Thread 716126320 - /v/ [Archived: 216 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:27:41 PM No.716126320
donkey kong shells an innocent village_thumb.jpg
donkey kong shells an innocent village_thumb.jpg
md5: 64f7d021e51c45242add3cde7e2a36ae๐Ÿ”
how is a game this fun allowed to exist
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:29:53 PM No.716126430
wow... im pissing myself with excitement
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:31:54 PM No.716126516
>>716126320 (OP)
Oh boy another botw asset flip
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:32:55 PM No.716126560
Shit you find entertaining when your console has 2 games...
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:33:48 PM No.716126606
please don't bully the rock people
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:35:44 PM No.716126680
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1746794502330324_thumb.jpg
md5: b6090dacec4b01c29beb699f4ce84d66๐Ÿ”
>>716126320 (OP)
OP here, sorry I posted a wrong video first, this the video I meant to post
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:36:50 PM No.716126726
>>716126680
YO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:37:26 PM No.716126758
>dude make your own fun
How about make actual levels you lazy millennial devs
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:37:58 PM No.716126772
>>716126320 (OP)
>ps2 graphics but with screen space shaders
so this is the power of a $700 console
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:38:19 PM No.716126792
>>716126320 (OP)
silky smooth framerate, you tendies really are eating good
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:41:16 PM No.716126918
>>716126320 (OP)
I'm mad that Nintendo is capable of this and we have to wait 25 years after DK64 to get it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:42:54 PM No.716126990
Aren't you digging into the earth? Why is every level floating?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:44:08 PM No.716127046
>>716126320 (OP)
Why is this a downgrade to how mario odyssey looked? It had simple graphics, but it had an actual art direction.
This just looks like vomit on a screen
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:45:42 PM No.716127127
>>716127046
If you weren't alive in the 90s you won't understand the visual style it's going for.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:48:29 PM No.716127228
>>716127046
I dont understand what you mean by this, everything is visually distinct here
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:48:30 PM No.716127229
>>716126320 (OP)
You broke that guy's skull
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:49:04 PM No.716127254
>>716126320 (OP)
Yeah I just freed Pauline, itโ€™s been an excellent time so far. First boss was probably too easy and I doubt the bosses will get much harder but Iโ€™m looking forward to playing more
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:50:54 PM No.716127330
>>716127228
Distinct does not equal good. Sure you can tell what everything is, but it all looks like absolute shit.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:54:41 PM No.716127465
>>716127330
I'm just not following, we looking at the same game here?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:56:00 PM No.716127506
>>716126320 (OP)
Why don't you ask your mother and tell us what she replies
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:58:07 PM No.716127602
>>716127506
OP's mother here.
That was very inappropriate, behave yourself young man.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:58:46 PM No.716127625
marisoul
marisoul
md5: 11f76b82c1e9eb8b21578a05ae499891๐Ÿ”
>>716127330
>>716127046
so this looks like shit yeah?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:59:45 PM No.716127672
>>716127602
How was it inappropriate, miss?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:00:15 PM No.716127691
>>716127602
post tits please
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:03:19 PM No.716127843
>>716127602
How old is your son?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:04:23 PM No.716127886
>>716126320 (OP)
Buy an ad, troonanza fag
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:05:26 PM No.716127937
>>716127843
he turns 9 next month.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:06:23 PM No.716127971
>>716126320 (OP)
You are retarded
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:06:38 PM No.716127980
>>716126320 (OP)
Looks like a half assed indie game?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:07:23 PM No.716128006
>>716126320 (OP)
WOW.. so much fun
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:07:41 PM No.716128014
>>716127046
You're comparing it to Mario Odyssey but the new DK really is just a reskin of Astro Bot, that's why the art direction is twice as shitty
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:17:11 PM No.716128443
What's fun about punching holes into the ground?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:20:09 PM No.716128583
>>716127046
pseudo voxel graphics
jap programmers
fisher price 2 tablet whose performance is eaten up by higher res
can't upscale render distance and destructible environment
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:23:31 PM No.716128732
>>716126320 (OP)

