Just found out my wife is going on a solo vacation with her girlfriends to Jamaica and leaves tonight. I'll be enjoying donkey kong bananza this week after all

How do we tell him?

Let's just say she'll be enjoying the nigger dick bbc bananza if you know what I mean

>>716040654 (OP)
For some reason I find these types of shitposts coupled with the image really humorous.

>>716040654 (OP)
My fiance literally went on a solo vacation with her girlfriend in the Caribbean.
I was supposed to go, but something came up at work. I said we can postpone, cancel, she got mad, we had a fight, she ended up going with a friend instead of with me.
Sadly I had to spend all that time at work, and not playing video games while some nig piped her down like you will, OP.

Hope you enjoy playing as an overpriced orange donkey kong on your 700 dollar leap frog while getting cucked by third worlders

>>716040752
You must be very easily amused

>>716040752
The reason being they're extremely funny.

>>716040732
Niggers have tbp not buck breaking cock howevermore

>>716040874
look ur getting cucked okay u just are shes probably fucking other men as we speak even if shes right next to you thats just a hologram she cleverly created and shes taking miles of dong right now because YOU couldn't satisfy her

>>716041027
third worlders have shit taste in humor

>>716041123
That was two years ago, we're still together, so who is really cucked - me or the 20 cuban nogs who probably ran a train on her? She still kisses me and sleeps next to me and so on VIDEO GAMMEEEEEES

>>716040654 (OP)
/trash/ groomercord cuck thread

Dongnanza

>this post literally gets reposted at least once a week
>somehow the threads are always full of responses explaining to OP what's "going on" as if he's being earnest

so what do you guys reckon is worse? if people are actually falling for bait on a regular basis, or if they know it's bait yet are seemingly genuinely debating WITH bait?

>>716040654 (OP)
Your wife is gonna Jamaic-me-cum

>>716041192
I know this is a troll but there's probably some redditor who thinks this

>>716041147
No u.

>>716041238
i guess you could say you got cucked by this places collective stupidity like a metaphorical cock slapping u in the face

>>716041321
The vacation part is true, and I am pretty sure nothing unsavory happened there. I trust my future wife.
Now how about them video games, fellas? VIDEO GAMES??/

>>716041238
Everybody knows it's bait we're just having fun because that's the only thing this place is good for

>>716041416
I can't tell what level of trolling we're on

>>716041238
Sincerely responding to bait if funny
>>716040654 (OP)
I like this post accompanied with tuxedo pepe more

Kill yourself jaknigger.