I feel physically ill.

神ゲー

I wonder how long it'll take for humanity in general to realize numbers can be manipulated

>>716094697 (OP)
Why do you wish for a game to be bad?

>>716094697 (OP)
not winning goty looks like

>>716095118
It is bad. He wants it fairly rated.

GOTY

>>716097373
Eric

>>716094697 (OP)
I can't wait to emulate it.

>>716097659
See you in a decade

>>716097658
Who's Eric?

>>716097760
your sister's cunt

Is Eric tied to BG3 or am I missing something?

>macaco thread
Cope n rope

>>716097658
Your disney cartoon baby game is a 5/10 at best, nintentoddler

>>716098303
Based Sonychad

>>716097897
He pretends he played it and likes it.

>>716095105
This. Nintendo is literally on their last legs, they're going to be out of business by this time next year.

>>716098583
We can only hope

>>716094697 (OP)
you have severe mental issues if a game you don't like getting a high scores makes you physically ill.

>>716094697 (OP)
Don't you mean "physically I'll", Eric?

>>716098857
So you are admitting that 99.9% of this board has a mental illness?

>>716098934
yes? was that ever in question?

>>716098972
So everyone posting here is mentally ill including you correct?

>>716099117
what sort of stupid ass gotcha are you fishing for you retard?

>>716099152
You literally just said that everyone here is mentally ill with the last question...

>>716098303
do brownoids think their FOTM rollslop isn't for children?

>2050
>you live in a world where Zelda 46 and Donkey Kong 28 subscriptions are still getting universal acclaim from nințoddler reviewers

>>716094697 (OP)
>a game you like getting a "low" score make you sick
You're a schizo op, not to mention a 91 isn't even that bad of a score

Isn't the game really fucking good, but runs badly sometimes? I think a 90 is reasonable.

>>716094697 (OP)
Who's "we," you retarded fat fuck? Those bots on /pol/ are not your friends.

>>>716094697 (OP)
>super mario slopyssey but with mario reskinned into a 14 year old redditor's reimagination of donkey kong
>gets universal acclaim from the same mentally stunted tendie "reviewers" that also loved the original
how is this suprising
every nintendo game from now on is just going to be a reskin of mario slopyssey or fart of the wild

>>716095105
Yeah, that would normally just be a 7.

>>716099207
No he didn't

>>716099609
Yeah he did

>>716099646
I don't see any other retards saying that a game getting a high score makes them physically ill.

>>716097760
you're replying to a schizo who has been haunting and ruining botw and totk threads for at least 6 years calling everyone he doesn't like eric. ignore him. he's seriously mentally ill

>>716099764
Nintendo makes me physically ill.

bros... the doomposting and ragebaiting isn't working what the fuck do we do now...?

>>716099862
you have a severe mental illness then and should seek help or Good

>>716097659
You'll have to.

Baby’s first propaganda

>>716099330
It's been 11 years since a donkey kong game came out retard

>>716099862
No, that's the cow dung.

>>716100209
>MONKEY GO JUMP JUMP
Are grown ass men really excited about this?

>>716099965
just wait until the switch 2 emulator comes out so we can pway it too bwo, 2 more weeks

>anti-ericsczhio banned once again
Kekarrroooo!

>>716094697 (OP)
I loved the first couple worlds but everything after that became meh. I don’t like the transformations other than the first one.

>>716094697 (OP)
The amount of meltdowns over a fucking Donkey Kong game has been a sight to behold. You fags are far more obsessed with Nintendo than the 'tendies' themselves are goddamn.

>>716100589
they'll probably switch to pokemon again after the direct tomorrow.

>>716100589
SNAP BACK TO REALITY:
>Tendies hype up a mediocre shitty console that will be exploited in 3 months from now
>Realize THERES NO FUCKING GAMES ON IT BESIDES SEQUELS SEQUELS AND SEQUELS II
>Run back to /v/ and start spamming threads on how it’s such a good console trying to cope with their $600 tablet instead of playing on it(no games btw)

>>716100801
good morning saar

>>716098583
If you think that there is a point, either in terms of game quality or anti-consumer practices, to which Nintendo can sink and not still retain it's cult-like fanbase (which will spawn and give birth to another generation of themselves), then I have a bridge to sell you.

>>716100885
Fresh off the boat from Reddit, kid?

>>716100958
just pointing out your obvious ESLness

>>716094697 (OP)
What's wrong? Kidneys failing from too much potassium?

>>716101015
>Nothing in that sentence was grammatically incorrect
Fresh off the boat from TikTok, kid?

>>716094697 (OP)
If you're that emotionally invested in a game you will never play, you should seek psychiatric help.

