Thread 716071734

This is game of the decade, unironically

>>716071810
looks incredible faggot

This is incredible I love this monkey so much it's unreal

>game of the decade
>lower score than E33

>>716072186
/thread
Fuck DK trannies. They are not even winning GOTY.

>>716072186
DK is actually a game made by a modest passionate team with indie budget compared to nepobaby AAA soulless slop that bought critics and userscore

>>716072186
Uhhh, about THAT...
>lower score than a PS3 game
Yikes!

honestly if anyone gives below 9/10 they should just be blacklisted. It’s a phenomenal game

>>716072458
yeah, it's actually beyond words how fucking great this game is

>>716071810
Have you slept? lmao

>>716071734 (OP)
>Nintendo bonus
Mogged by Expedition 33
>>716072326
>Exp devs
>Not passionate
Change dk for any other character, make it multiplatform and Nintendo indians wouldn't even shill it

>>716072713
don't even put slop33 next to these 2 masterpieces

>>716072768
>Exp devs
>Not passionate
they are not at all they just made an easy AI game for quick profit and it somehow worked because gamers are retarded
DK team crafted a game just for the sake of video games, it's packed with soul like we haven't seen in more than a fckign decade

>>716071734 (OP)
>game of the decade
I remember people saying this about BOTW, way back, and then I played it and it was super mid.

>>716071734 (OP)
So several points below E33, with the Nintendo bonus? Not looking good.

>>716072713
>>716072313
>Nintendo
>Not paying journos
Lmao, they are still buying judges to bully some indie company that made Palworld

>>716073050
e33 paid reviewers with nepobaby bilions without it it would be a 80
DK played fair and got 91

>>716072713
>Nintendo sites giving 10/10s to a $10 FPS boost
this is where the nintendo bonus comes from

>>716071734 (OP)
Its not. It doesnt even have as many threads as elden ring in its first week lol

>>716073125
You tendies say this with every game. Remember when you harassed journalists for that 8.8?

>>716073125
I think you fantasize about geting fucked by a never ending series of nonwhite trannies as you bing on the wahoo.

When you see Eric seething this hard, you know Nintendo can’t stop winning kek

>>716072186
>E33 has lower scores than Donkey Kong but they average our higher than Donkey Kong
This is why I don't pay attention to meta critic or rotten tomatoes shit.

>>716072186
based

>>716073179
Nintendo indian marketers are still spamming pedo threads
The real reason Nintendo won't add achievements is that it would expose how dead the community is. Remember how fucking fast Mario kart threads died, while mods had to prune the active crash team racing threads

>>716073218
>e33 chill is bbc obsessed degenerate
like poetry

>>716073295
DK has interspecies sex. You want to fuck a bunch of gorillas.

>>716071734 (OP)
I might believe you if you didn't post urinalist scores as if they meant something.

>>716073351
Nta but I AM the gorilla.

>>716072326
this is actually 104 without the "weebshit" malus btw since journos HATE Fatlus games that aren't Pissona 5

>>716073351
retard

>>716073531
journalists loved metaphor because of its antiracist faggot message

nah its too easy

Maelle? Still making tendies SEETHE!

>>716073284
Mods prune anything thats not bait that draws in retards with no adblocker

>>716072713
Now post the score without all the "Nintendofun" or "Playtendo" publications that have a vested interest in making Nintendo games look good so they can keep operating.

>>716073842
I remember when fata Morgana got a 100 tendies started shitposting the game and suddenly the Nintendo blogs made sure to lower the score kek

>>716072186
>still lost to Metaphor
Welp

>>716074035
Metatranny didn't win GOTY althobeit.

>>716071734 (OP)
Astrobot clears it. Even after the nintendo bonus.

Japan wins. French loses.

>>716071734 (OP)
91 Good Goy points.

>>716074218
Donkey Kong will actually be played and sell. Unlike Astroturfing Bot.

>>716074418
KEK, they really can't stop hiding behind E33 when they seethe at Metakino

>>716074418
but it didn't.
Not sure what your point is. lol

>>716073609
it still gets the malus, so 104 still

It's a crime against humanity that E33 was allowed to score higher.

