Thread 716025065

>everyone says it's a 10/10 game
>remove the nintendo bonus (2 points)
>remove the poc representation bonus (1 point)
So... it's a 7/10?

>>716025065 (OP)
Eric, why are you like this?

>>716025065 (OP)
>everyone
Nintendies

>>716025065 (OP)
>poc representation
DK is not a negroid you fucktard.

>>716025107
You just replied to yourself, Eric.

>>716025065 (OP)
If there’s a nintendo bonus, is there also a sony bonus or a sonus if you will

>>716025065 (OP)
People I know irl are half and half on the game. Which is why it feels like bizarro world reading metacritic reviews. I get that reviewers get black listed from getting review copies. I looked up outlets that rated mario kart world less than 8/10 and none of them did bananza reviews. I guess that's why all of bananza's critic reviews are 8/10 or more. User reviews might be bots but idk, maybe some people are really just that dumb.

>>716025150
right, it's the opposite

>>716026026
I don't follow. So black people are DK?
Like all collectively?

>>716025065 (OP)
>she has to make up fake scores to cope.

>>716025065 (OP)
>remove nintendo bonus and ape bonus
>add in the penalty for having a cute white girl instead of an ugly dei mutt
>game goes back to 10/10
whoa

>>716027715
she's not sexualized though, so there's no penalty

>>716028616
Real children look like fridges, and girls literally look the same as boys with long hair. Why does a child have child bearing hips? She also looks like she's in the first trimester of pregnancy.

>>716028616
>she's not sexualized though
When has that ever stopped pedos?

>>716028809
>child bearing hips
Uh, proof?

>>716029426
Have you even played bananza? Literally boot the game up.

>>716029480
>Have you even played bananza?
Nah

>>716029664
I mean if you're a pedo you should buy donkey kong bananza. Look for used copies on facebook marketplace. Because 1)game's bad 2) coolidge effect wears off on 1 target for pedos too. Used copies might be crusty.

>>716030396
h-hot

>>716030396
What was Nintendo thinking?

>>716025065 (OP)
I dont believe this shit for a second, because its got people who HATE Nintendo fucking kneeling because how good the game is. Were talking niggas with full on hate boners fucking Tsundare for hot monkey dick.

Shit is bananas.

>>716025065 (OP)
>racism
Absolute state of Raresnoys.

>>716025065 (OP)
>poc representation bonus
are you calling pocs monkeys?

>>716025098
Whenever the name Eric is mentioned you know the thread is going to be shit, that’s for no wasting my time anon

>>716026026
Nigger, is time to log off

>>716031901
No haha, of course not :)

>all teddies hyping this garbage ITT while having their switch 1 in a closet they haven't turned it on since 2020
Truly the most pathetic people on this board

>>716025065 (OP)
>remove the poc representation bonus
Is this just a monkey nigger joke?

>>716032914
>teddies

>>716025065 (OP)
I wasn't sold at first but it's genujnely getting better and better as I go. You, on the other hand, don't even play video games any more

>>716032914
>one piss fan is a retard
Such is many cases

>>716032972
Maybe.

>>716025065 (OP)
>poc representation bonus
I don't understand. I thought Pauline was white.

>>716025065 (OP)
>nintendo bonus
More like nintendo penalty (2 points)

Most switch games are 7/10s. Might be the most overrated console

>>716034138
this is the switch TWO thoughever

>>716032914
>shankstard
Ew

>>716034138
>most overrated console
Now imagine that the PS5 exists and it's actually selling pretty well — even though it doesn't have a single good game.

btw it outsold DS2 in the current known sales (UK)

>>716040398
whocars

>>716025336
Sony games consistently get reviewed far worse than nintendo games. Where does this retarded "journos hate nintendo" victim complex come from? Every journo is a massive tendie.

>>716025065 (OP)
seems about right, a pretty decent game like odyssey
just have to wait for it to come to pc so you can play it in 60fps

>>716025065 (OP)
>10/10 game
>remove Nintendo bonus
>9/10 game
>check Metacritic
>90

lol
lmao even