After you die, you find yourself opening your eyes to picrel. What do you do next?

Install rape mods

Why would you ever side with the imperials ever

>>716263263 (OP)
I don't see this opening because I have the alternative start mod installed

shit myself and pee so the refuse runs to where Ulfric is sitting

>>716263263 (OP)
Assuming I can just fuck off and the universe will have someone else become Dragonborn to save the world in my stead, I fuck off to live in a cabin in the woods somewhere like Falkreath. Start a vegetable garden. Fish in a nearby lake. Probably get into worshipping Hircine. Just live a normal life that has nothing to do with going on adventures or fulfilling my destiny.

kill jester

Pledge my soul to every daedric lord so that I am immortal. Then live forever and get all the nord pussy I want from being the dragonborn.

>>716263263 (OP)
Are game mechanics a thing, isekai style? Or is Tamriel realistic and I could die of dysentery or an infected wound at age 25? If the former, oh baby here comes the Dragonborn. If the latter... fuck, I don't know, I'd think really really hard on what quests are the easiest to complete and involve the least combat, then marry a qt Nord woman and live with her/start working in her town. An honest, quiet life as a background NPC.

Actually, scratch that, if I wake up in the cart it'd mean I'd be the Dragonborn no matter what, and becoming a background NPC would mean Alduin wins and ends up eating the world. Fuck. Well I'd probably die in a ditch somewhere then. Oh well.

>>716264431
>An honest, quiet life as a background NPC
I've always wanted a fantasy game where you play as some normal person living in the back round of a typical main story where you try to get through the day-to-day as the world is consumed by various crises while the heroes go on the quest to save the day.

>>716263263 (OP)
i die with the generic spinning death animation during the tutorial

>>716264585
Gothic

>>716264675
>G1: end up suited with magic ore power armor banishing a demon back to the shadow realm
>G2: revealed to be the avatar of one of the gods and hunt like five different dragons with your necromancer bro
>G3: you singlehandedly win the decade long war with the Orcs all over the mainland
NTA but you stop being a background NPC in Gothic halfway through the first game

>>716263263 (OP)
NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE

Why is the prisoner transport arriving at Helgen from the south road?

>>716266263
That's a good point, actually.

>>716263263 (OP)
Start yelling for Alduin, make sure he's up there somewhere. Then go check on Delphine to see what lewd mods are installed. Collect female draugr harem regardless of whatever mods are installed

>>716266504
>t. Arondil

I think the only difficult choice would be which school of magic to powerlevel first

>>716266263
Doing some logical acrobatics, if you look at Helgen on a map, it's the closest firmly established Imperial settlement to Darkwater Crossing, which is where Ralof says the ambush took place. They probably meant to go to Solitude but Tullius was afraid there'd be a rescue attempt either by the Stormcloaks or the Thalmor to keep the war going

>>716266774
Restoration to make sure you don't die first and foremost

>>716263263 (OP)
become a priestess of mara and secretly whore myself at night to elven men

>>716266774
>>716266854
alteration for the same but also free lockpicking

>>716263263 (OP)
Shapeshift to get my hair back when the imperial asks me who I am.

>>716266774
>>716267031
Alteration is basically a meal ticket into becoming rich.
>commission cheap iron statues
>transmutation into gold
>sell them at huge mark up
>become property owner and retire
You just have to hope that there aren't any organizations going around preventing shit like that.

>>716263263 (OP)
run away from skyrim to a more interesting nation

>>716267537
>Morrowind is a post-apocalyptic ashfield
>Hammerfell is full of R*dguards
>Black Marsh is inhospitable and you'll end with 7 different kinds of larvae nesting inside your skull
>Cyrodiil is even more cucked and regulated by the Thalmor
>never-fucking-mind Summerset Isle
>Valenwood is full of giant mosquitoes and cannibals
The only real options would be Elsweyr if you prefer summer over winter, don't mind sweating buckets every day for the rest of your life because you live in a desert or you are, Talos forbid, a f*rry... or High Rock, because it's like Cyrodiil but less fucked? Probably more gay, but I'm sure there'd be plenty of qt Breton chicks to charm into bed

>>716266780
The logic, whatever it may be, of stopping short in Helgen is not really the question, rather the logistics of the retinue approaching from the south road, which connects only to the Pale Pass, rather than the east road, which is where it should otherwise be naturally arriving from, if truly on the way from Darkwater Crossing? Pic very much related.
On a semi-related note, I have no idea what border Ralof is referring to when he claims that they all got caught "trying to cross the border" considering Darkwater Crossing is not named for a border, rather the bridge that crosses the Darkwater River. All the same, the bridge and its small village are nowhere near the borders of Morrowind or Cyrodiil, or the Holds themselves, which never appear to have any official "crossings" so to speak.
It kinda feels like nobody was driving the boat when writing all this shite. Five minutes in and already nothing makes sense.

