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Anonymous No.716014319 [Report] >>716017684 >>716017821 >>716022863 >>716024564 >>716024847
*ganondorf yell*
SO LONG GAY ROCK
Anonymous No.716015191 [Report]
it just bounces off his chiseled ass
Anonymous No.716015237 [Report] >>716034164
if you did this with the zebra bananza that little blue guy would be obliterated
Anonymous No.716015268 [Report] >>716015342
Already beaten in under 1hr 40mins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQrYpE-jsYo
Some cool moves coming out of this.
Anonymous No.716015342 [Report] >>716015389
>>716015268
youre a loser
Anonymous No.716015364 [Report] >>716015427
how many more games will be forced into the BOTW template before nintendo stop?
Anonymous No.716015389 [Report] >>716032151
>>716015342
No, u.
Anonymous No.716015427 [Report] >>716015517 >>716027438
>>716015364
how is this similar to botw?
Anonymous No.716015517 [Report] >>716015656 >>716032279
>>716015427
Empty "open world" with zero content
Anonymous No.716015656 [Report] >>716015869
>>716015517
oh so you haven't played the game and is just making shit up ok
Anonymous No.716015869 [Report]
>>716015656
lol the troony is malding
Anonymous No.716016353 [Report] >>716019163 >>716024349 >>716024985
game of the year
Anonymous No.716017684 [Report]
>>716014319 (OP)
Wow this game is ugly.
Anonymous No.716017821 [Report]
>>716014319 (OP)
astrobot could never
Anonymous No.716017880 [Report] >>716022020 >>716034391
Looks like shit. Worse than their Wii U tech demo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXCrKyZYMlY
Anonymous No.716019163 [Report]
>>716016353
Glad it keeps the Odyssey tradition of the cap jump skips
Anonymous No.716022020 [Report]
>>716017880
okay eric
Anonymous No.716022863 [Report] >>716023521
>>716014319 (OP)
Why is Nintendo happy to make these godawful low res textures and call it a day? Is it because they know their dumb audience will buy it anyway?
The same goes for it being a very short game despite $70 price tag.
Anonymous No.716023521 [Report] >>716023682 >>716032426
>>716022863
are you retarded?
the game environments are 100% dynamically destructible and it runs at 60fps, what the fuck did you expect it to look like?
god I hate graphicsniggers
Anonymous No.716023682 [Report]
>>716023521
>100% dynamically destructible
Not true.

>runs at 60fps
Not true.
Anonymous No.716023756 [Report]
@716023682
post a timestamped picture of your switch 2 and your copy of dk bananza
otherwise I am not replying to you again
Anonymous No.716024078 [Report]
Damn maybe I should have unlocked that move on my playthrough
Anonymous No.716024210 [Report]
Why does Eric worship Rare DK all of sudden?
Anonymous No.716024349 [Report] >>716025007
>>716016353
Pretty cool but what the fuck is that level design.
Anonymous No.716024564 [Report] >>716024715
>>716014319 (OP)
>*ganondorf yell*
This is literally all I hear whenever DK goes HMPH or EHEE or DORYAH. Doesn't even make sense when the current DK voice actor isn't Ganondorf anymore, they swapped him out for the guy that dubbed DK in the Mario movie.
Anonymous No.716024627 [Report] >>716024749
Holding LR to pound chest instead of mashing is a mistake.
This is a game about a dumb monkey solving problems through brute force and less than efficient solutions.
Anonymous No.716024715 [Report] >>716027292
>>716024564
>the current DK voice actor isn't Ganondorf anymore
what? yes he is
he's been voicing DK since jungle beat, he still sounds exactly the same
Anonymous No.716024735 [Report]
I misread the title as *gandolfini yell* and got excited for a little bit
Anonymous No.716024749 [Report] >>716024854
>>716024627
you can use motion controls with the joycons to beat your chest
Anonymous No.716024847 [Report]
>>716014319 (OP)
This game is actually an eye sore, why does it look worse than Odyssey?
Anonymous No.716024854 [Report]
>>716024749
>Sacrificed kino for wagglan AGAIN
Glad I didn't buy a switch 2
Anonymous No.716024985 [Report] >>716025062
>>716016353
>unlocks bird kong, and invalidates your chain air dashing tech
Im not gonna like though, that is pretty cool. Im collectathoning all the shit in the earlier levels, but im looking forward to the challenges that actually give me reason to use stuff like this. I have been needing a game like this since I 100%'d Odyssey.
