Thread 716068685

...uhhh bros? should we be worried?

>>716068685 (OP)
XD EPIC THREAD FROM THE SNOY DISCORD ERIC!

NINTENDO BAD
SHITTY FRENCH RPG GOOD

>FUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK SWITCH 2!!!

>EXPEDITION 33 IS GOTY!!!! I LOVE FROGS!

>>716068685 (OP)
>EventHubs
Wow, this must be a big story if EventHubs is reporting on it! Thanks for giving us the scoop OP

>>716068756
Seek psychiatric internment

>>716068685 (OP)
>the only thing their (currently) only flagship title is known for is removing the main way people wanted to have fun without resorting to joining Dickswords to skip Intermissions
I already know the image is bullshit, but the Mario Kart happening would be the most likely reason.

>>716069082
You do know what happened to him, right? That he had two things happen to him at the same time? You know the words right?

>>716068685 (OP)
>I now have a device that lets me play my existing Switch games at better resolution/frame rates
>I now have two consoles for multiplayer Switch 1 games.
>This will continue to be true even if not a single new
I don't care at all.
Nintendo could release only Metroid Prime 4, then kill the console and I'd be content.

>>716069254
Prime 4 is coming to PC though

>>716069402
Really? I must’ve missed it on the steam/epic store

>>716069402
The Switch 1 version for sure will be, but Switch 2 enhancements won't run nice on PC for a few years.

Owari da

Gomen dear shareholders

The Switch Pro 2 S OLED Slim 2 is releasing this Fall

>>716068685 (OP)
No, the stronger the wake up call, the better. Nintendo needs to fucking get its shit together.

>>716069538
Hasn't Switch emulation been better than the Switch 2 "enhancements" for years?

>>716069897
Switch 2 has released for years!?

>>716069897
For games without a major Switch 2 update, sure.
But for games with Switch-2-targetted patches (Zeldas, Kirby+Forgotten Land, Metroid Prime 4, Scarlet/Violet, Hogwarts Legacy (yes it is on PC, but you could be silly and emulate the Switch 1 version), etc, you can't get those improvements emulated yet.

>>716069247
Anal and oral?

someone post the frowning mario slop tubers use and abuse so the thread can be over

>>716068685 (OP)
Im using my switch 2 to only play switch 1 games.

>>716069897
I like how you're just making stuff up.

>>716070935
understandable, switch 2 has no games

Not really, everything will pick up later in the year as it usually does especially with more games coming down the pipe

>>716070813
very close

>>716068685 (OP)
It's over...

A lot of Switch 2 owners have expressed buyers remorse, and you can't really blame them

>>716071762
Where? Everyone I know who has one loves it

>Sales stop when the merchandise is out of stock.

Wow, great deduction skills.

mama mia...

>>716069247
You mean how makes a thread then calls himself out? Yeah, there are a lot of mentally ill people on this board.

>>716071647
Raped and gaped?

>>716071981
Congratulation you found the lowest IQ cope that the rest of your cultmates are already clinging to

>>716071820
I only know one person in my social sphere that has one. For reference I interact with ~114 people a week.

>>716070628
Thats just blatantly wrong because outside of zeldas blatant graphical downgrades people have been playing all those games at higher resolutions & frame rates for years. People had totk at 4k 60 before it even released. So prime 4 will be no different

>>716068685 (OP)
Imagine trying to sell a system, but you ain't got no games!

>>716075748
That's not a lot of people.

>According to Famitsu (via Gematsu and My Nintendo News), the Japan Switch 2's week-over-week sales figures for the latest week have seen a sharp decline. While an eventual drop off from the initial amount of momentum for the Switch 2 was expected, this is a particularly sharp decline.
False alarm, it's just more FUD where they neglect to mention Nintendo holds back stock before a big release.

wii u also sold like hotcakes until it suddenly didn't.

>>716075918
I’d prefer to keep it that way, people suck

>>716076150
Yeah, selling worse than every console released in the 10 years before it is certainly selling like hotcakes.

>>716076097
>neglect to mention
They didn't neglect to mention, they choose not to mention it because it brings in more views.

>>716069247
sneed and feed?

>>716076308
here comes the airplane, zoom zoom!
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/wii-u-has-stronger-first-six-weeks-than-wii

>>716077297
>revenue

>>716068685 (OP)
They're now so desperate it's considered a failure when it's for once not setting records

>>716077297
>revenue

>>716077297
>Nintendo's Wii U has sold more than $300 million in revenue in the United States, up from the $270 million take the Wii brought in during the same time period. Those numbers come from the NPD Group, showing that the Wii U has sold nearly 890,000 units in the U.S, with 460,000 units sold in December.

>It's worth noting that the Wii U Basic retails for $299.99, higher than the Wii's launch price of $249.99.

The kicker?
>The Wii - which recently had a price drop - sold more than its successor with 475,000 units sold in December.

>>716068853
No one mentioned E33 but thanks for proving it was tendies seething over it all the time

>>716076362
that's...neglecting to mention.

gonna be fun watching them backtrack this week when it returns to business as usual.

>>716080301
Are you retarded?

Didn't the Switch 1 sales in Japan during 2017 drop off as well?

>>716079731
>>716080009
brb, gonna sell my console for 5 cents
you won't be laughing when it outsells the ps2 and switch, obviously making it the most successful console of all time!