Why isn't there more bald men in vidya? - /v/ (#716123862) [Archived: 166 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:28:23 AM No.716123862
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I feel I'm not represented as a baldman
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:29:56 AM No.716123932
You're feeling unrepresented? Try being a long-haired blonde man. Oh wait, you can't.
Anyway there are more bald vidya characters than long-haired blonde dudes.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:31:02 AM No.716123974
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I'd say there's a decent amount of them.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:32:23 AM No.716124040
Try having a large afro, you're always a joke. I had an afro in highschool Id take the time to pick out and bullied would always throw junk in my hair, it wasn't funny.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:39:48 AM No.716124301
>>716123974
Kane is from The 90s
C and c likes bald baddies
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:43:01 AM No.716124418
>>716123862 (OP)
Requires face to be impressive. Rare talent to know and be able to show something right. Maybe need to know what makes up such features. Some are hard gained and some people spend their whole lives assigning hardship to others, don't want what's right respected, don't want to lose their position, bear some the hardcore have.
Softcore, hardcore whatever. Not compromised. On a mission maybe.

And there are those that want that associated with otherwise. Lies. Shrinks instead of soldiers. Or degrees of alike students instead of what rescues and makes alternatives for what the university educated scum inflict on experiments.

Hair is ok, some more complexity. Face matters more. You can build around a look. What the character deserves, furthers, does. Where they need to be/shine.

Artists maybe trying to do right by them. Don't deny the hardship, but give them something special. Happy ending even. As close to that without it being fake.

Their game played.

Bald means a no tolerance policy. Skinhead. Army. Maybe more relatable with hair. More understanding. Won't headbutt, snarl and fight them for being wrong. Forgive careless transgressions, see failure as unintentional. Have faith.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:24:00 PM No.716126168
>>716124418
Why do you write like that
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:30:05 PM No.716129036
>>716123862 (OP)
How are you supposed to take a bald protagonist seriously? Agent 47 is bald because it's funny seeing suspicious bald man being stealthy and trying to blend-in a crowd.
There's no reason to depict bald guy unless they have a funny reason to do so like that.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:30:57 PM No.716129082
>>716123862 (OP)
you are a failed man
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:34:29 PM No.716132158
>>716123932
Human Arthas
Zato-One
Lucius
...
Yeah, I can't think of anyone else that isn't a villain or otherwise non playable.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:38:49 PM No.716132375
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>>716124040
afro people were awesome, we'd play games such as "how much random bullshit from our pencil cases could we thread into it" and usually it was like 80 pencils and we'd have a laugh when he'd shake it all out. Or one time i called him a curly haired fuck and he called me a faggot. Theyre some of my favourite memories. Bald people on the other hand were always shitters for some reason
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:44:20 PM No.716132708
>>716123862 (OP)
Bald men just look like jokes unless there's a reason for it.
> Have some fucking tattoo/magic brand on the guy's head that allows them magical powers or something at the cost of their scalp being reaped by norwood permanently.
> Agent 47 works because he's a Mr. Generic in an agency full of Mr. Generics selected for anonymity and blending in outfits better.
etc.
>>716132375
Bald people who lost the norwood reaper lottery will always be bitter if they see even a bit of hair on a man's head and will lash out against anyone growing their mane out. (Timcast's bald friends and Timmy himself are prime example of poorly balding mad at the norwood and projecting onto healthy people making a point to always point at people with long male hair as bad, evil etc for having that much hair lol.)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:45:41 PM No.716132786
Bald of evil.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:45:48 PM No.716132794
>>716123862 (OP)
There were PLENTY in the 2005-2010 era
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:47:27 PM No.716132895
So many games are character customization based now that you can make your own bald protag if you want
sage
7/22/2025, 3:14:30 PM No.716134757
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>>716123862 (OP)


Its time to SPLIT

Seriously though I agree, I always make my avatar bald. My gnome im BG3 was a bald chad and everyone wanted to fuck him. Feelsgoodman.jpg
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:15:41 PM No.716134839
>>716123932
Long haired blondes are about1% of males, bald men are like 50%
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:17:34 PM No.716134962
>>716123862 (OP)
Nigger, bald men representation was during 7th gen
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:59:33 PM No.716138170
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>>716123974
Its weird how baldness was a sign of being a badass in those times. Also the single earing
Stone cold and Michael Jordan rocking them

Now youd get called a gay Mr clean
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:09:54 PM No.716138887
>>716123862 (OP)
Why did he kill that journalist