Thread 716014319 - /v/ [Archived: 194 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:15:40 AM No.716014319
donkey kong shells an innocent village_thumb.jpg
donkey kong shells an innocent village_thumb.jpg
md5: 64f7d021e51c45242add3cde7e2a36ae🔍
*ganondorf yell*
SO LONG GAY ROCK
Replies: >>716017684 >>716017821 >>716022863 >>716024564 >>716024847
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:29:56 AM No.716015191
vag2k
vag2k
md5: 2ea8063581780a0033c6f24300c750aa🔍
it just bounces off his chiseled ass
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:30:52 AM No.716015237
if you did this with the zebra bananza that little blue guy would be obliterated
Replies: >>716034164
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:31:33 AM No.716015268
Already beaten in under 1hr 40mins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQrYpE-jsYo
Some cool moves coming out of this.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:32:51 AM No.716015342
>>716015268
youre a loser
Replies: >>716015389
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:33:05 AM No.716015364
how many more games will be forced into the BOTW template before nintendo stop?
Replies: >>716015427
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:33:32 AM No.716015389
>>716015342
No, u.
Replies: >>716032151
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:34:26 AM No.716015427
>>716015364
how is this similar to botw?
Replies: >>716015517 >>716027438
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:36:15 AM No.716015517
>>716015427
Empty "open world" with zero content
Replies: >>716015656 >>716032279
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:39:00 AM No.716015656
>>716015517
oh so you haven't played the game and is just making shit up ok
Replies: >>716015869
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:42:33 AM No.716015869
>>716015656
lol the troony is malding
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:50:47 AM No.716016353
OOK OOK HOOHOO_thumb.jpg
OOK OOK HOOHOO_thumb.jpg
md5: 448595fd6d134a3556a8f0d8ab43c91e🔍
game of the year
Replies: >>716019163 >>716024349 >>716024985
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:13:31 AM No.716017684
>>716014319 (OP)
Wow this game is ugly.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:16:05 AM No.716017821
>>716014319 (OP)
astrobot could never
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:17:09 AM No.716017880
Looks like shit. Worse than their Wii U tech demo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXCrKyZYMlY
Replies: >>716022020 >>716034391
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:40:03 AM No.716019163
>>716016353
Glad it keeps the Odyssey tradition of the cap jump skips
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:28:23 AM No.716022020
>>716017880
okay eric
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:44:29 AM No.716022863
>>716014319 (OP)
Why is Nintendo happy to make these godawful low res textures and call it a day? Is it because they know their dumb audience will buy it anyway?
The same goes for it being a very short game despite $70 price tag.
Replies: >>716023521
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:55:14 AM No.716023521
>>716022863
are you retarded?
the game environments are 100% dynamically destructible and it runs at 60fps, what the fuck did you expect it to look like?
god I hate graphicsniggers
Replies: >>716023682 >>716032426
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:57:48 AM No.716023682
>>716023521
>100% dynamically destructible
Not true.

>runs at 60fps
Not true.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:59:03 AM No.716023756
@716023682
post a timestamped picture of your switch 2 and your copy of dk bananza
otherwise I am not replying to you again
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:04:10 AM No.716024078
Damn maybe I should have unlocked that move on my playthrough
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:06:14 AM No.716024210
Why does Eric worship Rare DK all of sudden?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:08:53 AM No.716024349
>>716016353
Pretty cool but what the fuck is that level design.
Replies: >>716025007
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:13:01 AM No.716024564
>>716014319 (OP)
>*ganondorf yell*
This is literally all I hear whenever DK goes HMPH or EHEE or DORYAH. Doesn't even make sense when the current DK voice actor isn't Ganondorf anymore, they swapped him out for the guy that dubbed DK in the Mario movie.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:13:56 AM No.716024627
Holding LR to pound chest instead of mashing is a mistake.
This is a game about a dumb monkey solving problems through brute force and less than efficient solutions.
Replies: >>716024749
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:15:30 AM No.716024715
>>716024564
>the current DK voice actor isn't Ganondorf anymore
what? yes he is
he's been voicing DK since jungle beat, he still sounds exactly the same
Replies: >>716027292
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:15:41 AM No.716024735
Tony_Soprano
Tony_Soprano
md5: e48c9a80d70e990f6eadb3c3351b9c4d🔍
I misread the title as *gandolfini yell* and got excited for a little bit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:16:00 AM No.716024749
>>716024627
you can use motion controls with the joycons to beat your chest
Replies: >>716024854
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:17:52 AM No.716024847
>>716014319 (OP)
This game is actually an eye sore, why does it look worse than Odyssey?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:18:01 AM No.716024854
>>716024749
>Sacrificed kino for wagglan AGAIN
Glad I didn't buy a switch 2
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:20:49 AM No.716024985
>>716016353
>unlocks bird kong, and invalidates your chain air dashing tech
Im not gonna like though, that is pretty cool. Im collectathoning all the shit in the earlier levels, but im looking forward to the challenges that actually give me reason to use stuff like this. I have been needing a game like this since I 100%'d Odyssey.