>>716267873
isn't mainlaind morrowind safer?

>>716267873
>go to Elysweyr for the pretty kitties
>stay because you died of fucking heatstroke in some desert or jungle
Its not worth it, /v/ros...

Fuck every Nord women and get them addicted to Redguard cock. Now, Nord women can’t get satisfied by Nordbois anymore

>>716268146
Just drink water. You don't even have a fur coat heating you up you'll have an easier time than the locals.

>>716268309
Sorry Anon, Indians aren't worthy of being isekai'd into the Elder Scrolls.

>>716267873
>die of starvation because you can't physically eat any of the local cuisine without going into a drug induced coma

>>716268034
Comparatively, yeah. Still, the An-Xileel managed to reach Mournhold and while pushed back as far as we know the Argonians are still occupying the very south of the province. Mournhold was only reclaimed circa 4E 151 for example. You can read more about it here:
https://www.imperial-library.info/content/topic-morrowind-in-the-4th-era

>>716268401
No way they don't have dishes for imperial boys

>>716268401
I don't think moon sugar is actually dangerous to consume unless its refined into skooma. The Khajiit use it themselves and they still get fucked up from skooma, so I have to assume its a least somewhat safe to eat in moderation. If its an issue you would have to survive off food you prepare and cook yourself.

Hear me out:
Elder Scrolls, but with Final Fantasy's Ivalice races.

>>716267995
Yeah they probably just wanted the player to feel like he had *just* crossed over into Skyrim coming from Pale Pas, even if narratively he shares carriage with POWs caught in a random inland eastern village

>>716263263 (OP)
Pick male khajiit and settle down with cat wife.

>>716268525
unless you're a khajiit it's gonna lay you out

I CHIM the fuck out.

>>716267873
High Rock?

>>716263263 (OP)
I kill myself again

>>716268641
Why would you willingly become a cat boy?

>>716268542
Elder Scrolls but it's anything but Elder Scrolls automatically improves it. Elder Scrolls has god tier lore but the games are incapable of actually doing anything with it and the reality is it's extremely generic.

>>716263263 (OP)
Pray that my mod list reincarnated with me. If it did then I go get my bolter and power armor and track down all my harem members.

>>716263263 (OP)
I collect the digimon toys and settle down in Breezehome of course.

>>716268636
Then he kinda fucked up by saying "You were caught trying to cross the border, same as us" implying they were all at the same border, together.
Not to mention that The Pale Pass is canonically inaccessible due to weather conditions.

>>716268954
It just works

>>716267995
I'm confused by this post. The carriage approaches from the eastern road, no? On the way to Riften. Which is the way to Darkwater Crossing as well. I don't know where the idea of this 'South' road came from.
>all got caught
Only (You) got caught trying to cross the border, which could be the Pale Pass and Helgen isn't far from there. You could've been picked up by an Imperial squad and escorted to. Even then, we could always just assume Ralof is incorrect, possibly getting you confused for someone else. After all, You aren't on the list.

>>716263263 (OP)
Assuming I survive the tutorial, I'd buy a spell tome and a carriage ride to the mage college for a free bed and education.

>>716266912
based. elven dick just hits different

Becoming a student under the college of Winterhold does sound like the comfiest option, but given how reviled the institution is by the locals and how the settlement sank into the Sea of Ghosts I wonder how comfortable your stay would actually be in terms of food, supplies and such.
Does any schmuck in Tamriel have the capability for magic or do you need a degree of magical aptitude we don't have to worry about in game because we're the main character?

>>716268401
>>716268525
You’ll just die from diabetes, Khajiit are a bunch of fatasses who douse their food in magic corn syrup. You could ask for a sugar free dish but they’ll probably look at you funny.

>>716269574
>Does any schmuck in Tamriel have the capability for magic or do you need a degree of magical aptitude we don't have to worry about in game because we're the main character?
I'm pretty sure its the latter. You can meet some random guy with a mages staff who desperately wants to be a mage but was turned away from the College because he couldn't actually do magic and was just using the staff to cast fireballs and shit. So I guess most people either have no mana or have such a small amount they can't cast any spells.
Honestly if the Elder Scrolls were actually RPGs magic would be something that was completely impossible for most characters you make unless you specifically built your character to be magically inclined.

