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Anonymous No.716076257 [Report] >>716076530 >>716081912 >>716083026 >>716083169 >>716084918 >>716086702 >>716090064
Gerald
Anonymous No.716076530 [Report]
>>716076257 (OP)
>"I had a nightmare where Ciri literally became a Witcher and died five minutes into her journey because a peasant man overpowered her because she's a frail lady, due to her letting her guard down for longer than a few moments."
Anonymous No.716077896 [Report]
sex with triss
sex with yennifer
sex with shani
kill kiera (tranny)
Anonymous No.716079806 [Report] >>716080851
why is he so handsome
Anonymous No.716080851 [Report] >>716081001
>>716079806
>tfw you don't get to bang the queen
Anonymous No.716081001 [Report]
>>716080851
>tfw dandelion left you his sloppy seconds and all you get is her psycho sadist sister cloudfucking
Anonymous No.716081087 [Report] >>716081740 >>716084441
still in disbelief at how colossally they fucked up with cyberpunk
Anonymous No.716081740 [Report] >>716084441 >>716090201 >>716090437
>>716081087
It's genuinely awe-inspiring seeing so much ambition put into W3 (whether or not it's a good game is based solely on personal preference but saying it has ass presentation is totally contrarian) and then looking at Cyberpunk.
Anonymous No.716081912 [Report] >>716081972
>>716076257 (OP)
There's an easter egg in Cyanide's Game of Thrones RPG where a dialogue option is mentioning "Gerald of Rivia."
Anonymous No.716081972 [Report] >>716082101 >>716090201
>>716081912
Easter eggs are popular in games.
Anonymous No.716082101 [Report] >>716082370
>>716081972
I liked this one in particular because it was even before Witcher 3. At the time, in 2012, the most recent big Witcher thing was Assassins of Kings. That GOT game is underrated.
Anonymous No.716082370 [Report] >>716083075
>>716082101
Does it make up for how ass the TV show and books are?
Anonymous No.716083026 [Report] >>716083349
>>716076257 (OP)
Yeah, i know they made him too much of a chad in the third game, while in the books most people who look at him think he is a wierd grey haired dude full of scars.
But i like his character.
I played the second game first, and it was good, and the third game completly blew me away.
Yes, the gameplay has it's problems, but that's also because they nerfed the gameplay for mainstream kiddie gamers.
All the gameplay for different enemies are still in the game from poisons to blade oils to stances to spells, but they had to dumb the game down to the point you can finish the entire game with dodge roll&quen&quick atack for the normies.
Also for the hate on the witcher sense or whatever.
For example every mission where you have to folow a trail with foothprints or clothes or noise&etc..
The game has actual footprints on the floor, broken bottles, clothes, dropped items, things to follow the track.
But in beta testing they noticed most normies were too stupid to look so they put in witcher sense that was pretty much a GPS.
Normies destroy everything.
Anonymous No.716083075 [Report]
>>716082370
It could. If you dislike the books and the first season, you probably won't like it as it's based upon them both. But the stories and the plot twists (both in the main game and the DLC) are the best I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.716083169 [Report] >>716083373
>>716076257 (OP)
There were rumours a couple months ago about a new story DLC next year as a bridge to TW4. Has anything more come out of that or was it bullshit?
Anonymous No.716083349 [Report]
>>716083026
Witcher 2 has my favorite combat and visuals out of the three, it's a shame that nothing that happened in it matters.
Anonymous No.716083373 [Report]
>>716083169
Doubt that with the rumors that most people who can work on the older engine are mostly gone and most of the work now goes to cyberpunk instead.
Anonymous No.716083558 [Report] >>716083685 >>716083740
This game would’ve been a solid 10/10 if it was just the Blood and Wine DLC and nothing else. I don’t wanna ride a horse around the exact same stretch of woods for forty hours to listen to the coma inducing court room drama of the week. Blood and Wine by itself is the perfect amount of content and story
Anonymous No.716083685 [Report] >>716083740
>>716083558
It's crazy how by modern standards blood and wine is pretty much a full game on it's own, while being just a "DLC"
Shows how low the vidya industry has fallen.
Anonymous No.716083740 [Report] >>716083854
>>716083558
>>716083685
Blood and Wine is one of only a handful of video games where I can tell the developers and creators enjoyed making it.
Anonymous No.716083854 [Report] >>716084003
>>716083740
They had fun with the base game too.
With your picture as a example, the rabbits fucking in that one scene still makes me smile.
Anonymous No.716084003 [Report] >>716084402
>>716083854
I only feel the "fun" in W3 with Velen and early parts of Novigrad. The second half of Novigrad, Skellige, and the post-reunion doesn't feel the same to me. Heart of Stone has a great story but it has the same sloggish feel.
Anonymous No.716084402 [Report]
>>716084003
I can agree that there is a late part in the game where you pretty much have to quick travel all over the place and it takes you out of the story a bit.
It's still one of my favorite games, but i'm big enough to admit that it has it's problems.
Just like i'm big enough to say that RDR2 is a good game but has a lot of problems too but zoomers here will blow your head off if you say that.
Anonymous No.716084441 [Report] >>716084471 >>716084746
>>716081087
>>716081740
A lot of the Witcher devs got laid off. CDPR is objectively not the same company anymore.
