Thread 716215352

>Switch is barely 2 months old
>Donkey Kong Bananza runs like shit
>Borderlands 4 will run like shit
Geez I didn't think it'd be obsolete so fast.

>>716215352 (OP)
>30fps in 2025
Astonishing

>FP game at 30fps
Disgusting

what happened to that 120fps

>>716215470
>>716215505
>>716215542
Tendies thinking their hardware is capable of anything above 30 is laughable especially when it's a UE5 game
Get a real console already and save your bing bing wahoo for the switch

>>716215352 (OP)
i will not buy

>>716215352 (OP)
>30 FPS with dips
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Line up at the trough tendies! Time for you slop!

>Unreal Engine 5
Well it's not like it's gonna run well anywhere else

>>716215352 (OP)
Fuck you, it's their problem for not adapting to Nintendo. They should be fined for failing the Nintendo market.

>>716217519
Nintendo is barley relevant.

>>716217718
>Nintendo is barley irrelevant.
Fixed that for you

>>716217718
About to have the best selling console in gaming in 2 years time is irrelevant, huh?

>>716215757
>time for you slop
Every. Time.

>>716217718
>barley
In India, train catches YOU.

The sad part is this UE5 slop will sell well. I think gaming platforms should be required to put a big warning when a gaming uses UE5. Put a big sticker on the box art saying THIS GAME USES UE5 in red font

>>716218184
problem is that normies think that's a good thing.

>>716215352 (OP)
Still sold more than the steam deck's entire life time sale, steamiejeet.

>>716218184
what the fuck do you think the big lower-case u in the corner on the back of the box is

>>716215352 (OP)
>30 fps
>mostly
>with dips
LMFAO

>>716215352 (OP)
>muh heckin 4k BAAADAAAASS loot shooter that wants to be an even more woke CoD won't run smoothly on a slight upgrade from switch 1???!?
>NANIIIIIIIII???!?
it's almost like people still don't get nintendo is using parlor tricks to achieve things that technically appear to be "4k", "hdr", and more powerful in general
I wonder when tendies will see the rest of the system for what it is...?
Probably never, they'll probably rlbe this surprised/ outraged every time as if it's the first time

Devs dont know how to optimize anymore. DLSS was a mistake.

>>716215352 (OP)
>dips under 30fps
How do Tendies put up with this shit in 2025?

>>716219383
>At least steamies got BTFO!

>>716215352 (OP)
>>716215470
>>716215726
>>716215757
>>716217718
Least obvious samefagric

>>716215991
hello deep threat interactive

>>716218489
>>716218586
>>716219383
>>716219413
Sametrannying won't save you

>>716215352 (OP)
Eric pretending anyone cares about Redditlands lmfao

what's the resolution going to be? 320p upscaled to 720p?

>>716215542
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/YCHGdxNesBQDIFYkuYotMQ%3D%3D
you are the blackest nigger i've ever seen, gachaturd

>>716215352 (OP)
why would you play third party on switch 2 is beyond me? portability? doesn't the battery only last for like 2 hours?

>>716219632
>He doesn't know
Whatever helps you sleep at night, mouthbreather-kun

>>716215352 (OP)
>obsolete
borderslop is already obsolete entertainment, no idea wh thought this soi millenial humor game needed more than two games.

>>716219413
Borderlands 4 won't even run on the Steamie Decker lmao.

>>716218184
why? First Berserker Khazan is made in UE5 and it runs great

>>716219717
>>716219743
>>716219772
Least obvious snoyric thread

>>716215352 (OP)
Who cares? You'll still buy it.
>b-b-b-but
You'll buy it.
>no, I won't!
Yes, you will.

Screencap this post. We'll check again in a couple of months.

>>716215352 (OP)
Remember when this was supposed to be the 120 fps gen?

>>716220883
See >>716219918

>>716221021
That was a general question, you schizo. All 3 consoles were sold for their 120fps support, but none of their games can pull it off.

