ONE GAME I DON’T KNOW WHY

I bought a Switch 2 with no games to buy
Keep that in mind, they designed this drive to improve loading times
That's all I know
Console exclusives are key
Watch 'em emulated in 2 years on PC
$80 exclusives at the end of the gen
No StarFox to play, it's so unfair
Didn't look out below
Throw my console right out the window
Try to hold on but I didn't even know
I wasted it all to play last gen's worst
I spend all my time inside
Now that launch hype has died, all I see are ports
Just like the Wii-U, it's remindin' me of a memory of a time when

I cried so hard for games at launch
But in the end, it's just got no games
Bought Nintendo' Hype and paid so much
But in the end, it's just got no games

1.6 million

S-Shut up, if sold 3.5 million in FOUR DAYS
....huh? NO WHO CARES IF IT DIDN'T SELL PAST A MILLION OVER TWO MONTHS AGTER THAT, THAT'S NOT THE POINT

I don't think I can handle another generation of Eric having a mental breakdown

>>716231716 (OP)
One screen, that's not OLED, I don't even know how they cash grabbed me....

>>716231917
>IT DIDN'T SELL PAST A MILLION OVER TWO MONTHS AGTER THAT
Source?

>>716231716 (OP)
Even Sonyfag memes are ports

>>716232379
10ms slower than the LCD Deck???
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
REFUNDING AS WE SPEAK

>>716231716 (OP)
why is he in majula

>>716231716 (OP)
>ONE GAME I DON’T KNOW WHY
>That he is a huge fag

Am I the only one who thinks this shit is funny ever single time its posted?? Lmao

ONE
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HOW

>>716231716 (OP)
>A thread died for this

>>716233608

>>716232379
Oh nononono

>>716233787
Yes a shitty shill DK Bananza thread died thankfully

>>716233721
Fucking kek

You lost and you can't cope

>>716231716 (OP)
My phone is good enough. I don't need a switch.

Emulatorfags and Eric still autistically seething, making /v/ even shittier of a board with every bitch thread posted. Their retardation seems boundless, at this point.

>>716233608
Because he's finally home

>>716232664
underrated

>>716231716 (OP)
>>716231917
>>716232379
Snoyric, you lost ;)

Hey Eric, how do you feel about the Pauline lore?

>>716235662

>>716231716 (OP)
> $100 for noygames 5-6.
Get burned bitch.

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>$80 for Mario Kart but LE OPEN WORLD
>also the worst multiplayer of any MK
>people defend it

>>716236019
>>716235803
You got annihilated, snoyric ;)

My gf bought it.
Played MK for like 5-10 hours.
Hasn't used it since.

>>716231716 (OP)
kek

>>716236019
And 80% of Switch 2 owners bought it.

>>716233717
seeing that guys face alone makes me chuckle every time

>>716236019
>Some autistic comptrannies seething online means MKW has the "worst" multiplayer.
Lmao

>>716236592
>Some
You mean the millions who were forced to move to a discord just to be able to play online in a decent way?

>>716236019
Don't worry, soon they'll have a bundle with Pokemon AZ so you can be disappointed at somethng else instead.

>>716236929
Good

FIGHT!

>>716231862
Why do vtards care about Nintendo earning X millions of dollars? You aren't the ones receiving the dollars, you consume the product. Why do you act as if you are the ones earning the money?

>>716232664
lmao