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Back to 91
This is game of the decade, unironically
Anonymous No.716071810 [Report] >>716071951 >>716072638 >>716076217 >>716082110
>>716071734 (OP)
Anonymous No.716071951 [Report]
>>716071810
looks incredible faggot
Anonymous No.716072150 [Report]
This is incredible I love this monkey so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.716072186 [Report] >>716072291 >>716072313 >>716072326 >>716072713 >>716073274 >>716073282 >>716074035 >>716076475 >>716077754 >>716078020 >>716078104 >>716079595 >>716080257
>game of the decade
>lower score than E33
Anonymous No.716072291 [Report]
>>716072186
/thread
Fuck DK trannies. They are not even winning GOTY.
Anonymous No.716072313 [Report] >>716073094 >>716078076
>>716072186
DK is actually a game made by a modest passionate team with indie budget compared to nepobaby AAA soulless slop that bought critics and userscore
Anonymous No.716072326 [Report] >>716072768 >>716073531
>>716072186
Uhhh, about THAT...
>lower score than a PS3 game
Yikes!
Anonymous No.716072458 [Report] >>716072532
honestly if anyone gives below 9/10 they should just be blacklisted. It’s a phenomenal game
Anonymous No.716072532 [Report]
>>716072458
yeah, it's actually beyond words how fucking great this game is
Anonymous No.716072638 [Report]
>>716071810
Have you slept? lmao
Anonymous No.716072713 [Report] >>716072813 >>716073094 >>716073175 >>716073842 >>716076998 >>716077056 >>716078202 >>716078325 >>716082587
>>716072186
Anonymous No.716072768 [Report] >>716072930 >>716079912
>>716071734 (OP)
>Nintendo bonus
Mogged by Expedition 33
>>716072326
>Exp devs
>Not passionate
Change dk for any other character, make it multiplatform and Nintendo indians wouldn't even shill it
Anonymous No.716072813 [Report]
>>716072713
don't even put slop33 next to these 2 masterpieces
Anonymous No.716072930 [Report]
>>716072768
>Exp devs
>Not passionate
they are not at all they just made an easy AI game for quick profit and it somehow worked because gamers are retarded
DK team crafted a game just for the sake of video games, it's packed with soul like we haven't seen in more than a fckign decade
Anonymous No.716073042 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
>game of the decade
I remember people saying this about BOTW, way back, and then I played it and it was super mid.
Anonymous No.716073050 [Report] >>716073125
>>716071734 (OP)
So several points below E33, with the Nintendo bonus? Not looking good.
Anonymous No.716073094 [Report]
>>716072713
>>716072313
>Nintendo
>Not paying journos
Lmao, they are still buying judges to bully some indie company that made Palworld
Anonymous No.716073125 [Report] >>716073204 >>716073218
>>716073050
e33 paid reviewers with nepobaby bilions without it it would be a 80
DK played fair and got 91
Anonymous No.716073175 [Report]
>>716072713
>Nintendo sites giving 10/10s to a $10 FPS boost
this is where the nintendo bonus comes from
Anonymous No.716073179 [Report] >>716073284
>>716071734 (OP)
Its not. It doesnt even have as many threads as elden ring in its first week lol
Anonymous No.716073204 [Report]
>>716073125
You tendies say this with every game. Remember when you harassed journalists for that 8.8?
Anonymous No.716073218 [Report] >>716073295 >>716080257
>>716073125
I think you fantasize about geting fucked by a never ending series of nonwhite trannies as you bing on the wahoo.
Anonymous No.716073245 [Report] >>716075917
When you see Eric seething this hard, you know Nintendo can’t stop winning kek
Anonymous No.716073274 [Report] >>716076834
>>716072186
>E33 has lower scores than Donkey Kong but they average our higher than Donkey Kong
This is why I don't pay attention to meta critic or rotten tomatoes shit.
