Is this the first objectively bad game from Nintendo, bros?

This is the state of /v/ lmao

arse

I saw this game discounted at Costco for like 30 bucks. Honestly never saw a faster discount for a Nintendo game ever in my life. I bet they regret putting a female protagonist. No one likes playing as girls except trans fags

>its bad because it just is

>>716137560
people just wanted to see zeldas ass jiggle when climbing around, chibishit was not what they were expecting

>>716137274 (OP)
you have to be 18 or older to post here

>>716137274 (OP)
Nope. It's one of their best and crushes the last decade of PC and PS5 exclusives easily.

>we’re now pretending this was a good game

It isn’t bad as much as it’s 600$

>>716137274 (OP)
It's not even their first bad Donkey Kong game.

>>716137560
Who the fuck does this appeal to just looking at the box art other than tendie cultist tranny pedophiles and 5 year old girls with autism

I'll probably get a lot of shit for this but...

>>716137274 (OP)
why the funny monke game mindbroked vee so hard?

None of the games posted in this thread are bad

>>716138405
It's Nintendo so it's bad, anon

>>716137274 (OP)
only women can't enjoy this
smashing and breaking things is in my nature
it's kino

>>716137274 (OP)
You lost and got raped, eric.

>>716138620
That was a success chud

>>716138563
>only women can't enjoy this
This honestly seems to be the case

>>716137274 (OP)
there's no way it's anywhere near as bad as this shit

>>716138765
>RE4 Remake - 10/10
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote

>>716137560
shut up, retard

>>716138765
>re ratings
Shut the fuck up

>>716138765
>sonygra hates nintendo
lmao

>>716138003
This was such a weird turn from DK and DK jr, the fuck were they smoking.

>>716138920
She covers herself up in that Varia Suit so she looks and pretends to be a man. You know it and I know it

DK Bazinga is a SENSORY TOY

you smash through different physically propertied materials like sand, mud, cheese, rock, glass

SENSORY TOY with platformer collectathon characteristics

You have my permission to quote this discovery

>>716137274 (OP)
>Is this the first objectively bad game from Nintendo, bros?
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>716139090
The fact that people threw a shitfit over the game where Samus is the most exposed and female presenting speaks volumes

>>716138216
the japanese like cute games

>>716137875
Actually it's $70

>>716137274 (OP)
I liked it more than most of the other shit they've made in like the past 7 years.

>>716138228
Those were good games. The only downside is that you're going into them expecting Wind Waker quality but just getting something experimental the B team made.

First of all, Bananza is a masterpiece, fuck off snoy

Second, Picrel is

>>716138228
Phantom Hourglass is a top 3 2D Zelda. Spirit Tracks is shit though.

>>716137560
>Come up with 2 good styles for 3d 2d zeldas
>Let's make plastic slop instead also add some botw slop on top so we can make the first bad 2d zelda

>>716139101
>Video games are toys
Bro, we already knew this.

>>716141657
its a VIRTUAL SENSORY TOY you tardlinger

>>716139726
Japanese are retarded mobile gachaslop consoomers
Stop thinking they're the gold standard

>>716137848
that was always a good game. People were retarded in the early 00's, and got mad about a Luigi survival horror pastiche, not being Mario 65.

>>716142279
video games are all sensory toys.

>480p 30fps
>2 hours of gameplay
>$600 + tax + tip
The only thing making this game famous is Pauline’s feet, which admittedly are extremely critically acclaimed and beloved in the video game movement. If they gave her shoes no one would play this “game”.

>>716143990
your copes would work better if they had a shred of honesty

>>716137274 (OP)
First? They haven't made a single good game in over 15 years.

It picks up at the snow layer. So does the difficulty (still easy).

>>716144532
That's like 1/4 through the game

>>716143990
>$600 + tax + tip
In what third world currency?

>>716137274 (OP)
There are definitely older examples, but this is the first one that springs to mind.