>>716219918
>A SNOY!!! haha! I said the funny name!
>Y-YOU'RE POOR!
>obviously you're brown
These are the tendies desperation crutches
If the switch 2 has no redeeming value you can refer to to substantiate a defense, that's the S2's fault.
btw, wasn't even happy halfway through the PS4's lifecycle
I'm probably whiter than you
and I could comfortably afford several S2s, but my issue with S2 and Nintendo as a whole is philosophical, not financial. They could go on sale for 50 burger bucks and I still wouldn't bother

>>716221287
>>716221098
You sound upset you got found out, snoyric;)

>>716221287
not reading all of that but it looks like they hit a nerve.

>>716215352 (OP)
it's especially embarrassing now that giganerds have spotted the internals of the next gen xbox/ps6.

it's such a monster I wouldn't expect any games below 60fps.

>>716221381
Not in the slightest, it's just tiring that bootlickers have no defense other than reddit buzzwords and assumptions because of common topical issues like the cost of the system and/ or games
If the switch 2 truly has redeeming qualities, let's hear them. And please refrain from simply defaulting to another hollow handful of words read with an undeservingly smug tone. Earn your "victory".
Take as much time as you need, I'll wait.

>>716221694
>>716221793
Total snoyric meltdown, kek

>>716215352 (OP)
>Moxie is ?? Years old
>Has fucked roughly 80% of the populated galaxies
>Only has 2 kids
What's her secret?

>>716221694
>>it's such a monster I wouldn't expect any games below 60fps
You are vastly overestimating game publishers. If the hardware is 5 times more powerful, that just means 10 times less money is required on optimization.

>>716221694
Jeets will find a way.

>>716215352 (OP)
does the fps go up after killing him?

>>716221910
A weird concession, when I even made a point to say
>please refrain from simply defaulting to another hollow handful of words read with an undeservingly smug tone
Ok, if you say so. I guess switch 2 really has nothing substantial to offer. And sony hasn't been worth defending since the jump from PS2 to PS3

>>716222337
See >>716221910

>>716222019
>>716222142

you also have to take into account that FSR upscaling is using hardware for the first time in the next consoles.

meanwhile, Donkey Kong didn't use DLSS because Nintendo is retarded.

>>716222610
See >>716222428
Ps6 will be equivalent to a gtx 230m for 2500 dollars

>>716215352 (OP)
It's literally just a fancier Switch. The same problems were always going to be present, just in bigger games now. You're retarded if you didn't see this coming. I'm still getting it for RPGs and the eventual Smash.

>>716215352 (OP)
>there are still retards that believe GTA 6 will be on Switch 2

>>716215352 (OP)
I dont give a fuck about Borderlands and Donkey Kong runs fine enough for me to have fun with it. Runs better than BG3 at launch and that game was praised to no end.

>>716218184
Its not a UE5 problem it's an optimization problem.

>>716215352 (OP)
>buttery smooth 30fps at a stunning 720p
Why should we even bother with 4k monitors when games are like this.

>>716223106
it's not even buttery smooth 30fps
it's 30fps with dips

>>716223265
>>716223106
But enough about the Ps6 pro

>>716223106
>stunning 720p
You mean 360p upscaled to 720p.

>>716223463

But enough about the Ps6 pro

Yo those Switch 2 graphics are FIYA!!!

>>716223895
>>716224161
But enough about the Ps6 pro

>>716219575
>everyone who doesn't worship my corporate god is one specific person
Why are tendies like this?

>>716224378
You aren't exactly subtle, snoyric

BUMP KEK

>>716226982
?
you sound mentally ill

>>716215352 (OP)
This is finally going to be the gen where Nintendo goes third party, what a fucking shitshow.

snoys really believe we dont have a switch + pc setup kek

>>716227149
No but it's likely the gen where you'll kill yourself

>Switch 2 comes out
>no games run better on it
>not even 360 games

Another Nintendo success

“Actually we have sports too chud”

“Imagine not knowing the best version of Major Baseball Laramie 2001 (B) is on the Wii”

“Motion

Controls”

Typical Snoy. Let me guess, you went home to play Def Jam Vendetta and had the big gorilla fight the other gorilla? So “adult,” so glad I don’t have a “kid system”

Found these at a dollar general

eric is fucking losing it

>>716227136
Im not a Tendie so no lmoa

>>716219587
He's right, UE5 is dogshit. Of course, they didn't HAVE to use it

>>716227826
>Im
You are definitely a pajeet, lmao

>>716215542
Why do you fags post the same crap every thread? The 120hz is for vrr only. I get some of you are stupid but its annoying. The ps5 was claiming 8k and 120fps and none of this was true either