>>716074742
DK is like 10 times better

>>716074540
>schizo: Metaphor has a higher score than E33
>Me:: Metatranny didn't get GOTY
>schizo: b-b-but FF7 Rebirth!!! (for some reason)
lol forget your med refill?

>>716074742
>>716074879
Bu but story? Uhhhh people die in it!! It's mature for mature people like me! Oh, I can parry! It's for real gamers who are serious about gaming, like myself. My favorite YouTuber told me it's the best game! Did you know it was made 30 humble devs btw? They're helping fight hunger in Africa! So humble!

>>716071734 (OP)
I don't know if the whole decade but I haven't enjoyed a game like this in a while. Absolute ludokino.

>>716075456
It might be top 5 games ever created and I'm holding back saying this...

>>716073430
Even the user score is 91 damn, gotta prepare those accounts to rate it 1/10

DK threads, FF7 threads and Metaphor threads have actual discussion with a bit of shit talking as expected. E33 used to have genuine discussion but now every thread is pure vitriol and hostility to anyone that can make an opinion. You like the game? Read more books and play more games. You dont like the game? Low IQ subhuman that didnt understand its high art nuance. It sucks

it's been a good year for games

>>716073245
Pic-related: Falling down Eric gaping anus.

>>716075456
>MONKEY HIT GROUND, DIRT GO BYE BYE
>ME GOT 87 BANANA POINTS, NOW UNLOCK FUNNY HAT!!
You're a child

>>716075551
DK is a masterpiece and E33 is a fake game made with AI what do you expect

>>716075931
yeah it's kino

>>716074337
Cant sell if there's no consoles left lol

>>716075931
wtf i love banana now??

>>716071734 (OP)
>>716071810
How can games ever be taken seriously when literal toddler slop like this gets 9/10's? Imagine if movie buffs claimed the emoji movie was that year's best, lol

>>716075041
Thank you for confirming my point, FFtroon

the Tendie Defense Force is going all out

Without him, DK would have been garbage.

>>716076297
did they kidnap his wife and children or something?

>>716076217
You say this as if superheroes with feelings wasn't the latest billion dollar cinematic franchise that became mainstream in the last 15 years

>>716076267
e33 shill arrived

>>716072186
Shitendo LOST

>>716076443
Can you blame me? theres several tendies sperging out in this thread

i played e33, and bananza, and blue prince this year, and i liked all of them

>>716073274
Nintenbro only gets a higher number of reviews thanks to their massive amount of literal shill reviewers like Nintendo Insider, Nintenderos, etc etc

>>716076252
How to make shizos go inssane with 1 simple trick: "Metaphor didn't win GOTY"
lol

>>716072713
Based

>>716072713
those are some good games

>>716077075
i like games that are good

Haven't played Donkey Kong Slopanza, but I hope it gets GOTY just to see the UE5slop defending E33troons mald.

>>716077372
somewhere along the way, i think you forgot what you were hoping the vindictiveness would achieve

>>716076297
I feel like that hairdo is a clever bald stop concealer

>>716077372
>>716077483
Fuck you! E33 was built in mind for gamera, made by the good guys and humble devs!

>>716077568
it's fun, yeah

>>716077483
E33 fans are the new Undertale fans when it comes to being obnoxious. Maybe even worse.

>>716072186
>>716071734 (OP)
>parryslop 33 breaking up its metascore across xbox, PC, and ps, and all its touristfag negro shills using the playstation score which excludes the 70-ish reviews on Xbox and pc that would've dragged it down to a 91-92
>on opencritic, which DOESN'T break up scores by platform, parryslop 33 has a 92 off nearly 150 reviews, and bananza has a 91 off around 50 reviews so far
>bananza adding around 50 more reviews on metacritic and even more reviews on opencritic as more journofags write up their reviews
DING DING DING DARA DING DING DING LALA POOOOOOPEEEEEPOOOOOO

>>716071734 (OP)
it'll be forgotten in like 2 weeks, it's the most generic nintendo game i've ever seen. Open world seems to suck all the personality out of things.

>>716077761
>Open world
Kya you faggot. You haven't played it.

>>716077372
>Haven't played Donkey Kong Slopanza, but I hope it gets GOTY
it won't
Banana collectathon is too low brow for GOTY.
And Nintendo's reputation is at an all-time low with gaymers.

