This is a 20 year old console

>>716025795 (OP)
Too old not interested

>>716025795 (OP)
I never liked this because of the sliding analog stick and because there was only one of them. It came out in 2004 or 2005 for fucks sake.

This is a 13 year old console

>>716025892
It's a shame that this flopped. It had two nice analog sticks and was a touchscreen. Still really good for emulation though.

>>716025795 (OP)
She's gonna blow!

>>716025795 (OP)
No.
>>716025892
No.
2009 was 3 years ago.

PSP never fails to impress me. What a really cool device. Can't believe how much it can do on that little MIPS processor.

I remember watching Baka and test on it, good times.

>>716025969
Cope

>>716025892
I never owned a PSP but I did buy a Vita and play PSP games on it. Kinda want to replay Brandish the Dark Revenant, actually.

>>716026069
That's just 7 years ago

That is wild!

>>716025975
There were porn sites dedicated to the psp browser, good times

>>716025795 (OP)
man this thing give me nostalgic feeling back in high school

>>716026320
Never thought I would feel old to say I first viewed porn on my PSP, but here we are

>>716025795 (OP)
>flashback to memories of using the scuffed as fuck browser to search for hentai as a kid

>>716025795 (OP)
POS. Sony doesn't know what good is.

Shouldn't have had texture filtering or widescreen. More triggers under fingers. Second stick. Bigger battery. If discs then minidisc, or use minidisc players to read game information. Be interesting to have music what was main for games, building them, being prompts as what to do. Shit format but more durable than CDs maybe. Or use cd players/DVD players.

A lot more expensive and then maybe worth having maybe. Should have at least been able to play PS2 games.

Sick of this Nintendo compromise shit. People getting a catch up shit secondary experience. Cheap option should be old stuff maybe. New stuff shouldn't be shit.

I begged my mom to buy me a PSP for Christmas because I was obsessed with Sonic and wanted to play Rivals 1 and 2. I didn't like them and I felt like I took advantage of my mom. I didn't get more games like Dissidia and Peace Walker until around five years later.

You now remember Exit on the PSP

I miss it.

>>716026693
Based taste.

You also now remember Daxter on the PSP

>>716026774
Rope. now.

oops yet another game from when games were good

What games to play on it?
Pure emulators?

>>716026875
Sure, got the stool ready just for you.

>>716025795 (OP)
Fuck me, I remember working at Toys R Us and buying the last PSP 1GB bundle.
I only bought it because Dev_hook was released.

Anybody played this? It was pretty fun.

>>716027018

>>716025927
Sony fucked up once again with proprietary hardware. Seems cool now that there are SD to whatever card they used.

>>716025892
The Vita was actually REALLY good. It was mostly killed by the idiotic proprietary memory horseshit. Fucking retarded Sony as usual

>>716025941
Oh no, I should look at my PSP and see how its battery is looking. Hopefully new ones aren't that expensive.

>>716026998
As a Medievilfag from the 90s, fuck off. Well, kind of. I finally played Resurrection last year and while it wasn't unplayable I also struggle to call it MediEvil. Botching Scarecrow Fields as hard as it did, all those shitty minigames, the dialogue that went on twice as long for punchlines half as good, it was a shadow of the real deal. Best level it had was the only original one, weirdly enough. Still, the PS4 remake was miles better.

>>716025795 (OP)
And it's still not retro.
>>716027213
It was killed by having no killer apps or marketing.

>>716027213
The Vita was killed by Andrew House wanting it fucking dead. It had decent in-house support for a year or two and then it dropped off a cliff to focus on PS4. Makes some sense I suppose, but at the time you could still ask why Sony couldn't handle both. These days, that's less of a mystery. At least the niche Japanese support remained modest throughout its lifespan.

>>716027320
Crazy how they couldn't promote Uncharted, Resistance, Killzone spin-offs.

>>716027320
Sony tried by putting some of its bigger names on it at first like Uncharted, Killzone, Wipeout and LittleBigPlanet, but to a point it was like "who wants portable versions of PS3 games"? At least they put their backs into Killzone Mercenary, which was genuinely a technical marvel for the time. 30 FPS aside, it actually was just Killzone on a handheld.

Did anybody else play this weird shit?

>>716027257
The minigames were the best

>>716027567
No but I played this.

>>716025795 (OP)
The psp is the most comfortable handheld console ever created and is actually portable nothing has even come close not even the switch

>>716027567
underrated
>>716027672
and this one sucked ass, I tried playing WTF and hot pxl back to back a few months ago and hot pxl is just garbage in comparison

>>716025795 (OP)
i remember my whole family was furious that my youngest brother lost this bad boy even tho back in the 90s, gadgets used to tied up with a necklace so you wont lose it, yet he managed it

>Almost none of the games I loved hold up because the novelty is gone.
Like having a full GTA game on a handheld blew my mind back when Liberty City Stories was a thing, but in hindsight it's one of the worst GTA games in terms of mission design, soundtrack, characters, voice acting, you name it. And now I can play GTA IV on my Steam Deck.

>>716027725
I remember playing WTF as a kid, and it scared the living shit out of me. It actually felt demonic.

>>716027882
Thats just how old tech works anon you're using a screen to look at this website right now back in the 50s that'd be fuckin huge a computer right in your pocket/house?! It wasn't a lame gimmick its just technology getting better

>>716027725
Hot pixel is pretty shit. A lot of the mini games are lame as hell.

>>716027132
Oh shit I think I remember that, it was kind of like that one game Overlord, you killed guys and made them into zombies and basically made an army as the mission went on

>>716027567
What is this? Warioware clone?

