my young nephews are visiting for the next few weeks.
i need game recommendations for COMPLETELY illiterate 5-year-olds.

>>716093239 (OP)
Cave explorer

>>716093239 (OP)
Mario kart(any)
Mario party(1-3)
Any beatemup
Any shmup
Most side scrollers

>>716093239 (OP)
5 year olds will enjoy any game that lets them move around and has lots of colors

>>716093239 (OP)
You need something piss easy, try tlou on grounded.

>>716093774
i mean something that not even dean takahashi would find hard
they're at the point where they keep looking down at their controllers

>>716093774
LMAO yeah just toss ‘em into TLOU and tell ‘em to stealth past clickers while still figuring out which stick moves. Might as well skip to Elden Ring with a Guitar Hero controller at that point.

If you happen to play OSRS I'd suggest you make them slave away on your account

>>716093239 (OP)
Why do you care about them, they’re not even your own kids? Also >>716093587

pissing

>>716096325
cause its too painful to watch them keep walking off cliffs

>>716093239 (OP)
Katamari, but select a freeplay level so there's no time limit.

Any Traveller's Tales Lego game, trust me.

>>716103501
good suggestion, we've already played an hour or two of undercover, just driving around

>>716093239 (OP)
Kirby.

>>716093239 (OP)
don't make them play yoshi's island unless you wanna have a haha time

>>716093239 (OP)
Whatever you do do not be a retard like me and start paper mario. That is unless you want to explain EVERY FUCKING MOVE TO MAKE and read every line. In my experiance luigis mansion mario kart and yoshis story wbere all easy to play with my 5 year old nephew who enjogs games.

>>716093239 (OP)
Sonic Mega Collection

>>716093239 (OP)
Mario Kart 8 and Tour are great because they have a literal self driving mode.

>>716093239 (OP)
My kid who's 6 now beat little kitty big city with me just reading for him, and we play lego star wars (original) together often

>>716093239 (OP)
Crash Bandicoot

>>716093239 (OP)
Teach them about Scratch. It's never too early to start that IT/SC career! Give them crayons and paper for them to create their first fursonas too.

>>716093239 (OP)
Duplo Blocks
Literally just buy some Duplo Blocks and give them to their parents when you're done

>>716093994
any mega man games
tomba
bubble bobble
super lucky's tale
altered beast
any beat 'em up like cadillacs and dinosaurs, x-men, and the punisher, captain commando, tnmt turtles in time, sengoku 1 and 2, king of dragons, ninja baseball batman, golden axe, knights of the round, the simpsons (konami, arcade), final fight, magic sword
metal slug, alien syndrome, sly spy, toki, sunset riders, cowboys of moo mesa, moonwalker (arcade), three wonders
legend of the mystical ninja (aka goemon)
dynasty wars and warriors of fate (supposedly a sequel of the former despite the name and gameplay change)
snow bros, tumblepop, joe and mac returns
puzzle games like puzzli and puzzle bobble
chiki chiki boys

>>716110459
also, willow

>>716093239 (OP)
Any collectathon

Probably Mario Odyssey
Little kids just love games where they can just fuck around and move as they wish while seeing a lot of colors

>>716093239 (OP)
Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition

>>716093239 (OP)
Pikmin 1 and 2 and any Mario Party game.

>>716093239 (OP)
All tendie games