>>716223102
UE5 IS the optimization problem

>>716227149
It didn't happen with the wiiu, so it sure as hell won't happen on a system on its way to already outpace the ps5

>>716224362
>B-but this other console is also going to be bad, therefore it's it's very mean to say that Nintendo did something wrong

>>716222610
It didn't use DLSS because DLSS is pointless from a starting resolution of like 720p

>>716228532
I accept your concession, snoyric

>>716228537
Nta but donkey kong and the first party games don't use it because they might not have been sure on what tech the system had while in development. Dlss works well enough as long as you use it to double pixel count. Its why cyberpunk uses it to go from 540p-1080p

>>716228836
>Its why cyberpunk uses it to go from 540p-1080p

Not the best choice for your post. Also DLSS doesn't add pixels, it's just an AI powered interpreter.

>>716228758
Why exactly does ever toddler have snoy-derangement syndrome?

>>716228995
Total snoyric meltdown

>>716228983
No, im telling you how the tech works. I've been using dlss since it was that shitty v1 blurrer in final fantasy XV.

>>716228836
>>716228983
No, just making sure your ratio isn't too high is not enough. To use DLSS effectively, you need a clean and detailed input signal. 1080p to 4K can work very well. Fucking 540p to 1080p does not, despite both quadrupling the number of pixels. At 540p, you have so little real detail that the card's guess work is based on nothing, and you end up with a blurry disaster.

>>716215470
Maybe in 2030 they can hit 40 fps on the switch 3.

>>716222832
GTA 6 @ 720p 16fps. Behold the power of Switch 2!

>>716229530
Works well enough to keep a tablet playing games, and more than good enough to keep gamers happy. Dude the ps5 runs some games at crapshoot resolutions thanks to fsr.

What's the point of owning a switch 2 rn if a new smash isn't even announced.
Tbh the roster getting inevitably cut will drive even more people away from it.

>>716230083
I've owned about every nintendo console and don't care for smash. Im here for kirby and nip games

>>716215352 (OP)
If you did programmed it well, it could reach 60 but you fucking suck at programming so enjoy releasing 30 FPS slop.

Also it's borderlands, so double slop.

>>716230014
>works well enough
I guess if you're a shit eating tabletfag that's used to games looking like total shit
>the ps5 runs some games at crapshoot resolutions thanks to fsr.
And they look terrible. For the most part they sell terribly too.

Its obvious that the switch 2 will only really be getting ps4 ports. Any current get ports will be total aids and not worth even thinking about.

>>716221694
I wouldn’t expect games on the PS6 either

>>716230314
Nah Im just a tired pc fag. I just want to play games. I went from to 2000 rtx to 4000 but I just don't care anymore. I just game on the switch these days.

How can a boss in a video game confirm things that will be in a video game?
I thought People working on the game not ingame bosses

>>716221694
Does that even matter? No matter how good the hardware is you're stuck with jeets coding games in unreal now. Worse yet is sony playing catch up to nintendo so expect the gen to get a bit gimped thanks to their tablet

>"runs MOSTLY at 30fps with SOME dips"
Can you be a bit more vague, please?

>>716215352 (OP)
Nintendogs will tell you that the dips don't matter because the upgraded blurry as fuck LCD screen from 2004 will smear and smooth the low frame rates anyway

>>716215352 (OP)
>borderlands crams in a bunch of pointless, resource-intensive visual effects
>’This is obviously Nintendo’s fault’
I’d love for devs to not make their games absolute resource hogs, but whatever. Will probably also run like shit on the average gamer PC too.

Wasn't it running at 60 FPS during the Switch 2 presentation? Why would crossplay affect that?

Bananza is a good game so nobody cares about the performance hiccups

Sorry but it's true

>>716215352 (OP)
>DK bananza runs like shit
No, the one void fight with frame drops doesn't count, find more material than 5 minutes of a 16 hour playthrough

Side note I will not be buying physical games with download codes. Non buynary on those ones

>>716231387
It's 6 hour playthrough althoughbeit.

>>716231504
only if you play it like a retard. you're not retarded, are you?