Anonymous No.716025007 [Report]
>>716024349
yesh my thought is same too, i feel like mario odyssey puzzle level design is more immersive and creative than this but i could be wrong
Anonymous No.716025062 [Report] >>716025101 >>716025181
>>716024985
is it possible to 100% odyssey without looking up guides?
Anonymous No.716025101 [Report]
>>716025062
yes, you can pay the bird to mark any leftover moons on the map you couldn't find
it's not like odyssey levels are super massive or anything either, scouring them thoroughly isn't that hard
Anonymous No.716025181 [Report]
>>716025062
You can but 100% isn't very enjoyable.
Just go through every level following the flow of your whims and the story then come back in postgame for the harder levels but don't break the flow of doing things because you want to vs 100% for the sake of it.
Anonymous No.716027292 [Report] >>716027384 >>716027915 >>716032961
>>716024715
Anonymous No.716027384 [Report] >>716027915
>>716027292
The fuck? DK sounds exactly the same
is he an understudy?
Anonymous No.716027438 [Report]
>>716015427
open world sandbox where you make your own "solutions" with a few bare gameplay systems.
Anonymous No.716027915 [Report]
>>716027292
>>716027384
RESPOND TO ME
HOW DOES HE SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME
EVEN THE CADENCE OF HIS YELLING IS IDENTICAL
Anonymous No.716029013 [Report] >>716032807
Wow this is ugly. This is what they did in Monster Hunter Rise and it really pissed me off. If you can't do semi-transparency then just don't do anything at all. Make him fully invisible or something. Turning a character or the environment into ASCII is a huge immersion breaker.
Anonymous No.716032151 [Report] >>716032220
>>716015389
Imagine being such a mentally ill tranny that you look at a new, $70 game that took almost a decade to make, and instead of playing it as it was intended you go and fuck it up just to have bragging rights first.
Anonymous No.716032220 [Report]
>>716032151
Noidontthinkiwill.jpg
Anonymous No.716032279 [Report] >>716032425
>>716015517
>Empty "open world" with zero content
Ubisoft created that template, not Nintendo
Anonymous No.716032425 [Report]
>>716032279
i dont think either ubisoft or nintendo pioneered mmorpgs.
Anonymous No.716032426 [Report]
>>716023521
that doesn't mean you need shit textures you s0i chugging shit eater.
Anonymous No.716032807 [Report] >>716033195
>>716029013
But anon think of the performance!
We live in an era where alpha blending is no longer affordable!
Anonymous No.716032961 [Report] >>716034071
>>716027292
I like how even this shows a significant downgrade in visuals and art style.
MKW TK has garbage rim lighting, has no shading or texture depth and looks like Steven universe.
Anonymous No.716032973 [Report] >>716034318
it's alright but there really isn't much to it besides punching
Anonymous No.716033195 [Report]
>>716032807
Blended_colour = buffer_colour(RGB) + draw_colour(RGB);
wow adding 2 vec3s together is sooo demanding. I'm glad we have modern devs to save us from such expensive calculations like 1 + 1... computer have a hard time handling that.
Anonymous No.716034071 [Report] >>716034137 >>716035158
>>716032961
>unironically comparing pre rendered promotional images to a fucking in game screenshot
why is everyone on this board such a stupid fucking nigger
Anonymous No.716034137 [Report] >>716034276
>>716034071
DK looks that detailed in the games.
Not to mention these were low budget C team games too.
Anonymous No.716034164 [Report]
>>716015237
Is that ability ever useful?
Anonymous No.716034276 [Report]
>>716034137
why are such a fucking stupid disingenuous nigger
Anonymous No.716034318 [Report]
>>716032973
umm anon have you tried doing the aerial movements that are just odyssey but with boulders instead of cappy? yeah try that.
Anonymous No.716034391 [Report]
>>716017880
No. If you actually look at direct screenshots you can see it has aliasing up the ass. DK very easily looks better than this.
Anonymous No.716035158 [Report]
>>716034071
Most of the people on here lying about Nintendo 24/7 are poojets and other thirdies that don't even have access to buy this stuff if they even had the money.