Thread 716024493

Prove him wrong

>>716024493 (OP)
>"The goal is to make it to the end without dying, but there's a bunch of stuff there to stop you from doing that. that's bad design."

>>716024493 (OP)
>Game tells you not to cum
>Game tries to make you cum
That's literally just challenge. Mario games involve not running into enemies but puts enemies in the game, often times in ways that require you to go out of your way not to run into them. Does that mean the Mario game wants you to run into enemies? No.

>>716024493 (OP)
"A bad game has a guy that stabs you. A good game gives you a knife and tells you to stab yourself." - Shigero Miyamoto

>>716024493 (OP)
The object of the game is to try not to cum.
If this fucking retard applied this logic to his own games you could say the object of mario is to get killed by goomba or fall into pits.

>>716024493 (OP)
>a degree of challenge is bad game design
Yeah ok I can see how much influence he's had over Nintendo, that checks out

>hentai game requires you to lose to see lewds
>never see lewds when playing hentai games everyone likes because can't bring myself to lose on purpose

He as gone down the path of a /v/ user and judged the game without playing it. Most of those games are not real or offer scarce resources unless money is spent on them. The problem of the gaem is that you pay to come, the object becomes paying instead of to come. That is the bad designt, you cant try not to come until you pay for to try itoo cum

>>716025318
Losing on purpose in these games is like mind controlling the heroine and commanding her to succumb to her sexual desires and submit to being a whore so I personally can get off to that.

>>716025318
Its good if the game becomes so absurdly hard that you can feel the rape

>>716024963
A lot of effort went into that post.

>>716025385
>but then when you play the game
Sounds to me like he played what he's judging

>>716024493 (OP)
I came to the same conclusion but more than anything I realized how little overlap there was when I want to game vs when I want to cum

>>716024493 (OP)
Has Miyamoto done anything recently or is he more of a mascot now?

Many times in gaming I see high-up people and think "yeah he is no longer a gamer". Gaben for example. And Miyamoto.

>>716025318
devilman is based

>>716025461
Back then, /v/ prided itself on quality shitposts.

>>716024998
Why is he so fucking autistic?

>>716026637
He's got nothing but free time on his hands

>>716027094
But that's his thing. If you can't make climbing trees fun it's shit.
That's why he dedicated days to chase a rabbit on a flat surface for Mario 64. There was no point on going on till he liked how Mario moved.

>>716024963
It is funny he actually hated wind waker's artstyle at first

>>716025096
it's not a real quote moron

>>716024493 (OP)
I think edging without cumming is honestly the hardest video game challenge

>>716028653
>he didn't unlock the "Longer Edging Period" perk

>>716025318
Well that's just shit design, if i'm playing a porn game where the challenge is not getring raped then the game should be hard enough for you to lose even when you're trying to win, otherwise what's the goddamn point, might as well play the slut simulators like Liz game.

>>716028653
>he hasn't edged so hard that his legs stop working properly for a few minutes
Everyone should treat himself to a 10 hours gooning session with whatever gargabe game you find appealing at least once in their life

>>716024670
games don't ask you to lose

>>716028653
ever since I started trying to edge on weed it has destroyed my self control
cumming while high is so insane I can't possibly resist the urge

>>716029028
did this with karryns prison
it was awesome but I have a feeling my penis might die if I keep doing that

>>716024493 (OP)
isn't that image like 20 years old at this point

>>716029187
Your heart will die first of you do that shit regularly, it's like running your car engine at max RPM for 10 hours, so do that shit sparingly

>>716024998
>>716026637
He's not autistic, he's a boomer who grew up being "counterculture" in a country without drugs. Being a weirdo intentionally became his personality from a young age even after he landed into a cushy job at some random entertainment company.

>>716029296
I've been doing it since I was like 8 years old
am I fucked

>>716029073
>ever since I started trying to edge on weed it has destroyed my self control
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL
YOU GOT ME LIVIN' ONLY FOR THE NIGHT
BEFORE THE MORNING COMES, THE STORY'S TOLD
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL

>>716024963
It's almost like the games became progressively more poorly managed and inundated with the same, ever worsening design decisions.
>>716027817
This. If it doesn't feel fun to control a physically fit and acrobatic protagonist, then you have done something wrong. Regardless of appearance, most games have you control a morbidly obese character, because moving them is not designed to be fun.

>>716024963
I still think link to the past has the best atmosphere and gameplay

>>716024963
Did you know that if you take an N64 cartridge or a gamecube disk of a Shigeru IP and hold it up to your ear, you can hear the developers/co-developers cries for help?