>>716099396
That about sums it up. People are just pissy about it reviewing well for whatever reason. Maybe it's because they can't pirate it, maybe because they dislike platformer collectathons, or maybe they're just console warring. Regardless, it's a great game.

Obvious false flag thread.

>>716094697 (OP)
>This game is clearly shit and 5/10 at best!
>*emulator comes out*
>Wow this game is great, easily 9/10!

>>716101091
>Tendies hype up a mediocre shitty console that will be exploited in 3 months from now
is grammatically incorrect ESL-kun

>>716101015
>>716100885
>Newfag can’t shitpost correctly
Grim

Why do /v/troons constantly get BTFO?

>>716094697 (OP)
I wish I had a life as carefree as yours where the most stressful thing you have to deal with is a video game getting good review scores.

>>716101289
>ETL can’t understand proper English
Pick up a book.

>>716094697 (OP)
You joke about it but snoys are genuinely fucking losing it right now.

>>716100303
What gets you excited

>>716101405
you wouldn't say
>in 3 months from now.
you would just say
>3 months from now.

>>716101445
no i am fucking not

>>716100801
I feel like a lot of Nintendo consoles have a weak start, Switch 2 being no different, but if the future games end up as good as Bananza there's some real potential here

>>716101493
Oh brother. Here comes Point Dexter teaching a college course on 4chan.

>>716101580
it's poindexter

>>716101473
God of War. Mon Hun World. Souls. Lies of P.
Actual games made for big boys.... You know what we call "men."

>>716101632
Mind doing my essay? Chat GPT is down. Help a brotha out.

>drag or tap to give a rating
Kill phoneposters. Behead phoneposters. Roundhouse kick a phoneposter into the concrete. Slam dunk a phoneposter into the trashcan. Crucify filthy phoneposters. Defecate in a phoneposter's food. Launch phoneposters into the sun. Stir fry phoneposters in a wok. Toss phoneposters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a phoneposter's gas tank. Judo throw phoneposters into a wood chipper. Twist phoneposters heads off. Report phoneposters to ICE. Karate chop phoneposters in half. Curb stomp pregnant phoneposters. Trap phoneposters in quicksand. Crush phoneposters in the trash compactor. Liquefy phoneposters in a vat of acid. Exterminate phoneposters in the gas chamber. Stomp phoneposters skulls with steel toed boots. Lobotomize phoneposters. Mandatory vasectomies for phoneposters. Drown phoneposters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize phoneposters with a ray gun. Kick old phoneposters down the stairs. Feed phoneposters to alligators. Slice phoneposters with a katana.

>>716094697 (OP)
I don't get it. Too high? Too low? Tell us OP

>>716101736
This but desktop posters

>>716101798
>we lost the culture war
its too high, he's a synthcel whos too depressed to enjoy a good game anymore

>>716101632
Okay Score Hannibal.

>>716101869
It's a game made for babies. Tell me you're shit at actual video games without tell me you're shit at actual video games.

>>716094697 (OP)
Just beat it. It was good.

>/v/ when video games

>>716101990
its actually pretty challenging in the later levels, you dont know because he stopped streaming it the moment he hit a wall

>>716101990
IWhat video games are you good at that shows that you are a mature adult playing games for adults?

>>716102213
Noih 1 & 2, Lies of P, Sekiro, Ghosts of Tsuema (spelling), Dark Souls 1, Bloodborne... You want me to go on?

>>716102061
>he stopped streaming it
Whomst?

>>716099646
99.9=/=100

Bananza's a good game when you ignore pretty much every banana and never actually interact with the terrain deformation.

>>716102439
All babby games

>>716102439
>You want me to go on?
For starters you couldn't list a second game. You basically just said Madden 07, Madden 08, Madden 09, Madden 10, Madden 11, Madden 12.

>>716102597
B-BUT SOULS IS LE MATURE GAME FOR VETERANS LIKE ME

>>716102526
it's just a shittier odyssey at that point, but even with all the gimmics it's still a shittier mario odyssey.

>>716102679
but odyssey has a lower user score LMAO

>>716102665
Yes. Ninpedos can't into anything more than bing bing wahoo

>>716098583
how so?

>>716101693
Better Men™ perhaps

>>716102578
unironically though
all "action" games that are so slow they might as well be turn based and all have a dodge button that gives you enough i-frames to trivialize the game
Rollsloppers could never beat a real action game like Ninja Gaiden Black

>>716102825
Sounds like soulsbabs can't get into anything but souls shit based on your own posts

>>716098583
>since 1889

>>716102974
Ninja Gaiden is in the same category.

>>716103142
Ninja Gaiden is a proactive game not a reactive game like souls slop

>>716103312
It's singleplayer slop designed to be beaten.

