Thread 716023650

Donkey Kong Bananza rewards highly skilled players with it's in depth mechanics

>>716023650 (OP)
In before nintendo patches this out next week because they didn't like how speed runners were abusing the game mechanics and how this "breaks the flow of the game as intended for the zoomer brain"

>>716023650 (OP)
Nigga is flipping around like an Elden Ring boss lol

>>716024014
odyssey literally rewarded you for doing shit like this

>>716024214
I tried to do this so many times when I first played. I never knew about this "vectoring" shit so I couldn't pull it off, but I love how they make these jumps so tempting. You just know they want you to do this and they put it just out of reach of a basic Cappy jump so you gotta think about how to do it.

>>716023650 (OP)
astrobot but with bad gameplay.

>>716024214
Yes, Odyssey movement was better, but a downgrade from galaxy movement, which was a downgrad from super mario 64 movement. Considering nintendo removed movement options before, like from majora's mask 3ds remake. It's not inconceivable their mentality would be "monkey dumb need less movement more smash" with bananza.

>>716024461
Sunshine also has worse movement than 64.

>>716024014
Literally making up problems in your head about children's media is fucking hilarious

>>716024329
I don't know about vectoring either
you maintain momentum doing a hat bounce out of a max speed roll and if the hat is over ground it doesn't eat your dive in the air

>>716024461
>odyssey
>downgrade from galaxy movement
are you literally mentally retarded?

>>716023650 (OP)
I like the gameplay so far, but the music is godawful. I avoid going into Kong bonanza because I can't stand listening to the shitty Saturday morning cartoon song

>>716024563
>all those meaningless moons in the top left
god this game was so gay

>>716024594
Don't bananza-brain-rot shame me, that's mean. That's what I get for playing a game made for toddler tiktokers.

>>716023650 (OP)
while i think this is ultimately really fun to do in game, i don't think this is the direction a donkey kong game should've taken. still a great game, just hope this isn't where they take the DK franchise in the future. but honestly? if this team comes out with a game every fucking 8 years, maybe i just won't care by the time 2032 rolls around.

>>716024461
>Odyssey movement was better, but a downgrade from galaxy movement
I'm a Galaxyfag but the movement options sure as shit aren't the reason why.

>>716024461
>but a downgrade from galaxy movement
Come on now.

>>716024506
WRONG

>>716023650 (OP)
>highly skilled players
I don't know if I'd consider this very hard to do, let's not get carried away

>>716024943
it requires knowledge of the game mechanics and experimentation to figure out what to do
that's more than 99% of video games

>>716025029
You have such incredible brainrot from playing modern nintendo garbage that even remotely tight maneuvers is "highly skilled". Play other games for once. I don't even care about this game or what retards think about it, but keep retarded shit like this to yourself. Show me actual precise platforming or routing, or just talk about your shitty game normally instead of being obnoxious. Its no wonder these threads are a magnet for trolling.

>>716025513
Honestly the speedrun of the game is probably gunna be really unfun and awkard abuse of rock surfing in between those sonic unleashed were-hog segments and not much else.

>>716025029
Nintendo tries to make people forget about SSBM, so that this seems technically skilled without that reference point

>>716025513
>posting literal who indie slop
>doesn't even name a single game
shut up you pretentious faggot

>>716025872
nice strawman but I played melee in tournaments for over 10 years and bananza is fun as fuck

>>716023650 (OP)
Nigga, all you did was jump over 4 parallel moving platforms. What reward? What depth?

is it true the game has no enemies ands its just obstacles and smashing rocks

>>716023650 (OP)
>2025
>floating cubes on empty space

>>716024214
There is literally a one button prompt to get to the same place right next to mario
What the fuck are you saying?

>>716026107
>I am not rewarded unless I get some useless in game bauble
extrinsic retard detected

>>716024563
I fucking love the platforming in this game man fuck. Skill ceiling is even higher than Mario 64, which had more moves but not enough pure platforming sections to use em all.

>>716024214
Yes anon going to a place you could have just gone to way easier and faster the hard way is totally a "reward". Not. Fucking retard.
>>716026175
>Actually doubling down
Lol wtf

>>716023650 (OP)
>>716024214
>>716024563
This would have any meaning if you were forced to come up with those sick moves. But in reality it's just there for funsies.

>>716025962
And I allegedly lifted weights and pulled bitches for 10 years. I raise your strawman and accuse you of appeal to authority logical fallacy. At what percent is asdi down better against fox's nair than true cc?

>>716023650 (OP)
>play game wrong on purpose
>haha this game sucks lol

>>716026175
Look at me i can abusse one (the only one) skilled mechanic in the game to do a cool jump that doesn't even save extra time it would be a good idea for the developer to actually design some challenges around this instead of making every level easy as shit

>>716026315
Even if he did the intended way, it still would suck. Those jumps are stupidly easy.

>>716026263
>it's there because it's fun
Yes that is the point of video games.

>>716023650 (OP)
The game is just ugly to look at. Harsh textures, horribles colors, shit lighting. The levels look ai generated on random settings.

>>716026340
>it would be a good idea for the developer to actually design some challenges around this
no it wouldn't
then it doesn't feel special anymore
the whole thing that makes it fun is feeling like you're breaking the rules
if the whole game REQUIRED autistic movement tricks just to beat it it would be fucking terrible
why are you faggots so fucking stupid you don't understand this
do you not remember everyone crying about Celeste

>>716023650 (OP)
You saved like no time there.
you could just as easily roll jump onto the middle block then roll jump again. this challenge is incredibly fucking easy too.
but you needed an area with no terrain to punch around or climbable walls to justify this didn't you.

