Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds.

Yes it is

>>716106656
Try going to heaven then faggot

>>716106440 (OP)
>Literal moralfag.

Hotline Miami limped so Katana ZERO could run and OTXO could kick the door down

>>716106782
I don't know if that's a place

>>716106949
Weak ass fucking bait lel.

>>716107085
Are you going to try or not?

>>716107373
I'll try my best
It's still scary

>>716108818
Good luck

>>716106440 (OP)
He didn't say that

>>716106440 (OP)
So it goes

>>716106440 (OP)
Suicide is probably the most illogical action any living being can take. Death is completely and utterly unknowable. Even the question “what happens after death” is absurd as time itself is fundamentally immeasurable at that point. To kill your self out of misery is to say that what happens after life may be better, when the opposite could equally be true. The chances that after death is hell, heaven, nothing, or something else are all completely equal. So to commit suicide is utterly ridiculous once you come to understand this. Death is the next great adventure, but life is an impossible miracle in itself. To say that there is absolutely nothing else worth living for once your misery has reached its zenith is almost asinine, almost insane. Simply to breathe is a reason to live. Do not ever milk yourself anon. Life is grand if you let it be, and there is no knowing that death is better or worse. Even pondering it is futile. You will find out one day, as we all do, but let that day come as its own will, not yours. Such is foolish, silly, ridiculous.

>>716106440 (OP)
Is this the fabled chicken jockey?

This party sucks. I hate fucking hate these people.

>>716109435

>>716106440 (OP)
Space travel sounds neat. I wish I could do it someday.

>>716106440 (OP)
REMEMBER SON
DYING IS GAY

>>716109605
Not going to happen, retard. Van Allen Belt would scramble any living thing’s brain and faster than light space travel is a gay fantasy so it would take like 10 years just to get to Jupiter, and that’s if your bones wouldn’t demineralize due to the lack of gravity. Also all your tax money is going to something infinitely more important like feeding niggers and importing them into your country so your wages stagnate, housing costs go up, quality of living goes down, and you country becomes a dangerous crime ridden hellhole not to dissimilar from the one they fled before the stick your head on a pike with zero repercussions because the entire world is brainwashed to perceive you as a demon incarnate in the flesh merely for existing

>>716106440 (OP)
How would you know?!

>>716109435
>living
>repeat the same 3-5 mind occupying routines everyday, little time for anything else
>search for meaning is a downhill battle against the wonderful fantasies your brain can come up with
>even those fantasies would be dreary if they were brought into existence, the toll of socialization is too steep on our personalities
The rooster was right nigga

>>716109938
>random /pol/fag rambling

>>716109456
>>716109978
I'm not who you really think I am

>>716109515
My name is also Tony and I also say this

>>716109435
holy reddit!

>>716110220
Kill yourself you little nigger faggot troon

>>716106440 (OP)
bro... look at how round this chicken is!

>>716110552
After you

>>716109435
>Death is completely and utterly unknowable
I already know what happens after I die.
This life is merely a "training program" for me to understand simple sociality before I'm granted Demigod status and given a pocket universe of my own to play with. I do have to see it through to completion to receive my universe, though.

My source? I made this up.

>>716109435
You haven't even got into the possibility of eternal return, either. If you live a miserable life and kill yourself then as far as you know that could just be your entire existence repeating forever. You have to take what you have.

>>716110647

I've been replaying HM2 to get S ranks on as many of the levels as I can after A+ ranking everything on HM1. Really fun when it all comes together, but fuck Dead Ahead even though I S'd it, dogshit level.

>>716110861
Prove me wrong
Most of these people aren't even real. There are a few actual souls lurking around (comparative to total human population), but most people are just shuffling husks or AI.

>>716110791
No you don't, go out and kill as many as you want. You not doing this every minute is proof you are constantly making the choice to do otherwise. But since you never will, you really have no choice, despite the very real choice you have to do it every blinking moment.

True freedom lies in non existing, as soon as you make a choice you limit yourself to that existence. The only way to be truly free is to not existence, and not rely on anything. If eternal recurrence existed then the ideal existence would be that of a stillborn, living only for the briefest of moments and spending the most time as nothing

>>716110220
I notice you did not call him a liar

>>716109435
Good bait

>>716110647
Your assumption is correct, but incomplete. To become worthy of godhood, one must completely understand life itself. That is to say, you must experience the life of EVERY single human in existence, past, present, and future. During the limbo in between, you are always given a choice to retire and return to the void, and every time you begin anew your memory is reset, and you know not how many you've already seen and how many are still to come.

Knowing this, will you still carry on?

>>716113329

>>716109435
>Do not ever milk yourself anon.
What did he mean by this?

>>716111593
its a schizo post

>thread about chickens
>it's actually existentialism

>>716106440 (OP)
I'm terrified because there's 3 outcomes. 1, I disappear entirely and my consciousness fades away leaving nothing
2, The afterlife is real but I end up in a bad place with eternal torture
3, The afterlife is real, but I have an eternity. After I've done everything and seem everything, after solving the entity of pi, and reading every book in the library of Babel, still an eternity would remain