>>716103469
There's a huge difference between a game where the player is expected to think and make the first move and react to different situations on the fly and something like Dark Souls where the AI runs through its simple patterns with super armor no matter what the player is doing so all you can do is wait your turn (unless you find some way to cheese it)

Another 8 years, huh?

This game is one of the best I have ever played start to finish--but I have this bad feeling it won't sell well. I dont see the hype around it nearly as much as odyssey, it is 10x better of a game though

>>716099396
>Badly sometimes
it's literally just when loading, opening a map, a literal zoom-in cutscene for getting the a main collectable, and one bad boss fight. most dips last for literally half a second and are almost always isolated from regular play.
people are mad that this game isn't a TORtanic flop and that the Switch 2 has another killer app despite being the target of heavy criticism

>>716099480
>tendie "reviewers" that also loved the original
yeah man totally, gotta love those 100+ tendies, those guys who definitely hate all other non-nintendo games. total conspiracy hahahahaha

>>716104056
havent played it yet but I guess theres no standout moments like new donk city parade and possessing bowser to rescue peach.

>>716099862
then why do you seek out their consoles and games? why do you make threads about their products?
i hate cilantro but don't fall to my knees every time someone says tacos are their favorite food

>>716095105
Tell that to the people who live off studies, statistics and charts.

>>716094697 (OP)
is it one of these situations?

>>716100801
>THERES NO FUCKING GAMES ON IT BESIDES SEQUELS
DK Bananza is an original video game that's a sequel to nothing.
>B-b-but bing bi-
No it doesn't play like Odyssey.

>>716104331
More like
>speed runner vs first time playing

Personally, I never liked sm64 and prefer sunshine

>>716094697 (OP)
>only 91
Pathetic.

>>716101279
Growing up is realizing that 90% of the shitposting on this board is sour grapes. The people I've seen most invested in Mario Kart are attention-hungry anti-Nintendo babbies who thirst for their next taste of the game when their friend with the Switch brings it over to the next hangout.

>>716104237
bananza's finale shits on the latter.

>>716104483
>basic movements options that are described in the manual and in-game are speedruns tactics
No

>>716101693
>God of War. Mon Hun World. Souls. Lies of P.
This is the most "Indian guy's banner on facebook" taste I've ever seen.

>>716100801
I'll bite
>Tendies hype up a mediocre shitty console that will be exploited in 3 months from now
Should we not discuss new hardware and software on a board specifically made for this?
>Realize THERES NO FUCKING GAMES ON IT BESIDES SEQUELS SEQUELS AND SEQUELS II
I buy Nintendo hardware to play established Nintendo IPs.
>Run back to /v/ and start spamming threads on how it’s such a good console trying to cope with their $600 tablet instead of playing on it(no games btw)
What board on 4chan is better for discussing video games than /v/?

>>716104751
Don't reply to eric, he's mentally ill

>>716094697 (OP)
So this how Donkey Kong dies, with an OOOOH, BANANA!

>>716101990
Tetris got popular off a console made for toddlers. You're never too old to enjoy a game made for children.

>>716104483
the joy of the lefthand frame isn't speedrunning but precision movement. i'm happy to take all the time in the world if the game lets me do some really cool jumps, and i'm happier to learn how to speedrun it once i get better at those jumps

>>716104734
Holy kek

>>716104237
The second half of the game gets absurd and incredible. This game makes odyssey look like a joke conceptually. That glorified cutscene played in 2d is not even close to the later levels in bananza

>>716107341
I just finished the Freezer and Forest Layers. Is that half way?

>>716098661
>>716100927
>>716102847
>The type of autists who post in threads like this are incapable of recognizing satire

Naturally.

>>716104483
That's not any kind of speedrunning retard, it's just someone using basic jumps and moves that make the movement more fun, because they are capable of having fun with video games, unlike the soulless player on the right.

So what happened with people, that they cant admit a game is "okay"
It's always either 9+ GOTY or 1 SHIT GAME

>>716110958
Generation raised on outrage-fed social media.
I know it's a platitude at this point but it's true nonetheless

DKB is a pretty good game so far and I can tell anyone crying about it doesn't have a Switch 2 or simply doesn't like 3D platformers but they just can't handle Nintendo raping their mother with how successful the Switch is. Seriously, stop living in a third world shithole and get a job. You're missing out a great game. It has it issues but the core of what the developers were going for make for a fun as fuck game where the moment to moment gameplay isn't the slightest bit unengaging. The game really picks up once you start getting access to DK's full kit.

>>716094697 (OP)
I don't own a Switch 2, but I heard great things about this game, and I grew up with DK. Is it genuinely good, or have I just surrounded myself with sycophant's? Should I buy a Switch 2 for it? And I want no schizos replying to me, only people with genuine takes who have played the game.