>>716269238
It does not. It approaches from a southern fork that merges with the eastern road right before the entrance to the city. You can see two NPCs walking by (or sometimes even running into) the retinue as you approach. You can also simply go back to Helgen at any point and fuck about, looking at the geography.
>Only (You) got caught trying to cross the border, which could be the Pale Pass
As I pointed out here>>716268954 the dialogue implies (You) were caught along with the Stormcloaks, not at different points in time, let alone at the Pale Pass, which as I pointed out has been closed since before the start of the game, but (presumably) after the start of the war, so a few months or so give or take.
(You) not being on the list really makes no sense, considering Lokir (the horse thief) was also on it, and was also trying to cross the imaginary border, but I get that it's just a cheap way of introducing the character creation.
If Ralof is wrong then so is Hadvir, because he presumes Tullius meant to take Ulfric back to Cyrodiil but opted to stop in Helgen. Maybe due to the state of the Pale Pass? Either way, the dialogue implies the transport was never at the Pale Pass.
I'm pretty sure fifteen different people wrote the storylines and lore, while fifteen more wrote the dialogue, and none of the thirty ever once spoke or cross-referenced with each other.

>>716263263 (OP)
Fly straight into the stratosphere because my life runs at 144hz

>>716263651
Both sides are useful idiots for the Mer-niggers.

>>716270509
Prolonging the war is useful to them, but a quick Stormcloak victory is not good for the Thalmor, despite what retards who think "hUmaNitY neEDs tO sTiCk toGEtheR" to fight against the Elves would like to say.
Imperial victory benefits them in the long run because Cyrodiil is a pathetic buck broken sinking ship they can use to continue fucking up Skyrim.

>>716270156
If I wanted to be as obtuse as Fromdrones, I could argue they were trying to get to Cyrodiil, learned of the Pale Pass's collapse and had to turn back around? If they are coming from the South-eastern road, that's where an Imperial Fort rests, no? They could, in theory, have went there to gather the carriages and process them.
>opted to stop in Helgne
I can't remember if it's cut content or a bug, but there is the dialogue between Elenwen and General Tullius, as Elenwen tries to take hold of Ulfric, most likely to let them escape to prolong the war. General Tullius could have suspected this, which would explain his haste for the execution to be done there.

>>716270906
It's very possible, yeah, but then the issue becomes Hadvar's dialogue, considering he makes no reference to it and doesn't really seem to understand why they weren't going to Cyrodiil at all.
In fact, Hadvar's dialogue goes even further and outright states that the Dragonborn was caught at Skyrim's border, which makes no sense in either context. He even implies you're from Cyrodiil.
>Oh, right, you were caught trying to cross the border into Skyrim, weren't you?
>You haven't heard of the civil war in Skyrim? I guess down in Cyrodiil people have other things to worry about.
>I thought we were taking Ulfric back to Cyrodiil, but I guess the General changed his mind. You know the rest.
See what I mean? It feeling like the people who wrote this never once spoke to each other during production?
And all of this is five minutes into the story.

>>716266263
>>716266465
It's the only closer hold not controlled by Stormcloaks, with roads protected by the Imperial camp near Ivarstead.

>>716264212
Let's begin our quest.

>>716269621
*Diabeetus

>>716263263 (OP)
I'd go find me a nice reguard wife and settle down in Ivarstead and drill some oil

>>716271631
see>>716267995

>>716271363
Yeah, I guess if you really think about it. I wonder if this intro was botched in some way due to them having to remove the greater focus on the Civil War? I never went so far, as I always chalked up to (You) not being the prisoner in question and ending up as someone else, considering our name wasn't on the list.

>>716272080
Daily reminder that Saadia is canonically a lying Thalmor whore

uninstall

>>716263263 (OP)
kino thread OP

>>716263263 (OP)
I go straight to elsweyr and marry a khajiit in a tropical paradise

>>716263263 (OP)
Try to escape so I die quicker and get sweet peace from life

>>716268767
>>716272459
>>716272675
>suicide sad sacks get isekai'd and keep trying to kill themselves
>they keep getting sent to fantasy worlds

>>716272417
Funny part of that is you haven't even given them your name yet, so my assumption was that there was just a list of niggas that were known to be traveling with the Stormcloak retinue, implying that the Empire (and Thalmor) have done some real in-depth scouting prior to the ambush, so they knew even the most randoms of the randoms, like Lokir.
Unfortunately even that gets BTFO'd one way or another by the dialogue.
I really don't get why they couldn't just leave everything regarding the Dragonborn to be ambiguous. How about we're just a traveler from nowhere in particular who happens to be in Helgen and witnesses the execution?
For me, my Dragonborn was an Imperial spy who was so deep undercover that my name was never even reported to "the list" as a means to keep my cover, only to then realize I was betrayed and meant to be executed to keep my secrets after the war was over. Yada, yada, yada, I rejoin the Empire because Tullius is a pretty cool guy, but I execute Titus Mede II because he's a gay homo, and that's pretty much where my story ends because the political content can't go any further and there's no depth, so fuck it.
Fuck being Dragonborn. I hate that that shit is the main quest.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>716263263 (OP)
hope they execute me before this shit starts in earnest and I have to spend another 400 hours as a stealth archer.

