>oh woe is me! living my life surrounded my smoking hot desert babes who literally worship my cock! what a life... what a life...

>>716103129 (OP)
>coomer
of course you wouldn't understand the mindset of someone with ambition

>>716103129 (OP)
The gerudo desert is a shithole, I bet the guy took one step out, looked at Hyrule Field and immediately was filled with nothing but pure fucking envy and hate.

>>716103129 (OP)
It’s not his fault. He’s literally destined to do evil shit.

>>716103413
God Skyward Sword is such a shit game

>>716103129 (OP)
He coveted that wind thoughever.

>>716103519
literally ruined the series. now every character is beholden to hylia's stupidity instead of having their own agency and free will.

>>716103129 (OP)
>who literally worship my cock!
but they don't. the only gerudo who are on his side in OoT are his grandmas. Everyone else fucked off and had to be mindfucked into iron knuckles with demon magic for them to serve him

>>716103129 (OP)
His second in command is working against him

>>716103815
Well that’s just because he’s a shithead king. If he was a benevolent ruler then his subjects would all love him.

but does he have his guchis on?

I forgot I used to have a ganondorf action figure

your image reminded me

>>716104543
damn I also now remember.
Stumbling on the Link and Gannon action figures from that Superstars line at an EB Games in the mall was a very hype moment for my early childhood.

>>716103129 (OP)
>worship my cock
Despite what porn has taught you, they’re all technically his aunts and sisters. Gerudo have to find a partner elsewhere and of course no Hylian woman wants to bang the only dark skinned ginger on earth. Probably why he was so pissed off all the time actually now that I think about it

>>716105721
>no Hylian woman wants to bang the only dark skinned ginger
I would, those are my biggest turn ons

NOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE A BREEDING SLAVE!!! PLEASE DON'T KIDNAP AND IMPROSON ME, MISS GERUDO!!!

>>716106012
Tits or GTFO

>>716103129 (OP)
Ganondorf's motivation for evil is just Anakin Skywalker: they both hate deserts.

>>716105721
>hyrule girls prefer the little market prancing bowlcut moostachio timmies to the gigachad foreign warlord

>>716103815
>>716104440
Not true at all, almost all the gerudos follow him, Nabooru is one of the few who don't. Pay attention and actually talk to NPCs next time. Also he didn't literally conquer Hyrule by himself, we just don't see the gerudo army because N64.