>>716138952 (OP)
The other 99% of the rest of the game where you're a dude in a fantasy realm slashing goblins with a sword and throwing bombs at lizard monsters is the part that attracts males, faggot ass bot.

>>716138952 (OP)
everything is (and should be) made on purpose to attract (hetero) males

>>716138952 (OP)
I can't believe they wanted a tranny to play as picrel

>>716138952 (OP)

>>716139476
Is this OK for a 16 year old princess?

>>716141214
she should be younger

Everything that matters in the world is the result of something attracting the eye of at least one straight male.
Would you have rather preferred Zelda to be a fat brown amputee with a septum piercing and danger hair?

>>716141717
Anon, I don't think girls develop butts this big before the age of 16.

>>716141214
I see more flesh than this at church.

>>716141886
Honestly I rarely see 16 year olds with butts like this

>>716141994
Only rarely noticing the butts of 16 year olds is good practice.

>>716141214
>>716141843
>>716141994
I don't think people realize how fat her ass is. Too much porn damage.

>>716138952 (OP)
My life was sightly less shit when botw was current

>>716138952 (OP)
When Tendies talk about anything adult related, it just reminds me of this meme.

>>716143420
I do wish the design wasn't so American, but she's still a cutey, so I give it a pass.

>>716146714
With "American", you mean the fat ass?

It was more supposed to be comedic. Like lol look at the regal princess sticking her butt up into the air to catch a frog.

But yeah girl butts tend to trigger horniness so that happens too.

>>716138952 (OP)
>princess
>behaves like a common slut
i don't get it

>>716147326
If her pants weren't so fucking tight, and if her ass wasn't a donk, there would be no problem.

>>716147148
Yes. Fat asses are gross. They are easily obtained at Starbucks. If they wanted an actually attractive design, they would have focused on accentuating her hips and not given her a McDonald's ass.

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>>716147452
How do you know her ass is fast? Maybe she's a squat bunny?

>>716147631
I mean FAT, not fast.

>>716138952 (OP)
built for slime anal torture

>>716147452
I wish there were more people like you here. Unfortunately, most people think Zelda's fat McDonald's ass is "sexy".

What do we tell them?

>>716138952 (OP)
>>716141214
>>716141843
>>716141994
Made for BWC

>>716147702
Gigantic asses are gross, regardless of the source. Squat butts are almost more gross because she intentionally made her ass look fat. Nice hips, on the other hand, are bestowed upon a woman by the good Lord himself and are a treasure.

Do people like it? Or? Opinions seem to be divided.

>>716147858
There isn't much that can be done for them.
They are brainrotted by porn and ticktock and American media that worships brown bodies.

Zelda's perfect ASS