Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:09:19 AM No.716106526
There needs to be real, physical consequences for developers who ship shit game games:
Minor bug = 20 lashes to the back
Bugs that cause CTD = 30 lashes to the back and soles of feet
Game breaking bugs = Branding with red hot iron
Over 100gb of uncompressed textures/audio = 2 years in jail
Over $80 starting price = Your family pets are killed in front of you
Day-1 DLC that is just cut content = Castration or clitoral removal (no anesthetics)
Epic exclusive = Your child/wife/mother is raped they killed in front of you
Undisclosed AI art = Removal of the eyes with hot pokers
Antagonising customers over social media = Entire team is put to death
Hiring Indians to do ANY work on your game = Entire population of India is put to death
>but this will make it so that no dev will ever release a game!!
Good, that's the point.
Minor bug = 20 lashes to the back
Bugs that cause CTD = 30 lashes to the back and soles of feet
Game breaking bugs = Branding with red hot iron
Over 100gb of uncompressed textures/audio = 2 years in jail
Over $80 starting price = Your family pets are killed in front of you
Day-1 DLC that is just cut content = Castration or clitoral removal (no anesthetics)
Epic exclusive = Your child/wife/mother is raped they killed in front of you
Undisclosed AI art = Removal of the eyes with hot pokers
Antagonising customers over social media = Entire team is put to death
Hiring Indians to do ANY work on your game = Entire population of India is put to death
>but this will make it so that no dev will ever release a game!!
Good, that's the point.
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