Guys... How is this image accurate though?

Media literacy is for faggots

Imagine how much of a virgin you have to be to spend time making this

>>716025908 (OP)
wtf is that picture of realistic diddy kong at the bottom left?

Holy true.

>Donkey Kong changes species. Definitively signalling the series' takeover by woke gender ideology.
>Animal Mounts are nowhere to be seen, thought to be too suggestive of American slavery
Lmao. C'mon man, you're making it too obvious

>>716025908 (OP)
Eric!
Why would you slander Donkey Kong Bananza?

>>716025908 (OP)
>Disneyfied
>Calarts
These are diametrically opposed criticisms

>>716025908 (OP)
It's just forced shitposting material

>>716025908 (OP)
Donkey Kong infographic thread

>>716027874
have you not seen pixar's movies in the past 5 years?

>>716027229
What do you mean?

Here are the family trees of Mario, Pauline, and Donkey Kong, and their relationships with eachother.

>>716027874
Nu-DK looks like he belongs in Turning Red

>>716028207
This is the updated version.

>>716028295
Do you think Mario went yahoo! (https://youtu.be/BWm8CQFB0ps?t=36) when he creampied Pauline to make Bananza Pauline?

>>716028628
I don't know, maybe?
Bananza Pauline says plenty of Mario phrases like
>Hoohoo!
>Yeah! Hahaha!
>Waaaah!
>Here we go! (Zebra Bananza theme)
>Oh yeah! (Ostrich Bananza theme)
>Let's (-a-) go!
>Woohoo!
>Okey dokey. (Good night, DK.)
and many others.

>>716025908 (OP)
why do you talk like a tumblrina expat hiding on twitter