This and odyssey has some of the worst color level scheming. Like how do you go from 3D world to this?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:27:47 PM No.716128937
>>716126320 (OP)
Is Nintendo now just going to reskin their new games under existing IPs?
Can't wait for Air Riders to release and its actually a Battle Royale game with optional vehicles.
Metroid will feature an extraction shooter
Pikmin will have Vampire Survivor gameplay
Starfox become a Hero Shooter
Kid Icarus returns as a souls like
Why not make Chibi Robo a rougelite
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:30:52 PM No.716129076
>>716126320 (OP)
I feel like the terrain tech ruins a lot of the level design. Sure it's fun as fuck but being able to punch through most things makes it so that I just go in a straight line to banana most of the time.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:41:43 PM No.716129601
>>716126320 (OP)

The aesthetic fucking sucks and the world seems pure shit
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:43:42 PM No.716129682
>>716129076
just like Zelda. You can climb everything, you can get to a high spot and glide everywhere. You can create an upstream everywhere. There is no point to a hookshot because the game already gives you 20 options to get literally everywhere.
Not to mention hover bike.

I miss when games slowly opened up to players by giving them more tools for traversal
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:44:29 PM No.716129721
last 30 posts are samefags jesus christ get a fucking therapist
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:46:01 PM No.716129796
15
15
md5: 234e7c745baf81ae9494a1654b475ff7๐Ÿ”
This game looks revolting
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:48:53 PM No.716129918
>>716128937
nah man miyamoto just saw your post and decided they're just going to keep make mario 64, starfox 64, and ocarina of time forever
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:50:26 PM No.716129985
>>716127046
they wanted all the environment destructible, so everything's modeled that way
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:51:40 PM No.716130036
>>716127046
The graphics are worse because it takes 10x more CPU to process all the voxel destruction shit. I don't know why the art direction is worse, every layer looks ilke it's made of the same kinda plastic rock but different colors. Odyssey made the kingdoms look unique and interesting but now every layer is a worse looking Luncheon.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:55:12 PM No.716130207
Tree_Top_Town[1]
Tree_Top_Town[1]
md5: 962fdb77935fa9b9a5ed179146f48d1e๐Ÿ”
>>716129601
Seriously I don't know why they didn't just go with the classic DKC tropes like comfy treetop houses. Exploring these areas in full 3D would've been amazing.
>because treetops would make no sense with the under-the-surface gimmick
Well then it's a shit gimmick.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:56:59 PM No.716130286
art team vs level designer team
art team vs level designer team
md5: 7a5012beb8d63f2ff5aaf2081199305d๐Ÿ”
>>716129918
nice sarcasm bro, I wouldn't complain about TOTK, but its more copy and pasted than MM.

You couldn't even say donkey kong 64 because this game was already an outlier.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:00:40 PM No.716130469
Poppy yawn
Poppy yawn
md5: d9a2ea76a9b8874214040c983d2d9971๐Ÿ”
Nice that Nintendo added something for the dads
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:34:08 PM No.716132136
>>716126516
BUT VOXELS ANON, VOXELS!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:40:18 PM No.716132471
>>716126320 (OP)
jesus christ, this is what the pedo monkey game looks like?
its like a shitty 2 dollar mobile game thats a rip off of a bigger franchise
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:15:50 PM No.716134848
>>716126320 (OP)
This looks terrible.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:17:25 PM No.716134950
>>716126320 (OP)
>objective: head to the planet core
kino
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:21:56 PM No.716135324
file
file
md5: 484e4b6021384ab42b548d310e943a58๐Ÿ”
>>716126320 (OP)
Are 8-bit alphas a lot technology or something?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:23:30 PM No.716135436
This shit seriously looks like some of the most boring shit conceivable.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:44:19 PM No.716137054
>>716135324
Actual alpha transparency is genuinely one of the most unnecessarily taxing things you can do in a game. Even on PC that shit tanks framerates in all but the most turbooptimized games. Dithered transparency looks fine and accomplishes the same job for far less resource hogging.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:45:53 PM No.716137183
>>716126320 (OP)
you should play half life 2 sometimes, the aerly 00s physics will melt your brain
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:58:27 PM No.716138085
wtews3jb0hlc1[1]
wtews3jb0hlc1[1]
md5: f2389ba9226930fba4559bbb3bd0530c๐Ÿ”
>>716126772
You wish, ps2 games looked way better