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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:08:08 PM No.716071813
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Is he right?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:10:18 PM No.716071973
>>716071813 (OP)
I’m just glad nintendo is getting some damn good 3d platformers in addition to 3d mario, looking forward to getting star crossed world and bananza whenever I get a switch 2 and hope there’s even more 3d platformers to come on the system
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:00 PM No.716072092
Man.

I don't know how they top Bananza.
How do you blow people's dicks off when you literally JUST DID IT?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:14 PM No.716072113
>>716071813 (OP)
Wonder, Bowser’s Fury, and Odyssey were all extremely mediocre so unironically yes
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:18 PM No.716072118
Nintendo doesn't own Kirby or HAL
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:35:41 PM No.716073927
>>716072113
>>716072113
Bait used to be believable
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:39:32 PM No.716074238
>>716073927
It’s the truth. They’ve been playing it way too safe with Mario for years. I don’t think any of those games are outright bad, just really forgettable.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:51:36 PM No.716075170
>>716071813 (OP)
Oh please.
I'm tired of Kirby fans. It's the biggest 7/10 franchise out there. Purely safe, decent to good games with baby-tier difficulty that gets massively dick sucked because of a cool boss fight at the end.
Forgotten Land is nowhere near the same tier as Bananza or Odyssey, come the fuck on.
Wonder and Tropical Freeze mog every kirby game so hard it's not even funny.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:52:31 PM No.716075236
>>716072113
Bowser's Fury was fucking lit, but it was obviously too short.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:52:55 PM No.716075265
>>716071813 (OP)
Both games are better than Odyssey. 3D World would tie with Kirby.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:53:23 PM No.716075314
>>716072092
By blowing people's dicks off
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:54:00 PM No.716075363
>>716075170
Kirby sidescrollers are usually a 7/10, but Forgotten Land was kino and is now the best Kirby game. Wonder is shit
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:54:21 PM No.716075398
>>716075170
Most correct post in this thread.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:54:25 PM No.716075405
>>716072118
You're an idiot.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:55:48 PM No.716075509
Man everyone really forgot about diet coke Mario Galaxy huh
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:56:29 PM No.716075545
The only good Kirby game is Squeak Squad
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:57:07 PM No.716075585
>>716072113
You're right about the other two but Odyssey was kino.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:57:21 PM No.716075606
Mouse Attack is mid
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:57:24 PM No.716075610
>>716072118
No one said he did.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:59:10 PM No.716075760
>>716071813 (OP)
Kirby was never good. Show me a single Kirby game with a 90 on metacritic right now.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:00:49 PM No.716075890
>>716075509

Astro Bot is Sony
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:20:38 PM No.716077285
>>716075170
good post, kirby is consistently boring and forgettable but it has dickriders because they lazily throw in an arena
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:22:17 PM No.716077401
>>716075760
wait a few months and look at Air Riders
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:30:31 PM No.716078035
>>716075170
Kirby is consistently good, while Mario's been all over the place quality-wise for the last 25 years.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:31:31 PM No.716078101
>>716071813 (OP)
We have mario kart
Normalfags don't care about mainline mario anymore
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:34:27 PM No.716078334
Slop-Allies
Slop-Allies
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>>716078035
>Kirby is consistently good
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:35:25 PM No.716078410
>nintendo's poc mascots is now one of the top
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:36:31 PM No.716078484
>>716078334
I didn't hate it, but to be fair I bought it after the free expansions.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:38:13 PM No.716078614
>>716078334
That’s a good game, just not as good as the others
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:39:19 PM No.716078701
dk kirby
dk kirby
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Mario and Link were the mascots of the Switch 1.
Donkey Kong and Kirby are the mascots of the Switch 2.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:40:16 PM No.716078768
>>716071813 (OP)
He’s right but I’m 99% sure they’ve got something big planned for 3D Mario next year.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:41:58 PM No.716078891
>>716075760
air riders in 3 months
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:44:41 PM No.716079104
>>716072118
They don't own HAL but they co-own Kirby
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:49:30 PM No.716079482
Triple-Flop
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>>716078614
>inb4
>it was also good just not as good as the others
It's about time you niggers realize that Robobot and Super Star are the exceptions and that most games in this franchise are boring 6/10 platformers hard carried by final setpieces and soundtracks.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:50:59 PM No.716079605
>>716078334
he did say consistently
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:52:14 PM No.716079692
>>716071813 (OP)
tendies are incredibly retarded

