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Anonymous No.716114613 [Report] >>716115054 >>716115379 >>716115401 >>716115510 >>716115802 >>716115909 >>716116139 >>716116347 >>716116450 >>716116880 >>716118306 >>716118738 >>716120678 >>716120936
Um… expeditionsisters?
Looks like Donkey Kong Bananza is even better than we thought. What’s the next play on the agenda? We’re about to lose GOTY
Anonymous No.716115052 [Report]
It's Deep Rock Galactic: Nintendo edition
Anonymous No.716115054 [Report] >>716115315
>>716114613 (OP)
>geoff shilley
Anonymous No.716115062 [Report]
If Nintendo wins GOTY their studio gets bombed
Anonymous No.716115108 [Report]
If Nintendo wins GOTY their studio gets fucking bombed
Anonymous No.716115238 [Report] >>716115395
this guy played 3 video games in his life, of course he's impressed
Anonymous No.716115315 [Report]
>>716115054
He’s part of the reason everyone believes all nintendo games are now $90. Are you stupid
Anonymous No.716115379 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
Hmm E33 has jumping in it, It's janky as shit but let's pretend E33 has surpassed Nintendo's platforming.
Anonymous No.716115395 [Report]
>>716115238
this.
Anonymous No.716115401 [Report] >>716115541 >>716115653 >>716115842
>>716114613 (OP)
oh so now suddenly this massive shill who praises every game on his shitty show like the second coming of christ is suddenly word of God
Anonymous No.716115430 [Report] >>716115590 >>716115694
Kind of fucked when the best praise for a game is that it works.
Anonymous No.716115510 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
>What’s the next play on the agenda?
I don't know I'm too busy playing more than one video game, which is more than my Switch 2 has right now.
Anonymous No.716115541 [Report] >>716115710
>>716115401
Name the last nintendo game geoff shilled
Anonymous No.716115590 [Report]
>>716115430
You’re too busy ignoring all the other praise it receives
Anonymous No.716115653 [Report]
>>716115401
Lets see your show then
Anonymous No.716115694 [Report]
>>716115430
>"game is just smashing, no way it works"
>"kind of fucked when the best praise for a game is that it works"
Anonymous No.716115710 [Report] >>716115906
>>716115541
tears of the kingdom
which was a cashgrab asset flip that cemented the direction zelda would go in
Anonymous No.716115802 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
The character designs are so ugly i'll never play it
Anonymous No.716115842 [Report]
>>716115401
Tbh it's in his interest to attempt to attract the audience of every game he wants to fill out the GOTY roster at TGAs to maximise the viewerbase. It's like how last year Black Myth Wukong "managed" to get nominated despite being middling crap

The show is rigged because the GOTY nominations are blatantly specially selected to have at least 1 Sony, Nintendo, Indie representation, a classic remake from a big pub and then anything else that would boost viewership.
Anonymous No.716115906 [Report]
>>716115710
Isn't Tears Of The Kingdom also the highest rated game of 2025?
Anonymous No.716115909 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
Geoff is a subhuman soulless shill, but DKB is still a great game.
Anonymous No.716115951 [Report]
remember when he said nintendo switch 2 would show something new at his summergamesfest show this year and it was just the Sonic Racing game port that is on everything including the switch 1
Anonymous No.716116115 [Report]
I like the Donkey Kong game, but thinking anything other than e33 is going to when goty is massive cope. It's like botw and Elden Ring before it in that it's not even exciting to speculate. It's just blatantly obvious. Just debate the other awards
Anonymous No.716116139 [Report] >>716117079
>>716114613 (OP)
>Um… expeditionsisters?
Why do you feel the need to make everything into queer collectives?
Anonymous No.716116347 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
No way it's winning GOTY after Astro Bot just won last year unless here's REALLY trying to get on Nintendo's good graces. Which I doubt.
Anonymous No.716116450 [Report] >>716116529
>>716114613 (OP)
>level design.
>it's just a few indestructible objects encased in mountains of breakable dirt and stone with Mcguffins buried in it.
Anonymous No.716116529 [Report] >>716116692
>>716116450
>level design
>it's just level design
Anonymous No.716116692 [Report] >>716116723 >>716116761 >>716116793 >>716117460
>>716116529
It's sandbox islands that you can sweep clean within 20 mins at the slowest. Even Sunshine's fluddless stages had more thought put into it.
Anonymous No.716116723 [Report] >>716116814
>>716116692
I know you're a casual idiot, but you should learn what level design means.
Anonymous No.716116761 [Report]
>>716116692
That's just blatantly wrong. Stop talking about games you haven't played you fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.716116793 [Report]
>>716116692
You guys will say the most retarded shit to uphold your principle of hating every new game.
Anonymous No.716116814 [Report] >>716116897
>>716116723
I know you're a faggot because I'm insulting Geoff for being "amazed and impressed by the next level wizardry" that is Banaza's level design. When it's a drag and drop job at best.
Anonymous No.716116880 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
I agree with him but the Game Awards are still gay and lame
Anonymous No.716116883 [Report] >>716120753
goatse
Anonymous No.716116897 [Report]
>>716116814
It's so cute when you retards pretend you know what words mean.
Anonymous No.716117079 [Report] >>716118136
>>716116139
/v/ is a queer board
Anonymous No.716117460 [Report]
>>716116692
Explain what level design means. I'll wait for your little brown smooth brain to come up with a random, retarded definition that doesn't apply because you don't know what you're talking about. DKB has pretty good level design, and the fully destructible terrain is just one part of it. The game even has cool little details like if you strip away the grass, it exposes the soil underneath. If you strike a rock, cracks begin to form. And if you dig near water, the ground gradually darkens as moisture seeps in. I know you're assblasted about Nintendo being successful and haven't even played the game (you saw a webm on /v/ and that's it) but this shit is just sad at this point. And the game isn't even about "Mcguffins" you stupid fuck. Banana gems aren't even required. Stop using this website if you have nothing to say or can offer insightful tidbits or anything like of OC at all.
Anonymous No.716118136 [Report]
>>716117079
To queers every board is a queer board. That's the problem with queers. They ruin everything.
Anonymous No.716118306 [Report] >>716118406
>>716114613 (OP)
Expedition 33 really lives rent-free in Tendie's mind.
Anonymous No.716118406 [Report]
>>716118306
>He said, already in the process of making the 43rd DK seethe thread of the hour
Anonymous No.716118738 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
At the very least it would make more sense than Astrobot getting it, but I'll be noticing a pattern if it does
Anonymous No.716119295 [Report]
>dropping to 15fps is wizardry
Anonymous No.716120678 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
>We’re about to lose GOTY
Lmao. There are about 0 chances for a kiddie game to actually steal this from Expedition 33.
Sure, it may be well done and probably fun, but it's ultimately a minor game for children, as most Nintendo games are.
Anonymous No.716120753 [Report] >>716120991
>>716116883
>Banana Burger, brah?!
Kill all localizers.
Anonymous No.716120936 [Report]
>>716114613 (OP)
I don't care at all if Expedition 33 or Bananza wins Keighley's slop show. Both are great games that would be more than acceptable as winners, and I'd rather see worse games dunked on than bother spending my energy acting like either game deserves to be shit on in favor of the other.
Anonymous No.716120991 [Report]
>>716120753
The idea of the zebras saying "brah" feels like the exact kind of pun I'd expect in Japanese, so wouldn't be surprised if it's a fairly faithful translation in this case.