Thread 716186775

You have to marry the last female character you played as/interacted with. How better off/screwed are you? Is it a happy marriage? Is she evil? Are you guys finantially stable or hwat?

>blatant coomer thread
>ESL OP
Every time

I'm way better off and happy, but technically screwed because she's a life draining succubus
hopefully, I'd have no objections but I could see her job being an issue
no
yeah, and I would be able to be a house husband keeping things clean and making nice meals since she's far too busy for that

>>716186775 (OP)
why is her right tit so much larger than the left

i bet she shits with that chest butt

>>716187253
hasn't been milked properly

>>716186775 (OP)
>ann
well i guess im getting cucked
>is it a happy marriage
as long as we can set some ground rules like she only fucks futas and she lets me watch or sends me videos then im good
>are you guys financially stable?
she's gonna make bank slutting it up

No way, fag

Well well.

>>716186775 (OP)

Gay pedophiles love ninty.

And trannies love Playstation.

>>716186775 (OP)
I don't consent.

>>716186775 (OP)
>You have to marry the last female character you played as/interacted with
I hope she went the pure virgin route, haha...

>>716187253
Most women's breasts aren't exactly the same size but usually the discrepancy isn't big enough for a horny man to notice. But in this case I think the artist is just bad.

Does Pauline in Bananza count? Not that I want to, but I honestly can't remember who it was before her...

>>716187501
I'd marry Ashley Graham in a heartbeat... but honestly, im glad i get to marry pic related

>>716186775 (OP)
Hell yeah

>>716186775 (OP)
>Rose from Legend of Dragoon
the age gap might be an obstacle but shit, she's hot for 12000 years old

>>716187571
Oops I forgot to actually answer the question, yes I'm fucked.
>Dota fairies are described as mischievous assholes
>she's infamous even among her own kind
>burned down her family home and has SEVERE daddy issues
>her own bio describes her as a "wandering grifter"
I don't think I'd last a week before getting cucked with 10 other guys. I'd rather just have sex once and be forever done with her, I love her as a character but she's too far gone.

>>716186923
>make typo
>get called ESL
maybe (You) are the blatant coomer retard, pal.

>>716186775 (OP)
>silent from slay the spire
i don't know, the characters in this game don't really have any character to them

>>716187957
hwat instead of what is a typo
finantially instead of financially is sus

>>716186775 (OP)
>You have to marry the last female character you played as/interacted with.
Does a simple boss fight count? I am currently replaying mm9.

>>716187110
Jane is so fucking hot. Holy shit.

>belle from zzz
I except sibling roleplay throughout our entire marriage and I am okay with that.

>>716186775 (OP)
I think I'm doing pretty fucking well for myself if I'm pulling Cidney.

>>716187571
>>716187945
sorapoi carries dota smut so hard it isn't even funny

>>716188010
Me fucking your whale of a mother in every hole all night last night is sus, nigga... and a totally true and verifiable fact lol

No, wait, I pulled out my Saturn for some Primal Rage.
.....
Um. This might be awkward.

>>716188515
Ok, retarded tripfag. From now on, human females only (animal ears and tails still apply)

>esl
>when in reality most spelling and grammar mistakes are from underage anons
t. used to be one. Am 20 now.

>>716188649
that one sakuya dance gif from this guy is great

>>716188934
HNNGG link? Is she dancing for monkies or something? Man, ape escape 3 is the game that keeps on giving even decades later

>>716186775 (OP)
Id cuddle with my adorable zoomer wife all day

>>716188649
holy janny

>>716189063
kek thought i misremembered her name for a second
this one
https://img4.gelbooru.com//images/90/46/90468ebff920b6c915508918252c2ce7.gif
but i don't see tamamo under his tag so maybe i'm blind

>>716189540
sauce?