Why don't they make games where you save princesses any more?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:49:39 AM
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>>716261465
>>716261119 (OP)
The world needs more princess saving games.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:51:59 AM
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>>716261638
>>716261119 (OP)
middle aged roasties invaded the industry, cause it makes so much money and they are retarded
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:53:41 AM
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>>716262067
>>716261531
They probably don't even give a shit about video games.
>>716261119 (OP)
With how much modern game devs like to "subvert expectations", I'm surprised that as far as I know there has never been a game where you play as a badass warrior princess who goes off on an adventure to save her loyal knight after he gets captured protecting her.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:58:41 AM
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I want a game where you are the princess that gets saved. I want to be cute and helpless and have lots of peril and status effects like petrification and mind control. And after the hero saves me, I want my father to give him my hand in marriage and let him pump me full of babies.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:02:52 AM
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>>716261119 (OP)
Men don't fantasize about women nowadays because of obvious reasons.
Nobody wants that and boomers are too old for videogames
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:16:07 AM
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>>716264946
>>716261119 (OP)
Because it's an overused trope people got tired of.
But who knows, maybe in the 2030s the pendulum will swing back and we'll have heroes saving princesses again.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:25:41 AM
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You know how 2025 superman feels refreshing even though he's a boy scout hero that's technically been done to death? Because people are tired of the recent trend of "ironic" capeshit like the boys or suicide squad
Same thing with saving the princess except it was so overdone that people are still sick of it, it's all whatever trends people are tired of these days
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:28:02 AM
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>>716261119 (OP)
At first because of feminist agendas, but now I think boys just wouldn't believe in the 'purity' of a princess and would find zero appeal in it
I'd rather be the evil knight that serves witches rather than princesses
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:41:36 AM
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>>716266182
>>716263197
How can you get tired of the oldest tale in human history? Going on an adventure in order to get some pussy.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:59:07 AM
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>>716264946
Even water can kill you if you drink too much.
Everything in moderation.
>>716261119 (OP)
Are we just going to ignore Mario?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:14:33 AM
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>>716267032
The franchise that is trying to distance itself from that?
Do you even save a princess in Wonder?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:17:03 AM
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>>716267435
zelda wand of gamelon almost fits the bill
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:45:15 AM
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>>716267032
Mario hasn't saved a princess in a while.