Anonymous No.716073282 [Report]
>>716072186
based
Anonymous No.716073284 [Report] >>716073794
>>716073179
Nintendo indian marketers are still spamming pedo threads
The real reason Nintendo won't add achievements is that it would expose how dead the community is. Remember how fucking fast Mario kart threads died, while mods had to prune the active crash team racing threads
Anonymous No.716073295 [Report] >>716073351
>>716073218
>e33 chill is bbc obsessed degenerate
like poetry
Anonymous No.716073351 [Report] >>716073463 >>716073539
>>716073295
DK has interspecies sex. You want to fuck a bunch of gorillas.
Anonymous No.716073430 [Report] >>716075527
>>716071734 (OP)
I might believe you if you didn't post urinalist scores as if they meant something.
Anonymous No.716073463 [Report]
>>716073351
Nta but I AM the gorilla.
Anonymous No.716073531 [Report] >>716073609 >>716079569
>>716072326
this is actually 104 without the "weebshit" malus btw since journos HATE Fatlus games that aren't Pissona 5
Anonymous No.716073539 [Report]
>>716073351
retard
Anonymous No.716073609 [Report] >>716074659
>>716073531
journalists loved metaphor because of its antiracist faggot message
Anonymous No.716073614 [Report]
nah its too easy
Anonymous No.716073649 [Report]
Maelle? Still making tendies SEETHE!
Anonymous No.716073794 [Report]
>>716073284
Mods prune anything thats not bait that draws in retards with no adblocker
Anonymous No.716073842 [Report] >>716073936
>>716072713
Now post the score without all the "Nintendofun" or "Playtendo" publications that have a vested interest in making Nintendo games look good so they can keep operating.
Anonymous No.716073936 [Report]
>>716073842
I remember when fata Morgana got a 100 tendies started shitposting the game and suddenly the Nintendo blogs made sure to lower the score kek
Anonymous No.716074035 [Report] >>716074192
>>716072186
>still lost to Metaphor
Welp
Anonymous No.716074192 [Report]
>>716074035
Metatranny didn't win GOTY althobeit.
Anonymous No.716074218 [Report] >>716074337
>>716071734 (OP)
Astrobot clears it. Even after the nintendo bonus.
Anonymous No.716074224 [Report]
Japan wins. French loses.
Anonymous No.716074275 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
91 Good Goy points.
Anonymous No.716074337 [Report] >>716076114
>>716074218
Donkey Kong will actually be played and sell. Unlike Astroturfing Bot.
Anonymous No.716074418 [Report] >>716074540 >>716074597
>Metatranny didn't win GOTY althobeit
Anonymous No.716074540 [Report] >>716075041
>>716074418
KEK, they really can't stop hiding behind E33 when they seethe at Metakino
Anonymous No.716074597 [Report]
>>716074418
but it didn't.
Not sure what your point is. lol
Anonymous No.716074659 [Report]
>>716073609
it still gets the malus, so 104 still
Anonymous No.716074742 [Report] >>716074879 >>716075245
It's a crime against humanity that E33 was allowed to score higher.
Anonymous No.716074879 [Report] >>716075245
>>716074742
DK is like 10 times better
Anonymous No.716075041 [Report] >>716076252
>>716074540
>schizo: Metaphor has a higher score than E33
>Me:: Metatranny didn't get GOTY
>schizo: b-b-but FF7 Rebirth!!! (for some reason)
lol forget your med refill?
Anonymous No.716075245 [Report]
>>716074742
>>716074879
Bu but story? Uhhhh people die in it!! It's mature for mature people like me! Oh, I can parry! It's for real gamers who are serious about gaming, like myself. My favorite YouTuber told me it's the best game! Did you know it was made 30 humble devs btw? They're helping fight hunger in Africa! So humble!
Anonymous No.716075456 [Report] >>716075524 >>716075931
>>716071734 (OP)
I don't know if the whole decade but I haven't enjoyed a game like this in a while. Absolute ludokino.
Anonymous No.716075524 [Report]
>>716075456
It might be top 5 games ever created and I'm holding back saying this...
Anonymous No.716075527 [Report]
>>716073430
Even the user score is 91 damn, gotta prepare those accounts to rate it 1/10
Anonymous No.716075551 [Report] >>716075948
DK threads, FF7 threads and Metaphor threads have actual discussion with a bit of shit talking as expected. E33 used to have genuine discussion but now every thread is pure vitriol and hostility to anyone that can make an opinion. You like the game? Read more books and play more games. You dont like the game? Low IQ subhuman that didnt understand its high art nuance. It sucks
Anonymous No.716075861 [Report]
it's been a good year for games
Anonymous No.716075917 [Report]
>>716073245
Pic-related: Falling down Eric gaping anus.
