Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:31:04 AM No.716176082
>*bzz* Sam, do you read me? Fragile here. For your next mission I need you to transport a very special delivery, [JAMALMAN's Sperm Stockpile].
>[JAMALMAN's Sperm Stockpile] is an extremely heavy cargo, our biggest yet, and we at Drawbridge are really adamant that you don't damage it in any way. On a totally unrelated note, you know how those delicious giant bug meals we feed you are pricey, and it would be a real shame if the shortage worsened in your cozy little pod.
>So, you must cross the plate gate from the UVSA (United Villages of Subsaharian Africa) into the TECA (Timmy Ethno-Confederation of America) in order to supply the BBB breeding facilit— I mean, to repopulate our disconnected world or something.
>Can you do this for me? It's important, Sam. Your friend DIE-HARDMAN himself asked me to task you with it, and he tells me that were you to succeed, he may reward you with a cute sticker for your backpack! You like those, right?
>Oh and... lastly, should you detect him and some unusual movement within the base, he's visiting me for uhh... a very urgent briefing.
>We deeply thank you, Sam. We're truly grateful for your irreplaceable work. Now if you excuse me I've got some very important business to attend to here this whole upcoming week, so I might not be able to answer calls. Hope you understand! Keep on keeping on! *bzz*
>[JAMALMAN's Sperm Stockpile] is an extremely heavy cargo, our biggest yet, and we at Drawbridge are really adamant that you don't damage it in any way. On a totally unrelated note, you know how those delicious giant bug meals we feed you are pricey, and it would be a real shame if the shortage worsened in your cozy little pod.
>So, you must cross the plate gate from the UVSA (United Villages of Subsaharian Africa) into the TECA (Timmy Ethno-Confederation of America) in order to supply the BBB breeding facilit— I mean, to repopulate our disconnected world or something.
>Can you do this for me? It's important, Sam. Your friend DIE-HARDMAN himself asked me to task you with it, and he tells me that were you to succeed, he may reward you with a cute sticker for your backpack! You like those, right?
>Oh and... lastly, should you detect him and some unusual movement within the base, he's visiting me for uhh... a very urgent briefing.
>We deeply thank you, Sam. We're truly grateful for your irreplaceable work. Now if you excuse me I've got some very important business to attend to here this whole upcoming week, so I might not be able to answer calls. Hope you understand! Keep on keeping on! *bzz*
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