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>>716186349 (OP)
i prefer my wifes jounger

>>716186435
Same. And preferably purple.

>>716186349 (OP)
All stardew romances are fucking dogshit.
>See bitch
>Look to see what favorite gift is on Wiki
>Bring it to her
>repeat it over and over

How the fuck is this romantic? These bitches have no qualities at all. They aren't sexy, aren't cute, aren't interesting, aren't shit!
Not to mention they are all inexplicably bisexual for some reason.

>>716186349 (OP)
Just think how strong those hips are from being a Rancher.

>>716188521
>being this dense and butt hurt just to get (You)s
Tsk tsk!

Take a pity (You).

>>716188521
What mechanics for romance would you rather have? The whole game has very limited socialisation mechanics (only able to interact twice per day with a villager plus 2 weekly gifts)

>>716188821
Handholding.

>>716186349 (OP)
>Shallow blonde bimbo is actually the least whorish romance in the entire game
Kinda crazy when you think about it.

>>716188965
Just like real life.

>>716189116
>white women
>not whores
lmao

>>716186349 (OP)
Mogged by her sister.

>>716189319
I don’t care about incel propaganda lmao

>StarMILF Valley.

>>716189379
cope. white women are racist whores

>>716189731
But are they racist whores that buy Banana Wine and Pumpkin Juice in bulk?

>>716186435
>>716186809
Jaspedos are the worst.

>>716189731
And that’s a good thing

>>716186349 (OP)
only good for that findom mod

>>716189873
You turned Haley into a Mermaid?

>>716189331
based

>>716188598
The only good part of this boring ass game.

>>716188821
How about dedicated questlines for each of them beyond just bringing them the same item over and over and over again?
Since the characters have set schedules every day of the week, this should be easy.

Here are some examples;
>One character is rumored to sneak out at late at night on the weekends, which you can observe. If you catch her (Abigail) without being noticed, you can follow her to her secret hideaway treehouse where you confront her and unlock her romantic questline.

>If you are present at the beach in a specific time on a specific day, and the kid (Vincent) starts drowning and you have to save him. The mother thanks you profusely and eventually invites you to dinner where you talk a lot with Sam and start his questline.

>Leah's boyfriend returns to town and wants you to help him get back with her, and asks you to do a number of schemes to make it happen (delivering loveletters, secret messages, ect). However, Leah misinterprets all of these and actually thinks they're coming from YOU. She kisses you at the flower festival and the boyfriend emerges furious, prompting a big cutscene where you decide whether to let her go or keep her.

I could do more, but you get the point.
The characters are too basic and need more emotional engagement from the player.
Romance in Stardew should make you feel tension, anxiety, excitement, and warmth, but instead it just feels like another chore.

In addition to that
-Make all the NPCs straight (with the romance questlines being exchanged for friendship questlines if they are same-sex)
-Let you talk to them more than once/twice a day
-Add more interesting rumors/quests/attributes to characters that you can observe and interact with.
-Make them more different than each other
-Add a dislike/hate meter too, so that friendships with some NPCs can cause other NPCs to dislike or resent you. (For example, Alex may start to resent you if you begin sexually pursuing Haley, or vice versa).

Ahhhh that's better

>knock up every whore in town
>in 10 years you'll have cheap labor to start your empire

>>716189379
Actually it's racist propaganda

>>716186349 (OP)
>literally picking the gold digger just cause shes blonde
Dumb Pajeet spotted

>>716186349 (OP)
Oh Hi, Haley. Is Your sister home?

FUCK STARDEW VALLEY
ALL MY HOMIES HATE STARDEW VALLEY
I'D GIVE IT A NEGATIVE REVIEW ON STEAM BUT THAT MEANS I'D HAVE TO BUY IT. FUCK THAT.

>>716186349 (OP)
h-mods?

>>716192213
Feels like when you get to winter first year you've experienced 90% of what the game has to offer. Most of the rest is just fetch quests and busywork. Doesn't help most of the characters are dogshit.

Are there any good mods for Stardew Valley? Half the mods on Nexus make the game even gayer than it is. There's a handful of QoL mods and a few other interesting ones like Animal Husbandry but most of it is just dogshit.

>>716194924
Jas Marriage mod
C-team mod
Ashley mod

>>716188965
She has like 4 innuendo lines after marriage. For context I think there are like 2 other romances that have 1 a piece while the rest have 0.
Haley is just constantly horny.

>>716192403
PIXEL TITS

>>716188521
Had this problem with mass effect and BG3.
Trying to railroad me into romancing someone I have no attraction to.
You know what, I don't think there's been a single video game "romance" route that I ever went down willingly. And you see people gushing about them endlessly, I don't get the appeal.

I really need more Marnie art.

sex with krobus

>>716196595
What's up with those electrical outlets?