Anonymous No.716075931 [Report] >>716076014 >>716076124 >>716079071
>>716075456
>MONKEY HIT GROUND, DIRT GO BYE BYE
>ME GOT 87 BANANA POINTS, NOW UNLOCK FUNNY HAT!!
You're a child
Anonymous No.716075948 [Report]
>>716075551
DK is a masterpiece and E33 is a fake game made with AI what do you expect
Anonymous No.716076014 [Report]
>>716075931
yeah it's kino
Anonymous No.716076114 [Report]
>>716074337
Cant sell if there's no consoles left lol
Anonymous No.716076124 [Report]
>>716075931
wtf i love banana now??
Anonymous No.716076217 [Report] >>716076389
>>716071734 (OP)
>>716071810
How can games ever be taken seriously when literal toddler slop like this gets 9/10's? Imagine if movie buffs claimed the emoji movie was that year's best, lol
Anonymous No.716076252 [Report] >>716076939
>>716075041
Thank you for confirming my point, FFtroon
Anonymous No.716076267 [Report] >>716076443
the Tendie Defense Force is going all out
Anonymous No.716076297 [Report] >>716076374 >>716077517
Without him, DK would have been garbage.
Anonymous No.716076374 [Report]
>>716076297
did they kidnap his wife and children or something?
Anonymous No.716076389 [Report]
>>716076217
You say this as if superheroes with feelings wasn't the latest billion dollar cinematic franchise that became mainstream in the last 15 years
Anonymous No.716076443 [Report] >>716076586
>>716076267
e33 shill arrived
Anonymous No.716076475 [Report]
>>716072186
Shitendo LOST
Anonymous No.716076586 [Report]
>>716076443
Can you blame me? theres several tendies sperging out in this thread
Anonymous No.716076732 [Report]
i played e33, and bananza, and blue prince this year, and i liked all of them
Anonymous No.716076834 [Report]
>>716073274
Nintenbro only gets a higher number of reviews thanks to their massive amount of literal shill reviewers like Nintendo Insider, Nintenderos, etc etc
Anonymous No.716076939 [Report]
>>716076252
How to make shizos go inssane with 1 simple trick: "Metaphor didn't win GOTY"
lol
Anonymous No.716076998 [Report]
>>716072713
Based
Anonymous No.716077056 [Report]
>>716072713
those are some good games
Anonymous No.716077075 [Report] >>716077171
>i played e33, and bananza, and blue prince this year, and i liked all of them
Anonymous No.716077171 [Report]
>>716077075
i like games that are good
Anonymous No.716077372 [Report] >>716077483 >>716077568 >>716077832
Haven't played Donkey Kong Slopanza, but I hope it gets GOTY just to see the UE5slop defending E33troons mald.
Anonymous No.716077483 [Report] >>716077568 >>716077674
>>716077372
somewhere along the way, i think you forgot what you were hoping the vindictiveness would achieve
Anonymous No.716077517 [Report]
>>716076297
I feel like that hairdo is a clever bald stop concealer
Anonymous No.716077568 [Report] >>716077624 >>716077984
>>716077372
>>716077483
Fuck you! E33 was built in mind for gamera, made by the good guys and humble devs!
Anonymous No.716077624 [Report]
>>716077568
it's fun, yeah
Anonymous No.716077674 [Report] >>716077850 >>716078567
>>716077483
E33 fans are the new Undertale fans when it comes to being obnoxious. Maybe even worse.