>>716272875
Elder scrolls universe would be one of the better fantasy worlds to go. Immortality and higher power is easy to achieve

Try to escape helgen during the dragon attack and make my way to riverwood, dodge wolves using the slow river, chop up wood until I have enough for magic, and then train on crabs & wolves.

is there a mod to replace delphine with belle delphine?

>>716273324
Let's be honest anon, none of us would be able to aim a bow for shit irl, nevermind have the strength to pull consecutive full string bow shots without getting tired

>>716273371
You could also get soul trapped

>>716273503
i do, u pussy ass whyteboi. if me and u isekai’d together, id make u my lil bitch boy and get u addicted to dat gud redguard dick

>>716273212
>Fuck being Dragonborn
I agree.
As much as I enjoy Skyirm, and it's mostly because of mods I suspect, it doesn't have anything interesting story-wise. None of the factions are well-written, the Civil War is... kinda okay? I think they do a well enough job to prevent a clear 'best' choice, baring some peoples insane crackpot theory. But quests and stories are such a disappointment in this game, and not even mods have come up with anything better.

>>716273503
This reminds me of this old as fuck greentext story (that I think was from /tg/) about a bunch of randos getting sent to a fantasy world through portals only for most of them to end up homeless, dead or selling their asses on the street because they had no skills that would be useful in a medieval fantasy society and were out of shape.

>>716263263 (OP)
I would be immediately suspicious because Ralof is dressed wrong

>>716274038
redguards arent the niggers of the Elder Scrolls, thats the orcs
nice larping though, pajeet

>>716274038
There's no India equivalent in these games so I think there'd be nowhere for you to fit in

>>716263263 (OP)
Get married to a rich hagraven

>>716274072
>because they had no skills that would be useful in a medieval fantasy society and were out of shape
Same vibe

>>716274278
>wait a second, he shouldn't be wearing something like that
>oh no
>oh god no
>what other mods are installed
>HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT

>>716274063
I never really understood people bitching about being a fated hero. I don't know why that makes so many people cry out their ass. If you wanna say it's not well handled that's one thing. But to complain about the very idea of being a destined hero in it of itself is retarded, that's how so many fantasy games go but for some reason it's something people hold against Skyrim. I'd take being the dragonborn any day over the bullshit in oblivion where you do everything, then at the end the game says 'you're not actually the main character lol'.

>>716270509
you have to be pretty stupid to go through the intro and think both sides are equally bad, the entire point of the game is to show what a unsalvageable shitshow the Empire is now.

>>716263263 (OP)
Not side with the impericucks(the hostile faction that is literally about to behead you 5 minutes into the game).

>>716263263 (OP)
Kill Greta the unkind >>716264212

>>716264212
Jingle noooooo!

>>716274063
The interesting part about the Civil War is nobody is wrong, and nobody is right, and ultimately? Nothing even happens.
So you get to the end and it's just kind of like
>Oh yeah, that happened
and everybody just goes on living. I didn't really care for The Witcher 3, but I did like how the world seemed to actually be affected by the ongoing war and the individual players taking advantage of it.
The Civil War, The Thieves Guild, The Dank Brotherhood, Vampires, Werewolves, etc... it all feels detached. Like it's all happening somewhere else, in its own little dialogue bubble, and once it's resolved there's no aftereffect.
I mean shit, the residents of Darkwater Crossing have no dialogue regarding the Imperial/Stormcloak skirmish that is supposed to have occurred there.
I actually use to think there was some hidden subplot where the residents of the town were replaced and were actually just Imperial/Thalmor spies.
I think they just legitimately did not give a fuck when writing this game. I mean holy crap, as shite as Fallout 4 is, it's a dream compared to how unfinished Skyrim feels.
Pic related, this was something that really struck a chord with me after playing TW3, because I was just not expecting a follow-up to a long-forgotten subplot, let alone some shit like this, and it's a feeling that never happens at all in Shitrim. Legitimate spoilers.