>>716231504
Nice bait retard. You guys tried that last week before the game came out and were btfo then and still are now

>>716230817
Kek

>>716215542
Switch 1 games, like Metroid Prime 4 (when rendered at 720p)

>>716221694
The PS6 will be a disappointment because the moore's law is dead.
$1000 and barely better than the PS5 pro.

>>716231367
Nintendo will probably fix em anyway.
Zelda: BoTW was full of performance issues at launch, but they fixed everything.

>>716232804
It does 120/1080p or 4k/60 according to nintendo.
But its probably due being a 60 FPS switch 1 game.

>>716221694
counter point: devs are retarded and will design for high-end PC specs instead of actual console specs, and games will still run/look like shit.

>>716234267
they did what they could for BOTW yea, 1.0 was noticeably worse in the korok forest than later versions, they did some fancy optimization to get that running better and the switch version already ran a little better than the wii u version
60 FPS patch for switch 2 runs buttery smooth no matter the area, very pleased with it

>>716234428
counter counter point: devs are even more retarded and crunched and ship the game even if it's running at 30 FPS on their high end developers machine.
Also there are art directors that will force the game to run at 30 FPS on purpose because they hate the "soap opera effect".
It's literally why there are games that run the ingame at 60 FPS and the cutscenes at 30, even on PC.

>>716215352 (OP)
The dogshit CPU all but guarantees it.

>>716234543
Was seeing the digitalbespoke video on it, pretty impressive.
Also bonanza only run like shit on a few spots, notably that boss fight.

>>716217718
Nintendo beer WHEN?

>>716215352 (OP)
>"mostly" 30 fps with "some dips"
kek

>>716234696
It is twice as fast as the PS4 CPU, and half as fast as the PS5 CPU.
Good developers can easily extract 60 or even 120 FPS from it.
The effort to 60 on the PS4 gives you 120 on the switch 2.

But we're talking borderlands here, not good devs.

Is this another stupid bait thread? I don't even know anyone willing to even buy BL4 after the shit that happened in BL3, even on the Switch 2.

Tendies deserve it for thinking their baby tablet is real gaming hardware.

>>716234993
borderlands even with all its faults is still probably the only good "looter shooter"

>>716234953
>twice as fast as the ps4 cpu
the ps4 is a decade old
that's a really low bar

>>716235071
I wish I could say it wasn't but we both know it's not true.
You would think there would be some to overthrow it but there just isn't.
Unless it ends up being a stupid roguelite like Gunfire Reborn.

>>716235068
If you can't make something that run at 60 FPS on the switch 2, you should be booted from the industry.
And i don't mean this as "tendie", the only nintendo console i have is a super nintendo
I mean from a programming quality standpoint.
Shit's twice as fast as the PS4 CPU wise.
If your code is so heavy it would run at 15 FPS on the PS4 for no goddamned reason and you can't optimize it, you should be fucking out of it.

>>716215352 (OP)
For some reason DK at least, is just using FSR1 instead of DLSS and Frame Gen which the entire console is designed around using.

>>716235068
>>716235194
Snoyric, you lost.

>>716221694
nah fuck that, games were running at 60fps while having good graphics in the ps2 days, no excuses

>>716235468
It's not a brand thing

>>716235194
It's a we got fucking shitty programmers thing.
The Xbox 360 CPU is trash.
It's basically half the switch 1 CPU, because it's a in order, ancient 2 instructions per cycle garbage inspired on the cell CPU that gets gangbanged by if conditions.
Yet it runs dead rising, with thousands of zombies at 30 ish FPS.
I doubt borderlands 4 do anything more impressive gameplay wise.

>>716235294
I would agree if first party software that was developed in tandem with the device (Bananza) wasn't also CPU throttled to shit.

>>716235294
>If you can't make something that run at 60 FPS on the switch 2, you should be booted from the industry.
Time to kick out Nintendo.

>>716235886
They probably will fix it down the line, but they rushed the fuck out of this monkey game.

>>716215352 (OP)
Absolute trash

There is no excuse for a game that looks as shit as Borderlands to have high system demands

>>716215352 (OP)
I SEE BOOBA
I CLICK

>>716218273
Who gives afuck about sales are you paid by the mongoloids at Nintendo for each piece of shit sold?kek

only braindead morons get multiplat third party slop on a Nintendo console

>>716236008

It was in development for eight years and started as a Switch title, idiot.