>>716077674
undertale was also a fun game. i think you should learn how to selectively allow comments to simply wash over you without absorbing anything from them. if it's not fun, why play?

>>716071734 (OP)
Expedition 33 has secret nude mods you can only find on yandex.

>>716077798
>Kya you faggot. You haven't played it.
At this point open world is a good shorthand for empty, boring and pointless. Good description for this game.

>>716077832
Hey Eric, why are you lying about Mario and Donkey Kong lore?

>>716077887
embarrassing attempt to move the goalposts

>>716077568
>E33 was built in mind for gamera

>91 with nintendo bonus
kek what a 7/10 game

>>716077984
i hope he appreciated what they did for him

>>716072186
Clair Obscur is French Dragon Age Veilguard walking around in a turnbased JRPG skinsuit while doing nothing people actually like JRPGs for.

Its linear boring asset store bullshit pantomiming as a classic JRPG designed by a load of people who don't even play JRPGs. The creative director just slapped a world map ontop so dumbasses think it's Chrono Trigger.

>>716077832
Nintendo is still making better games then reject Ubislop French devs.

>>716072313
Friendly reminder that the reason DK bananza doesn't have lower than 8/10 critic reviews is that none of the review outlets that gave mario kart world 7/10 or less got review copies of bananza from nintendo. You can look this up yourself by going through mario kart world reviews than clicking on the particular outlet on metacritic. Ah, the soft power of black listing makes your game objectively better, right? Also nintendo lawyers

>>716072186
>slopspedition 33
>92 opencritic
>BU-BU-BUT IF YOU MOVE 2/3RDS OF THE SCORES INTO THE XBOX AND PC VERSIONS THEN THE PS5 SCORE IS SOOOO HIGH
>can't even beat bioshock infinite
we know this trash is the bioshock infinite of this year already and journalists who don't play games (just like you) are gonna jerk it off to high heaven because they have no taste (just like you).

we know the best part of your entire 2025 will be this game being awarded at Keighley's show and then posting about it on here, because like the journalists that vote on it, you don't have anything real going on in your actual life. and you're not white.

>>716077887
>no no I am not illiterate, it's just that words have no meaning!
>>716077887
Literal tranny type of thinking, you're a dumbass

>>716078020
nice reddit spacing, faggot

>>716072713
BASED BASED BASED

>>716072713
It was so fucking funny when all the discourse fags who don't actually play games were all seething about this

>>716077948
Is this "Eric" in the room with us right now?

>>716077674
This. Tho it should be said that undertale was nowhere near as derivative or dogshit as E33. For better or for worse, undertale is actually going to be remembered for a long time. In two years, the only people you'll hear talking about E33 are going to be a twitter fag going "YOOO REMEMBER THAT PARRY COMBO ON THAT GUY" and he's gonna sound like he's talking about a souls game instead of a turn-based rpg, and a guy on here posting an sfm image of that flat and mid chink's feet with off-model giant tits.

>>716078567
What are people gonna remember about bananza in a year? It's literally tiktok brain rot simulator. You smash things? Okay, great, you have half the formula for mine craft, too bad, you can't build stuff with materials from smashing.

>>716071734 (OP)
>This is game of the decade, unironically
this is a testament to how shit modern gaming is

>>716071734 (OP)
This isn't even going to win GotY

>>716078567
I don't disagree that undertroon will have a lasting impact on the transgender community for years to come.
But I think E33 will have a more lasting effect on normal people because the characters are more relatable. When you add the satisfying twist and the legendary voice acting, it's hard to see this one being forgotten for a long time.

>>716078852
it's likely to replace odyssey as the speedrunner game, it'll probably get new youtube videos with 1M views every week for the next eight years

>>716078949
This. E33 mandate when into effect 3 months ago

>>716071734 (OP)
Nintendo games are automatically given a 90 retard

>>716075931
You can make a reductive argument like this for literally every video game.

>>716078852
>deflects
on brand for a parryslop 33 shill desu

>>716071734 (OP)
If odyssey was a 97 this game deserves higher since it's way better

>>716079071
That wasn't a reductive argument.
I literally explained the game.

>>716079121
kek

>>716079010
>But I think E33 will have a more lasting effect on normal people
DK will be played by more people and seen by more eyes.

>>716079025
Anon have 2 or 4 scores per row, not 3.

