>Oh my God... you're GAY?! As in.. a HOMOSEXUAL?! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HEY EVERYBODY LOOK! WE'VE GOT A FAGGOT IN HYRULE! An actual fudge packing lispy FAGGOT! HAHAHHAAHAHAHA! Hey FAG, GOT AIDS YET?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gaynonsisters... our response?

She never saided that

Link canonically marries a gay fish dude

>>716212578 (OP)
Why does it look like she is missing some teeth?

>>716212578 (OP)
I remember when she said that. Link was devastated in the cutscene but was back to normal immediately after when gameplay resumed. Kind of off-putting.

>>716212578 (OP)
she would never say that

>>716212578 (OP)
It was a really weird cutscene decision from Nintendo, especially when she was saying it as she's throatfucking him with her brand new futa cock and seeing his pitiful erection.

>>716212578 (OP)
>is white and beautiful
>blonde hair blue eyes
>hates minorities like the savage gorons and stinky fish of the river
>publicly hangs green men that immigrate from the desert
>erected a magical wood/wall around her kingdom that prevents black people from passing through
>pro segregation
>restricted demi-human races to their miniscule 'reservations' with no rights to hold land outside of it or meddle in affairs of the state
>disenfranchises women and forbids them from holding land or inheriting it
>banned woman's suffrage
>EXCLUSIVELY has sexual relations with white hylian men of the hero variety

is zelda /ourgirl/?

>>716212578 (OP)
>snoy’s head canon Nintendo lore revolves around cutscenes and homosexuality
lol you shitskins can’t even fathom a legitimate gameplay experience

I can't wait for underage summerfags to leave

I am so sick of BotW Zelda

>>716213048
>>restricted demi-human races to their miniscule 'reservations' with no rights to hold land outside of it or meddle in affairs of the state
They literally have a council of representatives (so-called sages) in charge of important (war stuff) government affairs it's more like a confederacy

shut up fat ass

>>716212578 (OP)
>Anon, don't look there!!"

>>716212578 (OP)
Zelda is actually quite supportive...

>>716216197
why can't this brown fuck get their faces right?

>>716216083
>>716216125
This is fake, right? No way her real in-game butt is that fat.

What does it really look like?

>>716212680
I'm not a gay fish
I'm a lyrical wordsmith

>>716216243
in game faces are ugly, fug's are unironically better.

>>716212578 (OP)
Zelda, the amount of seed I have spilled thinking about you could fill Lake Hylia.
I can, with 100% certainty, say that I am not gay.

>>716216243
Zelda and Link are using their Hyrule Warriors models iirc

>>716216989
they look retarded. like latinos with dyed hair

>>716216885

That's what it really looks like. Zelda has a FAT dumpy in those games.

>>716217093
OK, trolling and shitposting aside, are you serious? Because that's not just a phat ass. That's a fat ass.

>>716212578 (OP)
S-she would never say that
She is a pure girl

>>716212578 (OP)
>Zelda after she tricked me into sucking cock
Why did she do it bros

>>716216125
Hahahaha, it always cracks me up that people fall for these fake images. Her ass doesn't look like this in the actual game. :-)
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Right?

>>716217240
Uhm...

>>716217390
It's easy to tell they're fake, because you never see them anywhere else but here. If they were real, more people would post them on reddit, etc.

>>716212578 (OP)
If she said that then Tears of the Kingdom would actually be worth playing.

is there actually anything at all that's more embarrassing than being a literal fag?
like genuinely seeing giant ZZZ cup ballon titties and being like "nah"?

>>716215310
I have been waiting summer fags to leave since 2013

>>716217523
>is there actually anything at all that's more embarrassing than being a literal fag?
being brown

>>716217592
I think being a loser faggot frogposter is worse. at least browns don't choose to be brown

>>716216125

>>716217619
I'd kill myself in an instant if I were brown no cap

>>716216885
>>716217240
It's 100% real, here's the full image straight from the game, uncropped.

It's funny, because her ass is so fat people think it's fake when they see it. They literally can't believe Nintendo gave young sweet Zelda a dumptruck.

>>716212578 (OP)
Technically it's called AGP.

Side profile so you can see how round her fat ass is.

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>>716218038
So...Zelda is now Nintendo's sexiest female? Just like that?

>destroys gays and fujos forever

>>716218170
Samus's ass is still fatter.