Anonymous No.716077754 [Report]
>>716072186
>>716071734 (OP)
>parryslop 33 breaking up its metascore across xbox, PC, and ps, and all its touristfag negro shills using the playstation score which excludes the 70-ish reviews on Xbox and pc that would've dragged it down to a 91-92
>on opencritic, which DOESN'T break up scores by platform, parryslop 33 has a 92 off nearly 150 reviews, and bananza has a 91 off around 50 reviews so far
>bananza adding around 50 more reviews on metacritic and even more reviews on opencritic as more journofags write up their reviews
DING DING DING DARA DING DING DING LALA POOOOOOPEEEEEPOOOOOO
Anonymous No.716077761 [Report] >>716077798
>>716071734 (OP)
it'll be forgotten in like 2 weeks, it's the most generic nintendo game i've ever seen. Open world seems to suck all the personality out of things.
Anonymous No.716077798 [Report] >>716077887
>>716077761
>Open world
Kya you faggot. You haven't played it.
Anonymous No.716077832 [Report] >>716077948 >>716078030
>>716077372
>Haven't played Donkey Kong Slopanza, but I hope it gets GOTY
it won't
Banana collectathon is too low brow for GOTY.
And Nintendo's reputation is at an all-time low with gaymers.
Anonymous No.716077850 [Report]
>>716077674
undertale was also a fun game. i think you should learn how to selectively allow comments to simply wash over you without absorbing anything from them. if it's not fun, why play?
Anonymous No.716077884 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
Expedition 33 has secret nude mods you can only find on yandex.
Anonymous No.716077887 [Report] >>716077956 >>716078105 >>716078105
>>716077798
>Kya you faggot. You haven't played it.
At this point open world is a good shorthand for empty, boring and pointless. Good description for this game.
Anonymous No.716077948 [Report] >>716078529
>>716077832
Hey Eric, why are you lying about Mario and Donkey Kong lore?
Anonymous No.716077956 [Report]
>>716077887
embarrassing attempt to move the goalposts
Anonymous No.716077984 [Report] >>716078019
>>716077568
>E33 was built in mind for gamera
Anonymous No.716077993 [Report]
>91 with nintendo bonus
kek what a 7/10 game
Anonymous No.716078019 [Report]
>>716077984
i hope he appreciated what they did for him
Anonymous No.716078020 [Report] >>716078112
>>716072186
Clair Obscur is French Dragon Age Veilguard walking around in a turnbased JRPG skinsuit while doing nothing people actually like JRPGs for.

Its linear boring asset store bullshit pantomiming as a classic JRPG designed by a load of people who don't even play JRPGs. The creative director just slapped a world map ontop so dumbasses think it's Chrono Trigger.
Anonymous No.716078030 [Report]
>>716077832
Nintendo is still making better games then reject Ubislop French devs.
Anonymous No.716078076 [Report]
>>716072313
Friendly reminder that the reason DK bananza doesn't have lower than 8/10 critic reviews is that none of the review outlets that gave mario kart world 7/10 or less got review copies of bananza from nintendo. You can look this up yourself by going through mario kart world reviews than clicking on the particular outlet on metacritic. Ah, the soft power of black listing makes your game objectively better, right? Also nintendo lawyers
Anonymous No.716078104 [Report]
>>716072186
>slopspedition 33
>92 opencritic
>BU-BU-BUT IF YOU MOVE 2/3RDS OF THE SCORES INTO THE XBOX AND PC VERSIONS THEN THE PS5 SCORE IS SOOOO HIGH
>can't even beat bioshock infinite
we know this trash is the bioshock infinite of this year already and journalists who don't play games (just like you) are gonna jerk it off to high heaven because they have no taste (just like you).

we know the best part of your entire 2025 will be this game being awarded at Keighley's show and then posting about it on here, because like the journalists that vote on it, you don't have anything real going on in your actual life. and you're not white.
Anonymous No.716078105 [Report]
>>716077887
>no no I am not illiterate, it's just that words have no meaning!
>>716077887
Literal tranny type of thinking, you're a dumbass
Anonymous No.716078112 [Report]
>>716078020
nice reddit spacing, faggot
Anonymous No.716078202 [Report]
>>716072713
BASED BASED BASED
Anonymous No.716078325 [Report]
>>716072713
It was so fucking funny when all the discourse fags who don't actually play games were all seething about this
Anonymous No.716078529 [Report]
>>716077948
Is this "Eric" in the room with us right now?