Anonymous No.716084471 [Report] >>716084746
>>716084441
this
>"tanks for making us millions, now fuck off"
Anonymous No.716084746 [Report]
>>716084441
>>716084471
not to disagree with you but a lot of them also left on their own to make their own game.
Anonymous No.716084918 [Report]
>>716076257 (OP)
If he was Hispanic his name would be Geraldo Rivera
Anonymous No.716085064 [Report] >>716085216
Does anyone else feel embarrassed using Euphoria or Metamorphosis in W3?
Anonymous No.716085216 [Report]
>>716085064
No?
Anonymous No.716085795 [Report] >>716086079
will we see him again? Since Ciri can travel through space and time wouldn't he be a good villain who's powers are so even more incomprehensible and horrifying that he wouldn't even tell Geralt who he really is
Anonymous No.716086079 [Report]
>>716085795
Not for the first ciri game.
But having him in the background in most heart of stone scenes would be funny.
>i have been watching you
Anonymous No.716086702 [Report] >>716087963
>>716076257 (OP)
>supposed to be hideous in canon
>still get all the bitches
???
Anonymous No.716087963 [Report]
>>716086702
Geralt is the one calling himself hideous. Both he and Eskel are conventionally attractive, except Geralt has visual albinism and Eskel is facially scarred.
Anonymous No.716088525 [Report] >>716089492
>final villain is a simp
?????
Anonymous No.716089492 [Report]
>>716088525
How is he a simp? He did what he had to for a loved one, and after finding out he was deceived, wanted to kill the bitch. A simp would forgive her.
Anonymous No.716089561 [Report] >>716089652
ciri
Anonymous No.716089652 [Report] >>716089778
>>716089561
>can have her lose her kissing virginity to some random fat neckbear scottish dude
>can have her proudly announce she's a lesbian
ciri...
Anonymous No.716089778 [Report]
>>716089652
neither of those choices are canon, the real definitive CANON ciri is as pure as the virgin snow patiently awaiting her faithful husband
Anonymous No.716090001 [Report]
>oww my eye, i'm not supposed to get spoons in it
Anonymous No.716090064 [Report]
>>716076257 (OP)
Gerald of River
Anonymous No.716090201 [Report] >>716090295
>>716081972
>>716081740
It's the worst best game I have ever played thanks to the broken rpg mechanics and loot
Anonymous No.716090295 [Report] >>716090374 >>716090669
>>716090201
bro... your death march+ and level upscaling...??
Anonymous No.716090374 [Report] >>716090476
>>716090295
if you have to mod a game to make it good, it means that its a bad game retard
Anonymous No.716090437 [Report]
>>716081740
the launch was a major clusterfuck but they managed to salvage it in the end
even if it took them a couple of years
Anonymous No.716090476 [Report] >>716090669
>>716090374
it's literally in the settings you WHORE
death march = difficulty
+ = new game plus
enemy upscaling = on
SLUT
Anonymous No.716090669 [Report] >>716090873
>>716090295
>>716090476
>death march+ and level upscaling
>just play our game with retarded modifiers or you will die of boredome
>no no dont worry, you dont get to feel powerfull, or like you are growing and it totally make sense for those unarmed bandits to take 50 hits before dying just cause you are level 50
Anonymous No.716090873 [Report] >>716091197 >>716091285 >>716093098
>>716090669
If the enemies take 50 hits to go down, then you have shitty weapons and non-optimal perks, which means you didn't grow as a character. The reason Death March exists as a difficulty is so you can't just L1 to awesome. If you don't dodge that crossbow bolt, it's a OHKO. If you don't dodge that warhammer, it's a OHKO. If you get surrounded by niggers, it's 1 second to death.

This conversation is over. You're shit at video games and trying to blame your weakness on everything but yourself. Reply if your narcissism demands the last word, but no one will ever hear your pathetic screaming into the abyss.
Anonymous No.716091197 [Report] >>716091443
>>716090873
>he reason Death March exists as a difficulty is so you can't just L1 to awesome.
the reason it exist is cause the native game is made for braindead people.
>hur dur death match strategy
no nigger, it's still dodge then attack 1000 times in a row
Anonymous No.716091285 [Report]
>>716090873
>This conversation is over. You're shit at video games and trying to blame your weakness on everything but yourself. Reply if your narcissism demands the last word, but no one will ever hear your pathetic screaming into the abyss.
being this insecure kek
Anonymous No.716091443 [Report] >>716091654
>>716091197
i felt bad for how mean that guy was to you, and i could tell you were pretty fragile from needing to reply, so i want you to know, i read your post, you're valid, YOU MATTER
Anonymous No.716091654 [Report] >>716091809
>>716091443
I have no idea what illness you're projecting, but take meds before you harm yourself
Anonymous No.716091661 [Report]
>Podobało Ci się?
Anonymous No.716091809 [Report]
>>716091654
don't take it too seriously, it's just the internet okay, it gets better
Anonymous No.716093098 [Report] >>716094704
>>716090873
the other anon is probably underusing the potential of cool shit like bombs, but holy shit youre retarded, trying to compare e-peen or call people bad over fucking witcher 3?
People only do this shit over the most retarded of games i swear, never actually fucked demanding action games. If you were at least talking about souls or something you could maybe have a point, but fucking witcher 3??
Anonymous No.716094704 [Report]
>>716093098
>secondary calls secondary out for being a secondary
lol, you love to see it, 2 boss baby fans arguing over which scene was the most intelligent