Thread 716008280 - /v/ [Archived: 251 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:42:05 AM No.716008280
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How is she able to understand the languages of the other non-humans?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:42:59 AM No.716008329
Loading screen said it’s because she has perfect pitch which is not how perfect pitch works but ok I guess.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:43:12 AM No.716008341
Because she's from New York
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:43:16 AM No.716008346
>>716008280 (OP)
i need her cunny on my mouth and her feet on my meat
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:44:28 AM No.716008409
>>716008280 (OP)
She brings this up almost early on saying how bizzare it is so I just assumed it's because the DK world is fucking weird.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:46:08 AM No.716008530
Because they made DK so retarded in this game that a child could understand his intention.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:56:21 AM No.716009190
I get the Kongs, but K. Rool and other Kremlings literally spoke English in DK64.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:03:14 AM No.716009654
>>716008280 (OP)
She's from New York so she's well-versed in monkey speak
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:20:32 AM No.716010807
>>716008280 (OP)
Because the "Mario is her dad" guy is wrong and it's actually one of the DKs.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:26:54 AM No.716011248
Loading screen says it's because of her superior hearing and perfect pitch. It's just part of her powers.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:29:56 AM No.716011469
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>>716008280 (OP)
nintendo now pandering to pedos with every game is quite a fall from grace

but trump just made it public knowledge that pedos run everything in the world so i guess it was inevitbale
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:32:28 AM No.716011628
>>716008280 (OP)
It’s really not that hard. I work with niggers and Mexicans and they understand me
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:33:36 AM No.716011716
>>716009654
Grow the fuck up. Being racist or pretending doesn’t make you cool online. I didn’t come into 4chan for this bullshit.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:04:44 AM No.716013679
>>716008280 (OP)
Subtitles. If we can understand them that way, so can she.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:44:58 AM No.716016012
>>716011716
Brown hands typed this
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:49:32 AM No.716016280
>716011716
>le ebin "pretend to hate something 4chan is known for" bait
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