Thread 716082537 - /v/ [Archived: 249 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:29:00 PM No.716082537
Elden Ring
Elden Ring
md5: 7fdc6de12aca0fc1e0da378b6ad8f350🔍
*Dodge* *Dodge* *Dodge* *Hit*
*Dodge* *Dodge* *Dodge* *Hit*
*Dodge* *Dodge* *Dodge* *Hit*

>Gameplay: 10/10 - IGN
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:30:54 PM No.716082689
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20250613221426_1
md5: 671fa366b35fb2c6245e604f23db4db3🔍
>>716082537 (OP)
You can choose to play that way but you don't have to play that way. The game absolutely is 10/10.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:34:08 PM No.716082921
>>716082537 (OP)
correct.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:35:22 PM No.716083009
>>716082537 (OP)
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:37:03 PM No.716083147
I don't remember this Parappa song
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:38:00 PM No.716083232
>>716082537 (OP)
>Lowers the skill level so that even a monkey would feel bored playing action games
>Gamers still manage to die hundreds of times to this garbage and say it's hard
I don't understand the appeal. The only way to die in these games is because of unknown unknowns. It never tests your reflexes or requires dexterity.
Absolute garbage.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:39:42 PM No.716083356
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1395445217923
md5: 243f084bc1aadf13ac8dda4e2bb36a0f🔍
ive been a darksouls hater from day 1, I just dont get why people hype this up as some deep rpg
it doesnt matter what you fucking build if the entire gameplay is focused on memorizing attack animations. seriously, is mario and luigi super star saga some master class engaging rpg?

what is the difference between maxing strength vs dex if the boss requires me to fully master it and take zero damage? brother, im taking zero damage. my damage source method no longer matters.
I may as well roll with the starter sword and just upgrade it to 10. the fucking "let me solo her" guy really says it all. Do you think this guy is really thinking hard about his stat sheet?
he probably takes just enough to hold his favorite sword and just dumps the rest in hp. wow, cool rpg. what an interesting and varied choice he made.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:42:05 PM No.716083514
>>716083232
>It never tests your reflexes or requires dexterity.
>Absolute garbage.
its a simon says simulator, you are just rage baiting
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:42:30 PM No.716083546
Elden mid...worst game Fromsoft has ever made...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:44:35 PM No.716083673
>>716082537 (OP)
*Jump* *Jump* *Jump* *Jump* *Jump* *Jump*
*Jump* *Jump* *Jump* *Jump* *Jump* *Jump*
Can't believe people can like platformers.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:52:39 PM No.716084302
>>716083356
>if the boss requires me to fully master it and take zero damage? brother, im taking zero damage. my damage source method no longer matters.
in all honesty what the fuck are you doing
how come you feel like you have to "memorize" the attacks instead of often beating bosses in 1-3 tries or just reacting/using your braincells
how do you play a game with so many options with powerful damage, poise etc and end up never taking off huge chunks of health from bosses, trading or stunning with them
how do you worry so much about taking zero damage if the overall games let you get hit so many times during bossfights and still come out on top

i just played slop souls 3 and it was the blandest game of the franchise with the most "generical rollslop enemy" "roll and attack in between" design, but the fact you can just roll forward in that game made me beat almost all these lategame bosses in 1-3 tries as i was pretty used to these games after the first three prior games. and the other ones have way less memorization or "hit in between"
have you considered the possibility youre doing something ridiculously wrong?

my 2nd attempt vs slave knight gael after having died once in his first phase ----> https://files.catbox.moe/c45o6u.mp4
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:00:23 PM No.716084897
>>716082537 (OP)
*Summon Mimic*
*Hoarfrost Stomp* *Hoarfrost Stomp* *Hoarfrost Stomp* *Dodge* *Chug Blue Estus*
*Hoarfrost Stomp* *Hoarfrost Stomp* *Hoarfrost Stomp* *Dodge* *Chug Blue Estus*
*Hoarfrost Stomp* *Hoarfrost Stomp* *Hoarfrost Stomp* *Dodge* *Chug Blue Estus*
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:26:33 PM No.716086948
*bump*
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:37:34 PM No.716087719
>>716082537 (OP)
Glad you liked it OP