Just found out my wife is going on a solo vacation with her girlfriends to Jamaica and leaves tonight. I'll be enjoying donkey kong bananza this week after all

Get the beers in, get the snacks in, it's gaming time fella with no nagging wife to get in the way

I tried to play Bananza with my wife's son the other day to try to connect a little, but he said it was 'gay' and beat me up. I got him to calm down after giving him some money but he's still mad at me.
Any advice from other dads ITT? How can I get him to see the appeal of Bananza?

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/ZbCBKPM4qm-2EB6VhhT_tg/

>posted it literally 100th time award

>>716206927 (OP)
dunkey?

>>716206927 (OP)
my wife went to cuba the other day to see 'exotic african anaconda' deep in rhodesian woods and alike so I went to my man cave, let the door open, volume on max, and let everything flow from there
its party time baby

my wife's at work while I neet at home :^)

Kill yourself.

I swear obsessing this much over (fictional, mind you, entirely written in your head) scenerios of what someone's wife does with some other, theoretical guy, while a third theoretical guy is getting "cucked", has to be some sort of fruity behavior
like i'm not saying it's full blown gay, but it's a little gay, like at least bisexual, just a big sweet n sugary, just a little pink around the edges, just somewhat of a slice but not the whole fruitcake, if you know what i mean

Anon plays Donkey Kong while his wife rides a monkey's dong