>716031170
she is ugly and fat
she does nothing to my loli sensors

men that prefer tits over ass always looks physically weaker than men that prefer ass over tits regardless of race, weight, or height.

>>716031112
Underrated post and call out

>>716007241 (OP)
Holy shit that ass is fat

>>716044097
You got weird standards then.

>>716017492
Fucking Bejitafag

>>716030879
I would be so mad if she got in before Toad

>>716025043
huh someone explain, how do i open this link
im not a creep, i swear

>>716033047
Fitting for a shitty low effort c-tier franchise

>>716035521
Before Dixie, Funky and Cranky would be quite a choice, considering Dixie herself was a considered character since damn Brawl.

>>716045021
4chanxt or 4chan sounds or whatever

>>716025043
why does she sound so happy?? this goes against the narrative

>>716014130
KAKA CARROT CAKE
I AM REAL SUPER SAND

>>716007241 (OP)
the ass was fat