Anonymous No.716078567 [Report] >>716078852 >>716079010
>>716077674
This. Tho it should be said that undertale was nowhere near as derivative or dogshit as E33. For better or for worse, undertale is actually going to be remembered for a long time. In two years, the only people you'll hear talking about E33 are going to be a twitter fag going "YOOO REMEMBER THAT PARRY COMBO ON THAT GUY" and he's gonna sound like he's talking about a souls game instead of a turn-based rpg, and a guy on here posting an sfm image of that flat and mid chink's feet with off-model giant tits.
Anonymous No.716078852 [Report] >>716079012 >>716079121
>>716078567
What are people gonna remember about bananza in a year? It's literally tiktok brain rot simulator. You smash things? Okay, great, you have half the formula for mine craft, too bad, you can't build stuff with materials from smashing.
Anonymous No.716078948 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
>This is game of the decade, unironically
this is a testament to how shit modern gaming is
Anonymous No.716078949 [Report] >>716079025
>>716071734 (OP)
This isn't even going to win GotY
Anonymous No.716079010 [Report] >>716079253
>>716078567
I don't disagree that undertroon will have a lasting impact on the transgender community for years to come.
But I think E33 will have a more lasting effect on normal people because the characters are more relatable. When you add the satisfying twist and the legendary voice acting, it's hard to see this one being forgotten for a long time.
Anonymous No.716079012 [Report] >>716079503
>>716078852
it's likely to replace odyssey as the speedrunner game, it'll probably get new youtube videos with 1M views every week for the next eight years
Anonymous No.716079025 [Report] >>716079313 >>716079459
>>716078949
This. E33 mandate when into effect 3 months ago
Anonymous No.716079047 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
Nintendo games are automatically given a 90 retard
Anonymous No.716079071 [Report] >>716079248
>>716075931
You can make a reductive argument like this for literally every video game.
Anonymous No.716079121 [Report] >>716079251
>>716078852
>deflects
on brand for a parryslop 33 shill desu
Anonymous No.716079232 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
If odyssey was a 97 this game deserves higher since it's way better
Anonymous No.716079248 [Report]
>>716079071
That wasn't a reductive argument.
I literally explained the game.
Anonymous No.716079251 [Report]
>>716079121
kek
Anonymous No.716079253 [Report] >>716079337 >>716079378 >>716079451
>>716079010
>But I think E33 will have a more lasting effect on normal people
DK will be played by more people and seen by more eyes.
Anonymous No.716079313 [Report]
>>716079025
Anon have 2 or 4 scores per row, not 3.
Anonymous No.716079337 [Report]
>>716079253
too bad toddlers can't vote for GOTY...
Anonymous No.716079378 [Report]
>>716079253
Roblox is the greatest game of all time.
Anonymous No.716079451 [Report]
>>716079253
Yeah well 100 journos are going to give E33 an award and that's more important
Anonymous No.716079459 [Report]
>>716079025
WHERE'S THE NINTENDO BONUS YOU HAVE TO GIVE MY CHILDREN'S GAME 10s
Anonymous No.716079486 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
>Still lower than E33
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
Anonymous No.716079503 [Report]
>>716079012
Unlikely. Only 14k on twitch right now. Elden ring has 64k. Even Dark Souls 3 has 15k. Healthstone has been dead for a long time, yet somehow it has 17k. Make your own Bananza speed running stream if you think there's demand for it. More likely than not you'll get 2 viewers.
Anonymous No.716079569 [Report]
>>716073531
>malus
Kek, weebs really are fucking retarded
Anonymous No.716079595 [Report]
>>716072186
this dudes face is legitimately sickening to look at
Anonymous No.716079668 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
Even when ignoring all Western AAA slop, there's still more than enough good new games to be constantly entertained, are we finally out of the dark times?
Anonymous No.716079730 [Report] >>716079943
>>716071734 (OP)
E33 won
Anonymous No.716079849 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
>decade
GOTY nomination prob but decade? Fuck no
I like the game but the combat is mindless and its easy as fuck. Its a good shut of ur brain and enjoy game. New game bias is high here
Anonymous No.716079912 [Report] >>716081293
>>716072768
>Exp devs
>Not passionate

Anon have you seen their website, most of their game leads aren't even JRPG fans. They just shat out a shitty WRPG, gave it a few JRPG mechanics and called it a JRPG and the gaming media is going along with the charade. There's no difference between E33 and a game like YIIK other than marketing budget.
