the mc of the last game you played is now monkey
how did it turn out?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:07:58 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
orangutans are apes ot monkeys you dumb retard
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:09:22 AM
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>LAD Ishin
Bad.
I got kicked out of the Shinsengumi for throwing poo at Hijikata and now I can't track down the masked man who killed Pops.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:09:33 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
I was already playing as Black Panther on Rivals so nothing changes
>>716029532 (OP)
>EDF6
I will throw poop at aliens i guess.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:13:35 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
Oook oook more banana farm.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:14:46 AM
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>>716030609
>>716029928
I didn't know I wanted this until now
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:15:41 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
>bioshock 2
>monkey with plasmids
>in a big daddy suit
Not much changes I think. Pretty sure Eleanor has never seen Delta without his suit anyway.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:18:13 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
>warframe
there's already a monkey-inspired warframe (Wukong) so nothing changes
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:23:19 AM
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7 Days to Monke. We hella dead. Hella.
>>716029928
>>716030049
A co op monke vs alien invasion game would be amazing.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:30:44 AM
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>>716030609
it's crazy how awesome that idea is and it proves how dead AAA studios are in the creativity department
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:35:38 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
>40 winks
Nothing will change much. I will be a bit weird that a kid has a monkey for a sister, but not that far out by PS1 platformer standards.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:14:52 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
it doesnt matter what game it is, it is automatically improved by having a little monkey fella as the protagonist
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:21:13 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
last game I played was dkc2 so nothing has changed
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:21:19 AM
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[Dogmatic] OOK OOK AAHH AHH
>As you command lord captain
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:21:44 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
>Apewar
Guess they block me from playing neanderthal
No matter, i was maining gorilla anyway.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:24:56 AM
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>Diddy's Kong Quest
haha...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:30:19 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
>Warframe
Uh, I end up playing Wukong, I guess? I have Wukong Prime, I just don't really use him much.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:45:17 AM
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>Bloons TD6
Uh... I'll go second last game played then
>Postal 2
....
I refuse to answer the thread topic.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:46:24 AM
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>>716029532 (OP)
>System Shock 2
I guess that makes him one of the psychic monkeys running around the Von Braun. SHODAN is going to have a wonderful time screaming at a monkey.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:51:35 AM
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>nigh unkillable death machines and heavily sexualised women skinsuits piloted by monkeys
Oh god, that's horrifying.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:51:39 AM
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>>716037168
>Kirby Star Allies
Basically like playing as Bonkers, I assume. So it's challenging the Arena with Hammer, a pretty good ability.
>I'll play Untitled Goose Game later today
Pretty much the same game, but taunting is less condescending because monkeys are sillier than geese.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:43:23 AM
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>>716034591
Depends on a kind of monkey.
I imagine UGG with a silverback gorilla would be a different game.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:48:14 AM
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>Abiotic Factor
Well I guess I would be able to just throw my poop at the ayys and soldiers instead of having to turn it into mug grenades first. That, or maybe I would be some science experiment where you would just play as a hyper intelligent monke. I don't think much changes in either scenario.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:58:37 AM
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>mecha break
an ape being the best mech pilot available is kino