When was the last time getting a game made you this happy?

>>716135542 (OP)
Witcher 3.

Oof that's bad speak.
I'll let you sort that out

Donkey Kong Bananza

what the fuck were they thinking

>>716135542 (OP)
It's been years can you stop posting xer now?

>>716135542 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zroFzv7sFis

You know what never makes me happy?
Seeing a black.

>>716135784
I still don't believe it's real. She's just way too hideous.

>>716136246
How do you cope with Barret being around all the time then?

>>716135542 (OP)
Smash Ultimate during a midnight launch event

>>716135645
Kek, I wish he did more videos

>>716135542 (OP)
i don't remember anymore

playing elin

>>716135542 (OP)
i bet this lady is nice as hell. would let you play with her doggie and bake you pastries and stuff.

>>716135542 (OP)
this made me cancel amazon

>>716137025
Please go away, reddit

>>716135542 (OP)
Never, because I'm not a woke ai gen'd blob
The last time I enjoyed a game launch and the feeling stayed was probably smash 3DS (I've easily put hundreds of hours into smash run)
Before that? Umm... I don't really remember. Gaming is pretty much dead to me as if the last year or two. I jyst hang around for any news of gaming returning to some form of norm
>>716136645
I got the smash edition switch. I was hyped, but immediately let down when I realized that event mode and rosterfagging were the main points of the game. Plant and joker gave me a bad feeling about the remaining roster, and for my tastes, I was pretty much right. Not that I'll get a switch 2, but I hope modes reclaim the priority, and the roster calms the fuck down, because I have no positive expectations for future fighter additions

>>716135542 (OP)
why is she so ugly?
why is she so fat?
i'm already surrounded by ugly people in my city, can't they just cast good looking people if they want me to use their service?
>pic rel
ahh

>>716137198
>can't they just cast good looking people if they want me to use their service?
Not in the 21st century. People want to see themselves, and most people are butt ugly.

>>716135542 (OP)
Mirror's Edge such a beautiful energetic game

>>716137025
more like help you cross the border to canada

Look up

>>716135784
>you vill see potato shaped gorilla woman and you vill like zer

>>716135542 (OP)
when my ex fiancee came to my country to see me

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>>716137198
Poor, fat, lazy, stupid, and ugly people (so basically ≥90% of muricans) have made helped make amazon what it is today. It only stands to reason that amazon would depict the lowest common denominator personified

>>716137647
holy shit

>>716135784
exactly what they wanted
it caused a massive reaction which was the goal
people talked a ton about prime day because of it

>>716135542 (OP)
playing Bellwright until they fucked the performance because its UE5 slop

>>716135542 (OP)
That thing is happy?

>>716137647
Lost

>>716138063
If the POV is that of a Popeyes Chicken bag? Yes.

>>716137025
heckin wholesome

Left 4 Dead 2. Played it quite a long time ago and recently wanted to try it again with someone I know.

Turned out my wife's brother and my wife's bull both did have this game bought, so all we needed to do was getting a copy for my wife and we were set.

I was carrying the team and it felt awesome. I didn't feel that good in years. We managed to beat No Mercy and The Parish in one night, although in both instances I was the only one to make it into the chopper.

It felt really nostalgic though, I kinda miss the old days, back at the university when I was able to play all night.

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>>716137647
If the arm was coming out of the box it'd be a 10/10

RDR2

Is there a bazz edit of that picture?

>>716135542 (OP)
aaawww she's smiling

>>716137979
Yeah, imagine all the publicity they'd have gotten if they put Hitler in an Amazon ad.

>>716135784
something like
>we want the shaniqua sheeboon audience

>>716137979
are you saying amazon was intentionally ragebaiting using an ugly black woman cause they know people hate them?

>>716135542 (OP)

>>716137979
or what's more likely is that amazon's advertising department is filled with leftoid diversity hires

>>716136406
>I still don't believe it's real. She's just way too hideous.

>>716139378
Top left looks like a One Piece fishman

>>716135542 (OP)
isn't this from 5 years ago?

>>716137647

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>>716135542 (OP)
Just think, somebody out there has this thing their gf and has to fuck and kiss it every night.

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>>716140017
so does bottom left

>>716135784
Remember when there was a "Black Voices" section on amazon. Gave me schizo vibes.

>>716137398
I'm not a hot Android with robocunny trying to escape the purge.