Anonymous No.716079943 [Report] >>716080305
>>716079730
>E33 won
The hearts and minds of transfolx
Anonymous No.716080257 [Report] >>716080702
>>716072186
reddit UE5 slop
>>716073218
e33 audience is literally browns
Anonymous No.716080305 [Report]
>>716079943
>implying trannoids aren't the biggest nintenfaggots
Anonymous No.716080702 [Report] >>716081138
>>716080257
Consider for a moment what you're doing with your life. You've become a cultist of a series of literal toys, and here you are schizzing out, spending every waking hour engaging in tribesman behavior because of said toy.
Anonymous No.716081138 [Report] >>716081324
>>716080702
I don't own a switch or switch 2.
>series of literal toys
all video games are toys. Why are you brown third worlders so obsessed with Nintendo?
Anonymous No.716081293 [Report] >>716081459
>>716079912
>There's no difference between E33 and a game like YIIK other than marketing budget.
YIIK has a noticeably transgender vibe and the gameplay looks basic and unpolished. Probably why it didn't connect with people like E33 did.
Anonymous No.716081324 [Report] >>716081552
>>716081138
>actually, i'm even more mentally ill, keep up
Got it, chief. Anything else?
Anonymous No.716081459 [Report] >>716081664
>>716081293
Actually I take back what I said.
Literally the only difference between E33 and YIIK is the marketing budget.
Anonymous No.716081552 [Report] >>716083139
>>716081324
you sound quite angry for someone with supposedly no dog in this fight
Anonymous No.716081664 [Report] >>716081943
>>716081459
E33 is lazier because they abuse UE5 store assets. YIIK might have shite visuals, but at least they're made by them.
Anonymous No.716081943 [Report]
>>716081664
>E33 abused assets
wtf poor assets
Anonymous No.716082034 [Report] >>716082363 >>716084983
E33 destroys every piece of trash released by Japan this century, save Elden Ring.
Anonymous No.716082110 [Report]
>>716071810
oof
Anonymous No.716082363 [Report]
>>716082034
Reddit? Is that you?
Anonymous No.716082587 [Report]
>>716072713

>BOTW Switch 2 Edition - 14 reviews
>TOTK Switch 2 Edition - 13 reviews
>E33 - 84 reviews

Ummm... tendie??
Anonymous No.716082870 [Report] >>716083513
DK is 100 times better than reddit33
if slop33 wins GOTY it's truly over for the industry
Anonymous No.716083139 [Report] >>716083369
>>716081552
That's projection on your part. You are engaging in very unhinged tribal behavior, thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.716083369 [Report] >>716083738
>>716083139
remind me again who postes a paragraph screeching about toys and tribalism
Anonymous No.716083513 [Report]
>>716082870
Theyre both fun
Anonymous No.716083738 [Report] >>716085486
>>716083369
Someone who's observing very unhinged behavior on the internet.
Anonymous No.716083764 [Report] >>716084174
>>716071734 (OP)
Who gives a fuck. I don't know what metacritic scores my favorite games have, and it doesn't fucking matter after you've already played the game yourself and realized that you like it. It's like you're so insecure about liking something, that you need the critic media apparatus to reaffirm you. Grow a pair.
Anonymous No.716084070 [Report]
>>716071734 (OP)
It's just Odyssey all over again with a quantity over quality approach but worse cause the gimmick, despite being neat, allows you to ignore the level design way too frequently. It's ok but there were better releases this year even if they are less likely to win GOTY.
Anonymous No.716084174 [Report]
>>716083764
>It's just Odyssey all over again with a quantity over quality approach but worse cause the gimmick, despite being neat, allows you to ignore the level design way too frequently.
I wonder if we played the same game wtf
Anonymous No.716084983 [Report]
>>716082034
Stay mad
Anonymous No.716085486 [Report]
>>716083738
you sure it's not just observing opposition to your FOTM? sounds like you might be in the wrong place:
>reddit.com/r/expedition33