Replies: >>716025062
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:21:30 AM No.716025007
>>716024349
yesh my thought is same too, i feel like mario odyssey puzzle level design is more immersive and creative than this but i could be wrong
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:22:30 AM No.716025062
>>716024985
is it possible to 100% odyssey without looking up guides?
Replies: >>716025101 >>716025181
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:23:20 AM No.716025101
>>716025062
yes, you can pay the bird to mark any leftover moons on the map you couldn't find
it's not like odyssey levels are super massive or anything either, scouring them thoroughly isn't that hard
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:25:08 AM No.716025181
>>716025062
You can but 100% isn't very enjoyable.
Just go through every level following the flow of your whims and the story then come back in postgame for the harder levels but don't break the flow of doing things because you want to vs 100% for the sake of it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:12:03 AM No.716027292
qb65xo
qb65xo
md5: 7e1239aac0f4d0eee6f36e8991f9f594🔍
>>716024715
Replies: >>716027384 >>716027915 >>716032961
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:13:53 AM No.716027384
>>716027292
The fuck? DK sounds exactly the same
is he an understudy?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:15:05 AM No.716027438
>>716015427
open world sandbox where you make your own "solutions" with a few bare gameplay systems.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:25:24 AM No.716027915
>>716027292
>>716027384
RESPOND TO ME
HOW DOES HE SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME
EVEN THE CADENCE OF HIS YELLING IS IDENTICAL
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:51:19 AM No.716029013
1737233891614110
1737233891614110
md5: 80eae00377e5631cd22b0bfdff04a275🔍
Wow this is ugly. This is what they did in Monster Hunter Rise and it really pissed me off. If you can't do semi-transparency then just don't do anything at all. Make him fully invisible or something. Turning a character or the environment into ASCII is a huge immersion breaker.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:55:55 AM No.716032151
>>716015389
Imagine being such a mentally ill tranny that you look at a new, $70 game that took almost a decade to make, and instead of playing it as it was intended you go and fuck it up just to have bragging rights first.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:57:13 AM No.716032220
>>716032151
Noidontthinkiwill.jpg
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:58:20 AM No.716032279
>>716015517
>Empty "open world" with zero content
Ubisoft created that template, not Nintendo
Replies: >>716032425
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:01:30 AM No.716032425
>>716032279
i dont think either ubisoft or nintendo pioneered mmorpgs.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:01:30 AM No.716032426
>>716023521
that doesn't mean you need shit textures you s0i chugging shit eater.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:10:45 AM No.716032807
>>716029013
But anon think of the performance!
We live in an era where alpha blending is no longer affordable!
Replies: >>716033195
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:14:21 AM No.716032961
>>716027292
I like how even this shows a significant downgrade in visuals and art style.
MKW TK has garbage rim lighting, has no shading or texture depth and looks like Steven universe.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:14:41 AM No.716032973
it's alright but there really isn't much to it besides punching
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:20:46 AM No.716033195
>>716032807
Blended_colour = buffer_colour(RGB) + draw_colour(RGB);
wow adding 2 vec3s together is sooo demanding. I'm glad we have modern devs to save us from such expensive calculations like 1 + 1... computer have a hard time handling that.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:40:15 AM No.716034071
>>716032961
>unironically comparing pre rendered promotional images to a fucking in game screenshot
why is everyone on this board such a stupid fucking nigger
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:41:54 AM No.716034137
>>716034071
DK looks that detailed in the games.
Not to mention these were low budget C team games too.
Replies: >>716034276
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:42:35 AM No.716034164
>>716015237
Is that ability ever useful?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:44:56 AM No.716034276
Screenshot_20250721_034447_NewPipe
Screenshot_20250721_034447_NewPipe
md5: d49f12511b6b4804c3d722a6f9cc5222🔍
>>716034137
why are such a fucking stupid disingenuous nigger
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:45:48 AM No.716034318
>>716032973
umm anon have you tried doing the aerial movements that are just odyssey but with boulders instead of cappy? yeah try that.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:47:12 AM No.716034391
maxresdefault
maxresdefault
md5: 5f8d61c5ed43b8197da183dd7152286a🔍
>>716017880
No. If you actually look at direct screenshots you can see it has aliasing up the ass. DK very easily looks better than this.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:01:54 AM No.716035158
>>716034071
Most of the people on here lying about Nintendo 24/7 are poojets and other thirdies that don't even have access to buy this stuff if they even had the money.