Dad was such a drag..

Every day he’d eat the same kind of food, dress the same, sit in front of the same kind of games..

Yeah, he was just that kind of guy.

But then one day, he goes and kills us all!

He couldn’t even be original about the way he did it.

I’m not complaining… I was dying of boredom anyway

But guess what? I will be coming back, and I’m bringing my new toys with me.

>This schizopost got Kojima fired and forced him to reshape the IP into a story about men getting pregnant.

All of this just to make a game 10 years later that's an embarassing, pathetic Metal Gear nostalgia fest after propping himself up as an unique creative art man because getting a 6 out of 10 from IGN was too scary