t. super mario 64 speedrunner
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:53:41 PM No.716079813
>>716079692
Umm, no, you are le eric. You are le not allowed to le criticize le nintendo.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:54:14 PM No.716079859
>>716071813 (OP)
Tendies are so retarded Holy fucking shit
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:56:06 PM No.716080021
>>716071813 (OP)
It's fucking over for Mario after Bananza. Donkey Kong was already way better on the 2D area (TF >>>>>>>>> Wonder). Hope we get more DK games like this one in the future rather than slogs like Mario Odyssey.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:58:06 PM No.716080183
>>716079859
shut the fuck up snoy go masturbate to that mediocre game astro bot after decades of hating bing bing wahoo
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:03:53 PM No.716080638
>>716078701
More like dk and samus
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:06:10 PM No.716080809
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>>716071813 (OP)
Move over Mario...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:07:20 PM No.716080889
We won't see another DK game for a decade. Wario is probably next.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:07:21 PM No.716080891
>>716071813 (OP)
Not even remotely. Kirby games are rarely good and the dk game is a lame immatation of red faction
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:10:59 PM No.716081156
>>716080891
Kirby games were relatively good until Squeak Squad. Then it (somehow) became even more casualized googoogaga ultra babby nipplesuckle shit. Super Star Ultra then randomly comes out, eclipses the entire series up until that point, baffling everyone, and then goes straight back to diaper shitting and crib rattling.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:11:41 PM No.716081206
switch-slop
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>every new Nintendo game showcases some breathtaking shot of an open world, covered is anti-soul gas
>barely anything to do in them but find copy-pasted puzzles
>inevitably sent to some ugly gameplay dimension for half the game
I can't fucking stand the Nintendo formula anymore, man.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:17:41 PM No.716081681
>”Don’t compare kirby to mario and dk. His games are too easy”
>bananza and odyssey are even easier than your average kirby title
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:17:57 PM No.716081696
>>716081206
Good point
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:18:52 PM No.716081764
Kirby is good but never great
Mario is mostly good and rarely great
DK is mostly great and rarely good
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:19:00 PM No.716081770
>>716071813 (OP)
Bowser's Fury was better than both of these games, especially Bananza. Forgotten Land gets close but doesn't get all the way there.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:20:07 PM No.716081858
>>716081206
Yeah, nintendo sux now
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:21:19 PM No.716081960
>>716081206
cry bitch nigga
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:22:40 PM No.716082064
>>716081960
ok >>716081931
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:24:52 PM No.716082236
>>716079482
You posted a better game than Robobot, though.
Dedede > Metaknight any day of the week
Also the best Kirby game is Adventure.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:25:46 PM No.716082295
>>716071813 (OP)
Kirby wasn't like Mario at all though?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:27:02 PM No.716082395
>>716081206
>>inevitably sent to some ugly gameplay dimension for half the game
Yeah, the Botw shrine formula is getting a bit old. This is something a new 3D Mario could look to improve on, actually incorporating the challenge areas into the world.
They did try it in MKW so there's some hope but a platformer would need something more substantial.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:27:15 PM No.716082407
>>716075170
This. Kirby is a franchise you play with your girlfriend.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:29:00 PM No.716082535
>>716075509
SMG2's good, what do you mean?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:44:28 PM No.716083668
>>716078035
>Mario's been all over the place
How? Give some examples? Because Mario at his worst is like a 7/10 and even then that's probably due to lack of challenge and lacking story. Fundies wise, they're damn solid.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:45:21 PM No.716083721
>>716072092
>92
bros....
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:04:07 PM No.716085157
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>>716071813 (OP)
>TheNCSmaster
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:06:04 PM No.716085312
>>716072092
Bananza is mediocre at best.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:06:50 PM No.716085379
>>716071813 (OP)
This ESL doesn't have a leg to stand on
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:07:58 PM No.716085450
>>716071973
Are you kidding? Good? Bananza is already better than Odyssey. Odyssey was fucking trash. I hated BOTW when I first played it on switch, but this bananza is so good that it's making me want to revisit it with new glasses. Odyssey though, there's no salvagaing that shit.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:11:43 PM No.716085767
>>716071813 (OP)
Can we please move on from the hood talk already?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:18:32 PM No.716086356
>>716075170
Worst post in the thread bar none
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:19:36 PM No.716086439
>>716079482
I fucking kneel, Superstars and Robobot are the only great Kirby games
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:21:23 PM No.716086573
>>716072092
Bananaza is good but is barely a fucking platformer dude. Most of the gameplay is in the layers and the layers are NOT platforming. They are terrain destruction. Platforming is left for the challenge ruins which are a mixed bag. Some of them are decent, others are just more smashing.

A new 3D Mario game would be a far superior PLATFORMER because Mario would actually spend most of his time running and jumping instead of running and punching.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:23:39 PM No.716086752
>>716083668
All right.
Good: Galaxy 1, Super Mario Maker, Superstar Saga, TTYD, New Super DS, Bowser's Inside Story, Double Dash, MKDS, MK8D, Strikers, Strikers Charged, Super Sluggers
Just OK: 3D Land, New Super Wii, New Super U/Luigi U, Odyssey, Wonder, MK7, Origami King, Partners in Time, Dream Team, Superstar Baseball, the other Mario Parties not listed elsewhere
Disappointing: The Advance ports, Sunshine, Galaxy 2, New Super 2, 3D World, Mario Maker 2, Super Paper, Paper Jam, Super Circuit, MK Wii, Mario vs DK (all of them)
Bad: Pinball Land, Sticker Star, Color Splash, Tennis Ultra Smash, Golf Super Rush, Strikers Battle League, Mario Parties 9, 10 and Advance
These are only the ones I've played, of course. It's a wide net, I'll admit, but I did say 25 years for a reason.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:24:30 PM No.716086809
>>716075363
Kirby should lean more into being a platformer Character-Action game. Fits Kirby being this meme power-level character.