>>716026554
Don't bother, you're arguing with retards. The same people who say
>there are too many moons
Are now claiming
>wtf why isn't there a reward for doing this jump i need my moon!!

>>716026281
nigger when I played melee no one gave a fuck about asdi down or playing like a faggot to make everything unsafe on hit
we just amsah teched on platforms and didn't suck cocks between every game

>>716026446
Your bar of fun is is very low if challenging yourself with handicaps with arbitrary rules counts as it. "If the game doesn't challenge you, it gets boring." is what most people, gamers, would say.You're free to have fun with your 80$ game that looks it was made in a single month.

>>716026554
So you are literally asking for games to be designed for toddlers just so the 3 or 4 times you can use a single trick makes it all worth it for you?
You realize the first Mario titles were actually hard right?

>>716026375
the jumps aren't meant to be the hard part
Those disco platforms can't be jumped on until you throw something at them (and become the material of whatever hit them)
They revert back after a few seconds so the challenge is to hit the platform, jump on it, rip up the floor, throw it at the next platform, then jump to it while both your jumps and throws are being blocked by the thorns which will damage you if you touch them

It's a very early challenge in the game and is there to teach you more than test you

>>716026643
The actual reward should be getting down there way faster moron not more pointless moons

>>716026647
Ironic that you said you didn't give a fuck about asdi down, and said you amsah teched, but you need to asdi down to amsah tech. If I really lifted weights and fucked bitches for 10 years like I claimed, I probably would not have known that.

>>716023650 (OP)
The Klonoa jump is a good mechanic...
in Klonoa where the levels are designed around it. here it's just wasted most of the time.

>>716023650 (OP)
Why is this game so fucking ugly?
Looks like bubsy 3d with these textures lmao.

>>716026848
modern melee is for trannies
if you aren't playing on a crt in person on an unmodified GameCube controller you aren't playing melee
PP and all the other best players here stopped playing because of gay CC abuse too

>>716026739
Perhaps, but does change anything about how OP is glazing himself or how he says it "rewards" him? Over a tutorial?
>>716023650 (OP)
You're sure good bro, I'm sure your kindergarten level intellect friends thinks you're cool.

>>716026873
BECAUSE YOU CAN DESTROY EVERY FUCKING INCH OF THE GAME

WHY DO YOU GRAPHICSNIGGERS CARE MORE ABOUT WORTHLESS BULLSHIT THAN GAME MECHANICS

NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY PLAY VIDEO GAMES

>>716023650 (OP)
Modern Nintendo games dont required skill
>mario cap jump
Modern Nintendo games require 1 skill

>>716026904
PeePee still plays and streams, he's just too much of a coward fag to enter tourneys. I mean he renamed himself from DrPeePee too PPMD because he's a coward fag. Playing in person's tough right now because you get canceled/banned from in person hang outs for not using people's pronouns. I'd say the proportion of trannies that play in person vs on slippi is higher right now just because of that.

>>716026969
Bro a parallax background isn't hard to add. The game is ugly artistically. It's not because you don't know what good visual are and that the gameplay of being able to destroy anything reduce performance of the console that suddenly it is alright to make a game with zero artistic effort. Plus your gameplay is jumping and breaking stuff, that's not fucking deep when you get challenges so easy that the mentally deficient can do it

>>716023650 (OP)
actually pretty cool, but how much is this useful in the rest of the game? if it could allow for cool skips or something then it would be great, but if you really only get to use it in this one specific instance then it's a huge missed opportunity. also, how much else of anything like this is even in the game?
it's not gonna make me run out and buy a switch 2, but it would be nice to see a modern game actually apply the super metroid formula instead of badly and pathetically trying to ape it and failing like all the rest do because they don't understand what makes super metroid so good

>>716026873
Voxel game problems really

>>716027134
>because you get canceled/banned from in person hang outs for not using people's pronouns
I played a tranny at my last local and I was really tense until (s)he called me gay for doing something random in game
she was cute, I should've talked to her more

>>716026969
Based anon, tell those faggots

>>716027160
the game's levels are open ended, that sequence lets you cross basically any gap you want and if you roll in midair into a punch you will climb any surface instead of bouncing off and falling

>>716027141
to be fair thats a challenge room like in super mario odyssey

>>716024919
casuals get filtered by fluddmechanics

>>716026969
I already destroy my foreskin enough, I don't need more destrution in my life. It's more fun than bananza anyway. Now give me nice clair obscur story and lune nude mods.

Why is Nintendo the only dev capable of making a good platformer with simple yet deep and complex movement mechanics

>>716026969
You're not actually destroying stuff retard.
You're just re-arranging the vertex points of the level models which any GPU since the ps2 can handle especially for something that low poly.
that's no excuse for the art and programming being so fucking sloppy.

Vid related is infinitely higher poly terrain deformation running on a shitty computer.

>Uh this really fun looking game has NO CHALLENGE
>NOOO the challenge I see in the webm isn't actually challenging
>NOOO the cool tricks they're pulling off aren't necessary to perform so they're not really actually cool
>NOOO the graphics are actually ugly... this affects me somehow
>NOOO the terrain deformation gimmick isn't an interesting experiment it's actually offensively bad... this affects me somehow
You faggots are so gay it hurts. Just go enjoy other games.

>>716027713
>this retard actually posted this shit compared to DK as a real argument

Literally how is this different from spin jumping in crash 2, except for being easier

>>716027713
NINTENDO
HIRE THIS MAN
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>716026647
i find it funny how melee clips regularly continue for 2-3 stocks because the game is so fast-paced and volatile, while every single stock in ultimate has like 1-2 minutes of garbage neutral between being taken.