>>716236590
So then there's no reason to buy a Nintendo console

>>716215352 (OP)
>with some dips
kek tendies keep eating shit

is there even anything that the switch 2 can run at 120 fps?

>>716237265
Why are you so mentally ill?

>>716237551
>I'm not mentally ill for continuing to willingly be cucked by a corpo, you are!
Why are Nintendogs like this?

>>716215352 (OP)
We live in an age where AAA PC games are being emulated on current smartphones, why the fuck do S2 games look barely better than ps3 titles let alone running like caca?

>>716237769
Because people keep paying for it. Capitalism kills everything it touches.

>>716237912
Says some retard parroting what ever his retard community college peers have been told to parrot.

>>716238010
Xhe's not wrong doe I'd rather use the term "Telmudic nonsense"

>>716238010
>asks question
>gets an answer
>starts chimping out and getting angry because he was fed propaganda about a system that works against him his entire life
>can't refuse the answer
big yikes
your conession will be remembered for years to come

>>716238010
>he never went to college so he spends his life lashing out at everyone who is educated
Sad! Many such cases

>>716238551
>refuse
NTA but it's spelled refute...
>conession
It's also spelled "concession"....
Learn proper english before trying to engage in pseudo intellectual debate

>>716237769
If you're talking about mario race 9 and monkey kong, its because nintendo is incompetent.
There's actual cyberpunk 2077 on the system, and it runs better than the PS4, which is probably not the case of smartphones emulating PC games.

>>716238882
>still can't refute the post
again, your concession will be remembered for years

>>716237769
I was going to say price but then I realized that the odin 2 has a sd8g2 for $100 less than a switch

>>716239803
Anon, again, I'm not the guy you were initially replying to (NTA means "Not that anon" if you are unaware), I was just correcting your spelling errors, I have no dog in this race other than being a grammar autist
I don't even care about socialism vs capitalism I just think y'all are stupid

>>716240061
>I was just correcting your spelling errors
and I am just reminding you that you have failed to refute the post

>>716240061
>I don't even care about socialism vs capitalism
>When you point out a flaw of capitalism, capitalism bots immediately start chimping out and turn it into a team sport where they fight an imaginary enemy for their corporate overlords
Disgusting cretins

>>716240180
Why should I have to refute a post when I wasn't the guy you're arguing with?
Again, let me spell it out for you -- I. AM. NOT. THAT. ANON.
I don't have to refute it because I am neither you nor he. I literally do not care which retarded ideology either of you pseuds follow the cult of, I just think you're all stupid, and shit like this shows why I am right that ancoms and ancaps have a single digit IQ.

>>716240383
But I'm not a capitalist. I think capitalism is just as retarded as socialism. As I said, I literally am not that anon.
Are all ancoms this dumb?

>>716215352 (OP)
Damn, a console thats as strong as a ps4 has trouble running games from a gen later?!

Who's shocked?
This is whats going to happen(again): we get a handfull of AAA games that run okay-ish and ride the "on the go gimmick" and nobody buys them. Then they stop comming and people act like they would've loved to buy the next one. Then the switch 3 releases and we do the whole song and dance again

>>716240547
>>716240383
Also here's proof I'm not that anon.

>>716240438
>>716240547
>>716240721
>I'm not that guy!
>I shouldn't have to!
>I'm not a capitalist!
>I'm nobody!
>I'm just a spellchecker!
>I don't even know how to edit html!
>If you don't tell me what team you're on I'm going to put you on a team!
>Stop talking negatively about capitalism you f-fucking asshole!
>still can't refute it
>still responding
>still throwing a tantrum
KEK

>>716240798
>Still being delusional and pretending things that aren't happening are happening, and denying evidence to the contrary
Sasuga ancom
You may have gone to college for "political science", but definitely not for the "basic logic and common sense" class.
You are just as retarded as a trumptard. You're basically a MAGAt but """socialist""" and """progressive"""

>>716241290
>capitalist bot pulls the b-b-both sides vatnigger narrative
This person can't be real lmao

>>716215352 (OP)
I'm excited for Borderlands 4 Unironically
So artists start making more Mad Moxxi porn