>>716139149
yes

>>716135645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrEUzKTt7j0

I honestly dont know it was maybe Elin ? But idk i played that game for like 2h then dropped it waiting to get more updates or maybe Sons of the Forest ?

Gravity Rush 2 I think and that was 2017

>>716140123
She's not wearing a mask, so no.

I don’t really remember the last time I felt excitement for anything

>>716145927
same, for like an album from a band I like will be announced and after months of waiting I’ll listen to it once MAYBE twice, not remember any of the lyrics or titles of the song and just feel nothing. I know something is off but I also don’t want to take drugs

>>716137693
>have made helped make

>>716135542 (OP)

>game has a grappling system

>>716139378
guy on bottom right was released a couple days ago lol

>>716139378
I meant as a part of an ad. I know blacks can be butt ugly.

>>716136406
I was jumpscared by it when I was shopping a few years ago.
Its real. No one wanted to talk about it, but I still remember that day.

>>716135542 (OP)
When KCD2 was announced.

>>716135542 (OP)
Where is the video?

>>716135542 (OP)
talking about happiness is problematic and dangerous, some people have a condition that makes them feel sad all the time and these discussions might be a trigger for their self-harm tendencies

>>716137647
Amazon packages come with Porch Pirate Repellant technology now?

>>716150313
Yes its called living nowhere near 'rogs.

>>716135542 (OP)
Xenoblade 1

>>716135542 (OP)
I appreciate that she’s basically become the leering face of current year globohomo dystopia.

>>716137025
No, I get more “intentionally hold up the line at a store being difficult” vibes.

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>>716135542 (OP)
This is the last thing you seen before a boot is on your neck, forever

>>716135784
>we need to satisfy the rabid internet who are constantly pushing more DIE
>Okay, so we hired a black woman, 2 for 1 bargain on DEI so we'll use her
>Alright, she only has to smile at the camera anyway
>WHAT THE FUCK SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FOUND THE CUPCAKE THAT RAN AWAY
>D-do we reshoot the pictures?
>We can't, she'll kick up a fuss online if we don't use her now and then our ass is chocolate cake in the amazon box.

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>>716136689
Is he even alive? His content is top notch but I would understand if he just gave up on everything.

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>>716135542 (OP)
Probably Yoshi's Story for N64.

>>716139168
was waiting for this to be posted

>>716153856
I was 7 when that game came out and my friend got it for his birthday along with a really cool slip n slide. He was really excited to show me the slip n slide and play with it but like a little asshole I just wanted to play the “new game!” he got. He reluctantly agreed and I still feel kind of bad about this nearly 30 years ago despite not having spoken to the guy in probably 25 years

>>716136413
Cloud has worse problems on his plate than that.

>>716154219
Yoshi's Island was so good, I was hyped for Yoshi's Story, it was kind of disappointing actually. I was 7 years old too.

>>716139378
>da leader
>da brains
>da muscle
>la'treighvon's uncle as comic relief

>>716154357
In hindsight story did not live up to the hype that island brought

>>716136246
Michael jackson was the only black to ever make me smile.

I found a copy of Eternal Darkness for real cheap on eBay a few days ago and played it all weekend :)

>>716135542 (OP)
Donkey Kong Bananza. Best platformer I've played since Mario Odyssey.

seriously tho, why are all non-whites so fucking hideous?

>>716154785
Bad video to post because the bitch on the left isn't particularly attractive either.

>>716154894
>bitch on the left isn't particularly attractive either.

>>716135542 (OP)
Why do companies always choose the most nightmarish creatures to put on their ads? That's a fucking creepypasta monster.

>>716135784
get the dumbest demographic to spend their welfare checks.

>>716155008
ts doesn't even make sense, indians and mexicans fucking love white women

>>716146520
What’s the source for this one?

Bloodstained

SOTN nostalgia didn't disappoint

>>716135784
>Amazon: I think we should-
>Larry Fink: Oop! No no no, this is what you will do my little slut, or you wont get our filthy money

>>716139378
And we're supposed to believe these things are the same species as us?

>>716154894
Every new Yakuza game

>>716137025
I think that's the HR lady from that dystopian workplace, sleep in the pod video from a few years back.

>noob enters high level area

>>716155426
Deshawn Leeth

>>716155075
They think they're being more inclusive. Do you know chimpanzees have been recorded killing the undesirables of their society? The ones they deem ugly, weak, useless? Chimps are our closest ancestors and yet other animals do this too. Maybe nature is trying to tell us something.