Thread 716019219 - /v/ [Archived: 131 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:40:55 AM No.716019219
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>Game Freak always meant for humans and Pokemon to have sex, they just couldn't add it to the canon because Pokemon is for kids

It was always canon. Despite the obvious Sinnoh folk story about human marrying Pokemon that they kept ingame, mechanics always suggested it.

In Pokemon breeding, there is an egg-group called "human-like". This egg-group classification dictates which Pokemon can breed with what, meaning whichever Pokemon that falls under this category is sexually compatible with anything human-like.

There is also an egg group called "field", which consists on mostly terrestrial Pokemon of various shapes, sizes, and animal classifications (most of which are mammals). This means regardless of what animal or creature they are (reptile, plant, fish, etc), falling into this egg group makes them sexually compatible no matter what.

All of this has been canonical for a long time.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:52:49 AM No.716019946
>>716019219 (OP)
Ok. But how does that make you feel?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:58:59 AM No.716020297
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>>716019219 (OP)
>soliciting sex from a minor
>ownership of false identity
>criminal usage of false identity
>forced intoxication
>pedophilia
>rape
>illegal captivity
>violent threat / harrassment
>blackmail
>attempted murder

The reason why human-Pokรฉmon relationships can't be real is because freaks like these would be in every other kid's Fire Starter team.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:11:32 AM No.716021035
>>716019219 (OP)
proof?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:13:06 AM No.716021136
>>716019219 (OP)
How do I find a pokemon wife?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:14:02 AM No.716021198
>>716019219 (OP)
a female ditto is mine
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:15:19 AM No.716021286
>>716019219 (OP)
It would be a whole lot more palatable if you didn't catch the human-like in pokeballs. Like they'd just be like elfs/dwarfs/orcs in this fantasy universe and they'd voluntarily join your pokemon party.
Retcon things like that, and it'd work
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:19:59 AM No.716021548
>>716021198
>female ditto
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:20:08 AM No.716021557
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>>716021286
They also sleep with you... you know... to keep you safe
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:25:17 AM No.716021840
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>>716021557
Would you sleep with a machoke?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:26:25 AM No.716021896
>>716021840
I would bend over for one
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:28:14 AM No.716022008
>>716019219 (OP)
>Sinnoh folk story about human marrying Pokemon that they kept ingame
That's a folk tale you fucking retard.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:30:11 AM No.716022125
>>716021840
I would bend one over
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:52:32 AM No.716023353
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would four-legged mons be more taboo than humanoids though?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:56:44 AM No.716023610
>>716019219 (OP)
>Regularly Dynamax my ever-stone'd raboot and reward him for stepping on me as if I'm some pathetic bug

Is this really too much to ask for?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:04:37 AM No.716024107
>>716023353
Why would they?