Anyone have that old bullying Clint copypasta?

>>716189443
STOP THAT YOU'RE RUINING THE COLLARS OF YOUR CLOTHES DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE SHIT IS THESE DAYS?

>>716197513
Probably something Demetrius made Robin install when she was working on the building.

Man, fuck Demetrius.

>>716196478
you haven't played the right game/found the right vidya/anime girl

>>716186349 (OP)
I really like the portrait mod that makes them look more like Harvest Moon characters.

>>716186349 (OP)
>go for her because she's the prettiest
>get hit with the "ew"
>oh well, at least I can still give her gifts every chance I get
>get hit with the bond event where you save her grandma's necklace and she jump hugs you
>immediately lose interest because it's too unrealistic
It's over... maybe I'll start over as a female

>>716199058
>It's over... maybe I'll start over as a female
Make friends with the Wizard and you don't have to. 4 stars, 500 coins, and a few mods later what was once my strapping lad with a simple shirt and pants is now an attractive brunette in a black dress.

>>716198998
yeah im starting to warm up to them over talkoh's or other portrait mods

>>716195308
hrng.. ashley..

>>716197687
retardGOD-kun...

>>716198998
Honestly, if this was Haley's normal Portrait, I'd probably date her.

We like older women here

>>716186349 (OP)
For me its Jodi.

>>716186349 (OP)
maru>

is that a...

>>716198998
This guy is pretty fucking good, had to be a jap, i kinda wish i could see more of his other drawings.

>>716186349 (OP)
NEEDS MORE PURPLE

>>716195308
Someone posted links to the first two in earlier threads but where's the Ashley one?

>>716204826
if only she wasn't black

>>716208548
Madotsuki, Recette and Ashley 1.6 https://https://allthefallen.moe/forum/index.php?threads/stardew-valley-jas-anon-marriage-mod-1-6-updated-and-other-loli-mods-too.29197/page-24#post-20896660
Ashley Mobile Mod: https://allthefallen.moe/forum/index.php?threads/stardew-valley-jas-anon-marriage-mod-1-6-updated-and-other-loli-mods-too.29197/page-69#post-21575483

I'd have linked moddinghaven instead but it went kaput. Recette is easy to find because she's always at the store, but I've just finished the first Spring and only came across Madotsuki once or twice.

>>716208760
Thanks Jasbro

>>716198000
I hate that nog so much. I don't think he has a single line that doesn't get on my nerves, but the tomato fruit shit gets the cake.

>>716188521
>Look to see what favorite gift is on Wiki
You cheated not only the game but yourself as well.

>>716204249
Gigantic overflowing milk jugs in the pantry in my house in Stardew Valley

>>716186435
jare I jay jased

>>716208760
Just link this >>>/vg/530595748 next time, nobody should make an account to get mods made here. Also you can get to Mado's apartment via the bike in the Bus Stop, but apparently some mods can overwrite its map patch and make it not show up.

>>716188521
I don't think they're dogshit, they're just boring. Thank god for mods and Jas but even then marriage needs a lot of work. I hope 1.7 improves on that, it's the only thing left that Stardew needs. And if ape could create some official npc adventure equivalent I will kneel forever.

>>716208760
>linking alcohol tobacco and firearms
A noble effort but ishiggydiggy
Man, I am missing modding haven. Why is this world so gay.

>>716189319
When I was in the dating pool, I would automatically uninstall any dating app that doesn't allow you to set racial or sexual preferences.

>>716214791
>t.white woman

so where can I download all the latest mod now?
the general is gone

for me it's leah

>>716216320
READ, NIGGA >>716213217

>>716209480
No prob, fellow degeneroid. Gotta keep the loli farmstead cozy and cursed. Let me know if any of them start bugging out or disappearing in summer-I had to patch Mado’s sprites myself last update.

>>716212517
Instead of looking up what an NPCs favorite food is... I'll just greatly prolong this chore by randomly giving her every single fucking item I come across until I land a good one!

WOW SUCH AMAZING GAMEPLAY THIS TOTALLY CHANGES MY PERSPECTIVE.

Goddammit I'm so fucking mad at you.
How the fuck do people as dumb as you exist?!

>>716210194
That shit made my piss boil something fierce. What kind of autistic retard hears his wife ask for fruit and immediately thinks "tomato"? It doesn't matter if he's technically right, the intent is what matters, and him acting like a smug asshole about it just makes it worse.
Fuck, I hate Demetrius. I might just go and install a Robin romance mod just to spite him.

>>716186349 (OP)
Girl here, I love when Shane gets mad at me

>>716216763
>When you can't marry Robin so you have to settle with the next best

>>716219261
>When you can't marry Robin
Im creampieing her RIGHT NOW

>>716204826
Extremely based opinion, us Maruchads are a small but elite group
But why the fuck are her glasses melting