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>>716248590 (OP)
Sorry, wrong board! I meant to post this on >>>/vp/

awkwarrrrd

>>716248590 (OP)
>Never made into a tradition because of "muh novelty"

>>716248590 (OP)
PKMN TRAINER RED sent out
ZAPDOS

>>716248590 (OP)
Red's the type of guy to jerk off the top of a mountain.
Freak

>>716248590 (OP)
why does he have an espeon though. that's not even a gen 1 pokemon. also it's weird because you get that Eevee in gen 1 from just fucking stealing it when no one's looking

>>716251213
He evolved it during gen 2

>>716251213
It evolved from high friendship to show that he treats his Pokemon well

>>716251213
>all his pocketmans are mens
BASED
girls out out OUT

>>716251213
Yellow gives you a free eevee and starters, his team is based off yellow and the pokemon kids were most likely to get
>Game hands out all starters and pikachu
>Snorlax is mandatory
>Eevee is a freebe, Espeon evolves through friendship

>>716252773
Possibly because male pokemon are actually objectively better than female pokemon in gen 2 (it's just determined by the pokemon's attack stat)

>>716251213
He has an espion because it's a nod to the PKMN Adventures manga

>>716253212
should've given him a clefable as a nod to the superior manga

I stood up and shouted KINO