Thread 716106526 - /v/ [Archived: 180 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:09:19 AM No.716106526
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RodianLeviathanPrisoner
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There needs to be real, physical consequences for developers who ship shit game games:

Minor bug = 20 lashes to the back
Bugs that cause CTD = 30 lashes to the back and soles of feet
Game breaking bugs = Branding with red hot iron
Over 100gb of uncompressed textures/audio = 2 years in jail
Over $80 starting price = Your family pets are killed in front of you
Day-1 DLC that is just cut content = Castration or clitoral removal (no anesthetics)
Epic exclusive = Your child/wife/mother is raped they killed in front of you
Undisclosed AI art = Removal of the eyes with hot pokers
Antagonising customers over social media = Entire team is put to death
Hiring Indians to do ANY work on your game = Entire population of India is put to death

>but this will make it so that no dev will ever release a game!!
Good, that's the point.
Replies: >>716107092 >>716107412 >>716109242
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:19:20 AM No.716107092
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>>716106526 (OP)
APPROVED
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:24:22 AM No.716107412
>>716106526 (OP)
>Antagonising
>s
Foreigner detected. Opinion discarded.
Also, no good game is under 100GB.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:54:45 AM No.716109242
>>716106526 (OP)
Death can't be applied here because a lot of people yearn for death. The whole team gets killed because one guy feels suicidal one night.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:55:52 AM No.716109319
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>There needs to be real, physical consequences