>>716241290
>basic logic and common sense
>still can't answer for the major flaws of capitalism, even though it explains his original problem perfectly
>instead pretends to fence sit and point out a spelling error as a way to protect himself from the butthurt while lowkey pushing anti-intellectualism because joe rogan and tim pool are based
yep, it's a high school dropout

>>716241449
>He actually, factually thinks anyone who's against him is "le other side"
Every day I lose faith in humanity. I see this from lefties, I see this from righties, more and more everyone has this awful brainrot
Also
>"anyone who disagrees with me is a bot"
If I was a "bot" I'd be using AIslop for all my posts. I wouldn't in hell. Maybe (You) are the real AIsloppa bot, I wouldn't doubt it.
>>716241650
>He's unironically excited for literal slop
grim
>>716241739
>his original problem
My brother in Christ/Allah/YHWH/Spaghetti/Whomstever, how many times do I have to tell you I am not that anon?

>>716237769
>>716237912
>>716238010
>Some jackass starts bringing politics into the discussion
>Thread turns from a console war flamewar to a politics flamewar
Just delete this thread already mods

>>716241814
>Sonicfag is illiterate
not surprising

>>716241916
A) I'm actually more of a mariofag/rarefag, and B) how am *I* the illiterate one here?
Low quality bait

>>716242037
>Doubling down on his illiteracy

Snoyric, your other seethe thread just died....

>>716242125
>Doesn't elaborate how I'm "illiterate"
Delusional-kun...

>>716242208
>tripling down

>>716215542
2x framegen and dlss ultra performance for first party titles only

>>716242337
>Still doesn't elaborate
The only one "doubling down" and "tripling down" here is you on your delusions.
How the hell aren't you banned for instigating and participating in a flamewar yet?
And honestly, how the hell is everyone here not banned yet for the political shitflinging and the console warring?

I don't know why retards hyped up the capabilities of this console, it's fucking ARM tech, it's built to be low power and in terms of efficiency it's only capable of so much, the people who hyped this thing up as a 4k or 120 fps machine are just fucking retards.

>>716242520
>the people who hyped this thing up as a 4k or 120 fps machine are just fucking retards.
So... Nintendo's PR team?

>>716241814
>>716241909
As a reminder, your concession request from earlier has just been officially recognized as accepted. Congratulations!

>>716242456
>Quadrupling down

>>716242571
Yes.
And the people who believed them are also retards.
I was expecting a machine with slightly more GPU grunt and a decent bit less CPU grunt compared to the Steam Deck, and that's basically what it is.

>>716242573
How many times do I have to tell you this.
READ MY LIPS.
I. AM. NOT. THAT. ANON.
I am not that anon "conceding", and at this point all you're arguing with me about is your delusion that I'm the retard you're arguing with. I pity you.

>>716242674
I give up

>>716215352 (OP)
Nintendo kill squad is on the way to your current location.

>>716242908
Shouldn't have started

>>716242995
I didn't even start it though.
>>716237912
>>716238010
These two jackasses did.

>>716215352 (OP)
>30 fps
>on switch 2
lmao, he wishesh, it will be 10

literally every person who played the beta/preview build said it didint even run at 60 fps on the best cards on the market

>>716215352 (OP)
>Geez I didn't think it'd be obsolete so fast.
it's a console, and a handheld to top it off. are you retarded?

>>716242686
Unfortunately, millions of people believe them, so this slop is sadly a success.
10 years ago this shit would have deservedly flopped, and so would the also-sloppy PS5 and XSX.
The problem is that people are too retarded these days and buy literal garbage and eat it up like it's something "tasty"
Back in the day, consumers had spines and could ACTUALLY vote with their wallet and fuck over companies for fucking up
NOW they eat up slop and shame people for refusing to.

>Arguably the single most successful name in gaming to ever exist
>Still making underpowered shit consoles
Why are THESE particular Nippon Gooks like this?

>>716215352 (OP)
Yikes. Glad I didn't buy one.

So... No one actually cares about fucking *Borderlands 4*, right?

>>716244220
Lower production costs for dev time. They don't have to worry about higher end spec bullshit gimmicks, yet they still want to charge you the price of AAA games that do have those and still charge you for online like Sony and Xbox.