I miss when DK was for adults instead of retarded little babies

>>716063473 (OP)
>tendie game
>for adults
lol

I opened a stream of someone playing Bonanza or whatever and immediately he digs? Into the ground and lands in a giant room full of gold he has to break or collect. This shit seems like an adhd simulator I closed the stream immediately after.

>>716063953
if you dont want to dig into the ground and find treasure you dont have balls.

>>716063953
>I opened a stream
Of course you did. You're the vidya equivalent of a cuckold.

>>716064140
It looked like a mobile game pass.
>>716064331
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO BUY THE 500$ MACHINE 100$ GAME AND INCLIDE A TIP HOW ELSE WILL NINTENDO SURVIVE
grab a rope nigger you're not worth the oxygen wasted when you put your fat fucking tranny sausage fingers to the keyboard.

>>716063473 (OP)
> Insert Spongebobrollercoaster.gif here

>>716063953
It absolutely is an ADHD simulator. The whole game is just look over there, some gold and look big shiny banana and some chips came out of that enemy and there's a fossil on the wall and there's another fossil to it and there's more gold and oh wow a trilobite and another banana and more chips in the wall and another fossil meanwhile all the visual and audio feedback is straight from the slot machine playbook.

>>716064926
>inclide
SAAR! GOOD DAY SAAR!

>>716063473 (OP)
sorry OP, nintendo's target audience is literal toddlers now

>>716067485
You can't just say perchance.

>>716063473 (OP)
>I miss a time that literally never existed
Many people do, guy.

>>716063473 (OP)
You were lied to. DK was always a kiddy series. Look at the box and the artstyle bro. DKC was an alright challenge for a kid but there's nothing for adults there

>>716063953
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE A DONKEY KONG GAME ENCOURAGE EXPLORATION IN ORDER TO FIND SECRETS AND COLLECTABLES

>>716063601
That means a lot coming from an unemployed broccoli head.

>>716063953
>>716066619
>”STOP HAVING FUN NOOO YOU HAVE ADHD”

>>716063473 (OP)
The female antagonist in Luigi’s Mansion 3 literally has “Hell” in her name

>>716064926
>It looked like a mobile game pass.
talk about disingenuous. You'll say whatever to "win" the console war huh?

>>716067816
>>716068680
I never said anything about you people amd what you are or aren't allowed to do. I said it looks like a shitty mobile game adhd simulator. Smash into the ground and get a dopamine hit from a room filled with bloom infested treasure. It was bright, obnoxious and clearly meant to try and keep kids with ADHD attached to the screen as long as possible. I genuinely can't imagine a functioning adult playing the game.

I also wanted to find an image to show what I meant but there's nothing on google but damn this slop just fills your screen with trash while you play.

>>716066619
>>716069340
Don't forget the Digital Style!