>heres your controller xister
how do you respond?

never understood how cavemen could actually use these controllers, just looking at it makes my hands cramp

People are digging up today's technology as if it were around thousands of years ago? This is some Xenogears shit.

>>716071603 (OP)
>Smashes it over your head
ooh ooh ahh ahh

>>716072238
its happened before

>>716072595
iirc the machine is slightly off

Less drift than the average first party.

>>716072595
the greeks were obsessed with math and geometry, and achimedes was alive around the time it was made, so mechanical principles were being intensely studied. take away internet, tv, and books, and watching the sun and moon and stars all the time is the next best thing other than killingor watching something kill

>>716071603 (OP)
>hear tribesmen talk about new game
>buy game with many nuts
>game is bad and filled with ugly jungle tribe
>game abandoned after 3 fists of sunsets and can no longer play
>no refund of nuts
FUCKING CAVESTOP

>>716072595
now play doom on it

what games do they play?

>>716071603 (OP)
Grug no like Xrocks

bro wanna come over to my house and play some chariot race??

>>716071603 (OP)
ROCK STATION HAS NO ROCKS!

>>716074325
has there been a good chariot racing game?
sounds sick

>>716071603 (OP)
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>>716071790
They had much stronger hands

>>716071603 (OP)
can i eat it?

Grug no understand why other Grug drink fizzly grain water. When Grug try it taste like worse water.

>>716074325
Does it support a full field of chariot racers and can I run over that prick Nero in it? Cheating bastard deserves it.

>>716073665
Good question, actually, really makes ya think.
First idea I had was hide and seek. Like, out in the wilderness. It can be fun challenging eachother like that, trying to remain hidden while stalking your prey.