Thread 716246301 - /v/ [Archived: 180 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:19:17 PM No.716246301
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Hmmm, wonder this EPIC failure could possibly happened.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:20:38 PM No.716246391
>>716246301 (OP)
Back to the Metroid mines to keep the lights on MercurySteam
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:25:31 PM No.716246721
>>716246301 (OP)
I didn't even know this game existed, and I come here daily.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:26:25 PM No.716246783
>>716246301 (OP)
Why are Newell's ass steam huffers so angry and petty?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:32:30 PM No.716247225
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>>716246783
>Why do people prefer a fully functional client with a metric fuckton of QoL features designed for the consumer instead of a shitty bare bones launcher that barely covers the basic necessities?
Yes, it's a real mystery. I don't even care about the shitty free games since Steam sales makes all of them dirt cheap anyway.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:38:54 PM No.716247694
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>>716246301 (OP)
I didn't even know this game existed, or that someone other than Konami and IGA/ArtPlay was a "Castlevania dev".
>MercurySteam
>Castlevania LORDS OF SHADOW dev
>"soulslike of war" game
>epic exclusive
I guess that explains everything.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:51:41 PM No.716248679
>>716246301 (OP)
I don't even know what this is, but the pic already puts me off.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:12:50 PM No.716250246
>>716246301 (OP)
This is literally the first time I hear of this game, must be a marketing problem.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:22:15 PM No.716250913
>>716246301 (OP)
>Ken AI slop
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:23:58 PM No.716251024
Literally never heard of this
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:25:46 PM No.716251158
>EGS
Oh that certainly does explain a lot
When will devs learn that the EGS cuck cage is a death sentence for a game?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:27:05 PM No.716251252
>>716246301 (OP)
Putting your games on the EGS is a Faustian bargain if I've ever seen one.
>get lots of funding you can use for development
>buuut you also get zero publicity and no one will care once the game inevitably comes to Steam
And I don't even know if I can blame the devs (unless it's a big publisher like SE). Like Sifu was really good, but it might have never even happened without the Epic funding.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:35:28 PM No.716251781
>>716251158
>>716251252
It's on ps5 too (I think).
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:42:46 PM No.716252314
>>716251781
sure, but what advertising the game got? I'm sure most people are only hearing about it now yet the game came out TWO MONTHS ago
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:45:37 PM No.716252498
>>716246301 (OP)
I have never heard of this game. I can't be selective about things I know nothing about
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:46:00 PM No.716252525
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>>716246301 (OP)
hmm, i wonder why..?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:48:58 PM No.716252758
Looks like Taking Tims money was the best idea anyone on that team had.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:49:42 PM No.716252805
>>716246301 (OP)
>zero marketing
>egs
lol
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:50:13 PM No.716252835
>>716246301 (OP)
Is this the game with the cute femboy?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:51:39 PM No.716252945
>>716252835
Yep.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:52:04 PM No.716252962
>>716252945
Guess I should give it a try.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:55:44 PM No.716253228
>>716246301 (OP)
??? i have never heard of this game before now
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:57:07 PM No.716253331
>literally everyone hates escort quests with the burning fury of a million suns
>"let's make a game that's one big escort quest!"
Who could have possibly seen the flop coming.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:58:45 PM No.716253440
>>716253331
Wait, the shota can actuallu die?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:59:52 PM No.716253497
if its not on steam then it might as well not even exist. Does anybody actually use the 'epic' store?
sounds dead on arrival for this issue alone.