>>716027893
>It actually felt demonic.
it has cruelty squad feeling of being a lost cursed game you just find on a flash drive on a street or something. it's actually set in hell, too, the lore is you're stuck doing shitty jobs in hell for eternity and is forced to spend money you earn on shitty trinkets you don't need while you friends mock you via email having a great life. it's a fun meta commentary, a lot of the minigames are deliberately shitty and/or broken, but it always feels like it's shitty on purpose.

>>716027882
Games like Space Invaders and lumines are still fun to play because of how short and arcadey they are. I don't like playing games like GoW or MGS Peace walker on it because I would prefer playing them on a bigger screen.

>>716025795 (OP)
Ill kill psp pissy little fucks right out the womb super bad>on umd
Oooooooooh ive cum before, i dont need that repressed shirt.
God of war, he fucks his wife to make that quck time event .
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>>716028109
It is a creative idea, but doing that to kids is just a little bit cruel

>>716028032
Yep, it's very satisfying bringing down a boss using zombies.

>>716025892
I got a used vita earlier this year and have been absolutely loving it
very underrated console

>>716026603

>>716028217
Repressed shit i love super bad on umd because my mom touched me while we watched it ill fuck you to, just ask

>>716025795 (OP)
It was pretty cool, as was handheld gaming in general back then. Too bad we'll never get anything like it ever again.

>>716025795 (OP)
PSP design is iconic Sony really fumbled with the golden goose they've had in their pocket.

>>716028301
I can't see why not. Sony could even sell this gimmicky Portal shit, it's totally possible they would like a piece of Switch's market share. Problem is I don't really want a sony portable console again, portable pc solutions like steam deck are just too good and will allow you to emulate anything, and judging by PS5, it will be a while until someone jailbreaks a new console if sony releases it

>>716028384
Fuck you, gits inward splurging i will make you cucking wat eat worms my friend not a real threat jyst know

>>716025795 (OP)
>lets make it with only one analog bro!
the fuck were they thinking? seriously why the fuck not have two analogs

I was happy that Genki made a psp game since I loved TXRZ

>>716028484
Didn't need two

>>716028492
Fuck you

This is an xbox.

>>716026603
UMD was the leftover corpse of the already dead mini disc format

>>716028585
Fuck you

>>716028559
>>716028484
the more I think of it, it was kind of a genius solution, forcing ease of controls and simplicity of gameplay fit for a portable console by reducing the amount of buttons you have to push.

burnout legends

>>716028618
Ill shove you deep watch me little umd ill cut idle gods off the cheeks of your ass

>>716028637
>>716028571
>>716028471
>>716028182
>>716028682
rogue AI is having another outburst. time to call the police

>>716027213
That and the SHIT load times. PS1 tier on some games.

>>716028740
Ughhhhh ihhhhhhhh loaaad load time you me, monkey mania boy

>>716027882
it's a god of war machine basically

>>716027216
you need to get a chink one and replace the circuit board for the battery with the one for your original psp battery if it IS fucked.
only way because the chinks make fucked up cheap copies.
a bit of solder to the properly made original parts fixes things.

>>716028838
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>>716025892
YOU SICK FUCK

this is really autistic but i really want a PSP1000 specifically because i think it just looks so goddamn nice. My current PSP3000 is great, infact i use it pretty much exclusively to run PS1 games but i like the larger grips, vent hole things along the top bezel and the smaller screen. Should i pick one up or just keep enjoying my 3000? I did the same thing with my 2600jr because i liked the design of the original 6 switch VCS and bought one of those instead and i like the look of it alot better but i have to realise that its the exact same shit and to stop wasting my moneh

>>716028905
Eat my 10000000 inxher 5$ little man take it keave it?
Not an option

>>716028680
Oooooooooooooh yeah

>>716027216
Fuck, went to look at mine. I have a PSP1000 and a 4000. The 1000's battery looks fine. The 4000's is definitely a little swollen...

>>716028083
Warioware if you took lsd and had a bad trip

>>716028838
nah, you can try an ostent battery instead. supposedly they arent fucked up, though they may charge weird.

>>716028973
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You require the seamon or the flow
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Cum
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Fuck me cum on me cum on me cum on me cum on me cum on me

>>716028905
I have a 1000 that I imported on launch. They look nice, but they suck. The square button is ass because half the button is actually over the screen bezel, only half the button is actually making contact with the rubber dome switch. I think its a similar issue for the dpad, but I cant remember.

It also guzzles battery compared to the newer ones. The screen doesnt look as nice, either. The UMD mechanism is cool as shit though.

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>>716028971
AAAAAA i have SEEN the LIGHT of ALLAH *shits myself and spits hot fire at you, leaving you with an erection and a cause in life*

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Mods this poster is giving me the ick

>>716026593
same, remember getting wipeout pure for the browser hack and immediately downloading shitty porn. zoomers don't know how legit that was pre smart phones

>>716029123
ehhh sounds like i should just stick with what i have then. Gonna play Roscoe McQueen tonight on it

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>>716029210
I used some software to convert porn I download to whatever format PSP played.

>>716025868
The stick is terrible and causes thumb cramps within minutes. Don't know how that design got past testing. But at the time, I loved mine so much until a "friend" stole it. He died a few years ago from an O.D., lol.

>>716027146
I liked this one, Driver 76 and Peace Walker

>>716029219
Heres an image showing the issue.

>>716029210
>shitty porn
I whipped out my old PSP to see what I had saved and damn were my standards low
Rather soulful though

>>716028905
i have a psp1000 and the only thing that sucks about it is that there is less ram within the unit, the other versions have double the ram, i also had to replace the button membranes

>>716025795 (OP)
I own three of these and playing on an emulator feels so much better