Thread 716087648 - /v/ [Archived: 222 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:36:35 PM No.716087648
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This is literally the 5th time the game tells you how to fight enemies in the exact same manner and the second prompt you have to press a button to close
What the fuck is this, why are they so fucking handholdy?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:43:08 PM No.716088119
>>716087648 (OP)
7th gen game please understand
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:44:36 PM No.716088226
Dead Space was published by EA, so it had to be ran through AAA focus testers (retards)
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:45:43 PM No.716088301
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>>716087648 (OP)
It's because in testing, (((GAMERZ))) would keep trying to shoot center mass then bitch and piss and cum about how theres not enough ammo.

>>716088226
beat me to it
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:46:44 PM No.716088374
>>716088226
if you think focus testers are retarded, wait until you find out about streamers
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:48:29 PM No.716088496
The devs said they had to do it because in play tests people kept going for headshots
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:51:19 PM No.716088713
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>>716088496
>people kept going for headshots
You want to get the heads too though, just not solely the heads
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:57:05 PM No.716089159
>>716087648 (OP)
The majority of people are retarded. Far more so than you realize.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:58:49 PM No.716089294
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>>716088226
How old were they
>>716088374
Something something simpsons
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:02:22 AM No.716089538
>>716087648 (OP)
Because if you don't get it the game will suck and you will be posting how bad the game is it. It's a compromise required to make you play the game as the devs expect you to play.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:03:49 AM No.716089656
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>>716088226
>>716088301
>>716088374
>>716088496
>>716089159
>>716089538
Yes but FIVE times? With TWO unskippable green glowing prompts?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:06:11 AM No.716089813
>>716087648 (OP)
games started treating you like a retard since the ps2 era
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:19:12 AM No.716090742
>>716088301
>Necroposting Facebook Group
?????
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:20:58 AM No.716090843
>>716088226
You mean outsourced to Indian QA firms
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:31:33 AM No.716091693
>>716090843
The game came out in what, 2008? That wasn't the standard practice back then
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:33:21 AM No.716091841
Because I've seen multiple people continue to ignore the limbs. Yes, people really ARE that stupid.

I once watched a guy get stuck on the first "puzzle" where you swap out the tram using stasis for almost 15 minutes.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:34:29 AM No.716091941
>>716088713
>know God
>it beams mindrape into your brain while turning anything dead in a several mile radius into screaming piles of death and anger
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:39:30 AM No.716092316
I get that some people are dumb but even the easiest games will have people failing to play them right no matter how many times you explain something, who cares about them? After a while the hand-holding gets excessive and annoying even to shitters and normalfags.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:43:14 AM No.716092574
>>716092316
>who cares about them?
Uh, the companies making the games, very very VERY much so. A total retard has the exact same buying power as a hardcore nerd and is much easier to sway to buy shit due to a lack of critical thinking skills

Reminder the God of Soi devs LITERALLY used DSP as a reference

https://youtu.be/eSB29qx6sWw?t=2283
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:04:45 AM No.716094110
>>716092574
Yeah and the new GoW games don't even have a sliver of the impact or word of mouth the old ones did back in the day, even though those were also braindead mashing games for toddlers. Just not this fucking bad
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:09:27 AM No.716094478
>>716094110
>the new GoW games don't even have a sliver of the impact or word of mouth the old ones did back in the day
lol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:20:18 AM No.716095368
>>716089656
YES. ever hear the story of the half life 2 tester that was so confused in a cave he walked in a circle for 30 minutes straight?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:37:04 AM No.716096595
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Dead Space is just filled to brim like that and extremely cheap jumpscares where even the smallest thing will blast your headphones with the loudest gay ass stings ever yet people can't stop jacking it off