>>716079253
too bad toddlers can't vote for GOTY...

>>716079253
Roblox is the greatest game of all time.

>>716079253
Yeah well 100 journos are going to give E33 an award and that's more important

>>716079025
WHERE'S THE NINTENDO BONUS YOU HAVE TO GIVE MY CHILDREN'S GAME 10s

>>716071734 (OP)
>Still lower than E33
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

>>716079012
Unlikely. Only 14k on twitch right now. Elden ring has 64k. Even Dark Souls 3 has 15k. Healthstone has been dead for a long time, yet somehow it has 17k. Make your own Bananza speed running stream if you think there's demand for it. More likely than not you'll get 2 viewers.

>>716073531
>malus
Kek, weebs really are fucking retarded

>>716072186
this dudes face is legitimately sickening to look at

>>716071734 (OP)
Even when ignoring all Western AAA slop, there's still more than enough good new games to be constantly entertained, are we finally out of the dark times?

>>716071734 (OP)
E33 won

>>716071734 (OP)
>decade
GOTY nomination prob but decade? Fuck no
I like the game but the combat is mindless and its easy as fuck. Its a good shut of ur brain and enjoy game. New game bias is high here

>>716072768
>Exp devs
>Not passionate

Anon have you seen their website, most of their game leads aren't even JRPG fans. They just shat out a shitty WRPG, gave it a few JRPG mechanics and called it a JRPG and the gaming media is going along with the charade. There's no difference between E33 and a game like YIIK other than marketing budget.

>>716079730
>E33 won
The hearts and minds of transfolx

>>716072186
reddit UE5 slop
>>716073218
e33 audience is literally browns

>>716079943
>implying trannoids aren't the biggest nintenfaggots

>>716080257
Consider for a moment what you're doing with your life. You've become a cultist of a series of literal toys, and here you are schizzing out, spending every waking hour engaging in tribesman behavior because of said toy.

>>716080702
I don't own a switch or switch 2.
>series of literal toys
all video games are toys. Why are you brown third worlders so obsessed with Nintendo?

>>716079912
>There's no difference between E33 and a game like YIIK other than marketing budget.
YIIK has a noticeably transgender vibe and the gameplay looks basic and unpolished. Probably why it didn't connect with people like E33 did.

>>716081138
>actually, i'm even more mentally ill, keep up
Got it, chief. Anything else?

>>716081293
Actually I take back what I said.
Literally the only difference between E33 and YIIK is the marketing budget.

>>716081324
you sound quite angry for someone with supposedly no dog in this fight

>>716081459
E33 is lazier because they abuse UE5 store assets. YIIK might have shite visuals, but at least they're made by them.

>>716081664
>E33 abused assets
wtf poor assets

E33 destroys every piece of trash released by Japan this century, save Elden Ring.

>>716071810
oof

>>716082034
Reddit? Is that you?

>>716072713

>BOTW Switch 2 Edition - 14 reviews
>TOTK Switch 2 Edition - 13 reviews
>E33 - 84 reviews

Ummm... tendie??

DK is 100 times better than reddit33
if slop33 wins GOTY it's truly over for the industry

>>716081552
That's projection on your part. You are engaging in very unhinged tribal behavior, thoughbeit.

>>716083139
remind me again who postes a paragraph screeching about toys and tribalism

>>716082870
Theyre both fun

>>716083369
Someone who's observing very unhinged behavior on the internet.

>>716071734 (OP)
Who gives a fuck. I don't know what metacritic scores my favorite games have, and it doesn't fucking matter after you've already played the game yourself and realized that you like it. It's like you're so insecure about liking something, that you need the critic media apparatus to reaffirm you. Grow a pair.

>>716071734 (OP)
It's just Odyssey all over again with a quantity over quality approach but worse cause the gimmick, despite being neat, allows you to ignore the level design way too frequently. It's ok but there were better releases this year even if they are less likely to win GOTY.

>>716083764
>It's just Odyssey all over again with a quantity over quality approach but worse cause the gimmick, despite being neat, allows you to ignore the level design way too frequently.
I wonder if we played the same game wtf

>>716082034
Stay mad

>>716083738
you sure it's not just observing opposition to your FOTM? sounds like you might be in the wrong place:
>reddit.com/r/expedition33