Thread 716164341 - /v/ [Archived: 92 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:52:10 PM No.716164341
Banjo_Kazooie_Cover
Banjo_Kazooie_Cover
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It's actually so much better than Mario 64 it's unreal
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:53:39 PM No.716164456
>>716164341 (OP)
They're different games and both good for different reasons.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:57:01 PM No.716164727
>>716164456
No, it's legitimately terrible, a total slog to play, and its only appeal is exclusively as an autistic toolbox for speedtroons and romhacks.
>absolutely atrocious camera constantly getting stuck on terrain, spazzing out, facing the wrong direction, refusing to go where you want it to
>slippery and inconsistent physics, especially underwater, snow, or on slopes. Not to mention Mario turns like a fucking boat and ricochets off walls like a fucking bouncy ball
>2D Mario's momentum and physics work in a 2D environment where you always have a perfect view and perspective of the action; it's significantly worse in a 3D environment where you are constantly fighting the camera and there are fundamental limitations to perspective/depth perception
>these momentum and physics are especially egregious when the movement is relative to aforementioned awful automatic camera that refuses to go where you want
>constantly boots you out after every star and makes you retread each stage a half dozen times all the way from the beginning of the stage with a tiny stupid piecemeal change
>a dozen frivolous jumps with dial a combo system for platforming is just extra abstraction bullshit that further separates the game from feeling like a natural extension of self
>overall level/enemy/hazard design are extremely basic and boring, mainly as a result of the extremely open-ended movement combined with the dogshit camera
>constant easter egg hunt for random bullshit grows old very quick
>artstyle is just very bland and the whole game lacks charm and character
It feels like a glorified fucking tech demo for 3D movement. As a game, it is just awful.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:59:05 PM No.716164904
OP is the same person making these threads.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/mario/image/nLZM4SuSR5UIQ6WEpBgP5Q/
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:01:19 PM No.716165073
>>716164904
This, he's also Eric, and Auster, and every other boogeyman the schizos drummed up rolled into one
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:03:32 PM No.716165254
>>716164727
bait used to be believable
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:07:18 PM No.716165532
>>716164727
>dial a combo platforming
every time it makes me chuckle harder
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:20:25 PM No.716166589
file
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:25:49 PM No.716166979
GruntyPretty
GruntyPretty
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>Look at me, Im quite the cutie. I'm not a stupid fag like OP