>>716113579
Bananza is legitimately really good, but you should never buy a system just for one game. Wait until there are more games that you are interested in playing before you get a switch 2.

>>716114258
I won't pick one up for a while, but I am pretty excited to one day try it. I hope it's a masterpiece.

>>716113579
>Should I buy a Switch 2 for it?
I personally did. If you like BotW, Odyssey, like power fantasies, like 3D action platformers in general where you explore a cool world and interact with the environment around you, you will like this game. The game isn't built around platforming challenges outside of some sublevels, but instead it's more about the physics-based interactions and how DK exploits the world around him with all the crazy shit the game throws at you where you're exploring both vertically and deep underground. Just look at the post above you for an example of the good movement mechanics. Banana gems function more like tangible rewards that allow you to upgrade yourself to give you more health or access to new and different abilities. They don't exist to just block your progression from level to level, in fact I think they are completely optional but I haven't finished the game yet so I wouldn't don't know if that's true. There's a surprising amount of RPG/adventure-elements but I never felt like this was bogging the game and instead was doing the opposite. DK is so strong a simple slap on the ground is able to blow away soft terrain.

>>716094697 (OP)
>Not 100
You're right. Someone BETTER be getting fired for this.

>>716113579
>Should I buy a Switch 2 for it?
I personally did. If you like BotW, Odyssey, like power fantasies, like 3D action platformers in general where you explore a cool world and interact with the environment around you, you will like this game. The game isn't built around platforming challenges outside of some sublevels, but instead it's more about the physics-based interactions and how DK exploits the world around him with all the crazy shit the game throws at you where you're exploring both vertically and deep underground. Just look at the post above you for an example of the good movement mechanics. Banana gems function more like tangible rewards that allow you to upgrade yourself to give you more health or access to new and different abilities. They don't exist to just block your progression from level to level, in fact I think they are completely optional but I haven't finished the game yet so I wouldn't don't know if that's true. There's a surprising amount of RPG/adventure-elements but I never felt like this was bogging the game and instead was doing the opposite. DK is so strong a simple slap on the ground is able to blow away soft terrain.

>>716113579
>Should I buy a Switch 2 for it?
I personally did. If you like BotW, Odyssey, like power fantasies, like 3D action platformers in general where you explore a cool world and interact with the environment around you, you will like this game. The game isn't built around platforming challenges outside of some sublevels, but instead it's more about the physics-based interactions and how DK exploits the world around him with all the crazy shit the game throws at you're where you exploring both vertically and deep underground. Just look at the post above you for an example of the good movement mechanics. Banana gems function more like tangible rewards that allow you to upgrade yourself to give you more health or access to new and different abilities. They don't exist to just block your progression from level to level, in fact I think they are completely optional but I haven't finished the game yet so I wouldn't don't know if that's true. There's a surprising amount of RPG/adventure-elements but I never felt like this was bogging the game and instead was doing the opposite. DK is so strong a simple slap on the ground is able to blow away soft terrain.

>nintendo game with the 10 point nintendo bonus
>still can't get close to E33
Haha, Nintendo has fallen.

>>716094697 (OP)
And remember OP, that is despite all the Nintendo Derangement Syndrome faggots like you review bombing it. Game is a 9.8 in reality

>>716094697 (OP)
>>716115363

>>716115479
Even when 4chan goes down you're right back to shiposting the moment it comes back. Do you even have a life you disgusting BR?

>>716115479
KEK

>>716115479

>>716115479
Lmao

>>716116019
You dumb, me smart.

>>716094697 (OP)
I don't care either way, since I'm not part of the target audience.

>>716116019
>Anon doesn't get the handmaid meme
Newfag

>>716094697 (OP)
It's shit for tards kids and virgins fags

>>716116592
It's perfect for you then

Ninbros... E33 EVISCERATED us...

Why? 91 seems like a fair enough score.
>better than despelote, Talos Principle remake and Death Stranding
>worse than COE33, Blue Prince and Split Fiction
Looks correct to me.

>>716118025
Nintendo games get two points added to their score just because they're Nintendo games.

>>716104483
I love 64, but I can't hate on a Sunshine chad.

>>716094697 (OP)
i feel great(because ive been playing bananza)

>>716118404
>>Nintendo games get two points added to their score just because they're good

>>716115237
>mario wonder lets you collect tenths of a purple coin
>dk bananza lets you collect hundredths of a gold ingot
Why though

>>716115479
>the "person" who took the time to make this meme? Totally not obsessed and totally not affected by derangement syndrome, you're imagining things!

>>716120171
There's more things to collect in Bananza than most Mario games really.