>>716274564
Personally, I don't like the idea of Chosen One bullshit because in a way it feels like you are being railroaded by destiny. Maybe I don't want to be the avatar of a Nordic god? Maybe I want to be a funny little wizard fella? RPGs built around the idea of being the Chosen One often suffer from every character you make being too similar.

>top 5 cutest girls is locked behind the murderhobo cult questline
Fugg you Todd

>>716263263 (OP)
travel to Windhelm to get used by big strong Nords and their fat cocks
redguard btw

>>716274564
i guess just tired of the cliche? at least i tihnk thats most peoples reason. a lot of people get outright pissed when its the theme of the game.
i dont know. i dont like power fantasy but if a games good, then its good.

>>716275042
>Tags: All_The_Way_Through

>>716272563
May your road lead you to warm sands and a warmer bed, my friend.

>>716263263 (OP)
Kill myself immediately and hope that next time I don't get put into the fucking Elder Scrolls franchise. Good fucking God

>>716274564
For me, it's because it's explicitly more of an RPG (or meant to be, anyway) than the usual Action-Adventure with some RP mechanics, like Dragon's Dogma.
Do I care about being the Arisen in Dragon's Dogma? Fuck no. Because it's an Action-Adventure game with a linear story, great combat, and an actual cool as fuck dragon.
Elder Scrolls bills itself as an RPG, it has shit combat, in Skyrim's case a really fucking bad story and a boring dragon, AND it insults you by railroading you from the word go.
So... why am I playing Skyrim if I can't roleplay? It ain't for the fucking gameplay, that's for damn sure.

>>716275375
That's just how the elder scrolls has been since morrowind. Don't wanna be the nevereverrine or whatever it's called? Too bad bitch

>>716275110
Fucking normies love the murderhobo factions so much. You don’t see people complaining that the Fighters Guild (erm excuse me the daedric worshipping werewolf cunts) is shit. It can’t be that hard to make an interesting questline about killing monsters & bandits. You also have the Imperial Cult missing

>>716275375
Skyrim is borderline not a RPG. Every character you make can become the leader of every guild, master every skill and complete every quest, so you don't really end up playing any sort of role beyond "the guy that fucking does everything ever". All the fucking quests can be completed in only one way, too. So "role playing" in Bethesda games has less to do with how you complete a quest and more to do with what quests you chose to ignore.

ive been itching to replay this but with the requiem mod, whats a good modlist? i was thinking lorerim or wildlander, lorerim looks really over the top though

>>716263263 (OP)
Kill myself again

>>716263263 (OP)
impregnate high elf females

>>716275552
>Every character you make can become the leader of every guild, master every skill and complete every quest
Sounds like 90% of RPGs out there

>>716275513
Calling a faction the fighters/thieves/mage guild has always been retarded. So for that reason alone the companions aren't as shitty as the fighters guild.

>>716275625
Requiem is an overhaul, you can't slap it in with Lorerim or Wildlander.

>>716275847
those mods are literally built around requiem anon.

>>716275552
>>716275783
video game RPGs really are pretty shite
>Final Fantasy is considered an RPG
hell of a timeline we're in

>>716275552
> Every character you make can become the leader of every guild, master every skill and complete every quest, so you don't really end up playing any sort of role beyond "the guy that fucking does everything ever".
Who the hell cares?
>All the fucking quests can be completed in only one way
That's a complaint I can actually get behind. But hardly anyone talks about that compared to that first part of your post. Priorities man, this is why you don't get good rpgs anymore. You prioritize the wrong shit.

>>716275754
>creating more Altmer
First thing I'm doing is killing this guy with a soul trapping dagger.

>>716275110
Something something murderhobo is actually le based and high t cause might makes right or some shit

>>716275975
>Who the hell cares?
Gatekeeping is the cornerstone of RPing. If you go left, you cannot go right. Making decisions, a commitment. The impact of your choice is lost without the sacrifice.

>>716275930
FF7 is unironically more of an rpg then skyrim although that's not really saying much

>>716275110
>>716275513
>>716276061
this feels like one person

>>716276015
>implying I won't be sending my high elf bastards to work in my private kwama mine
The higher they are

Become an alchemist and destroy the local economy with 1500+ value potions.

>>716276015
Altmer are giant pussies anyways

>>716276114
Multiple ways of choosing how you want to approach a quest is infinitely more important

>>716276120
idk mang, the most i remember you being able to do in FF7 is choosing who to ride the ferris wheel with

>>716275887
well then i guess im a retard
ignore me. i didnt know they were made specifically for Requiem, as Requiem is a very large gameplay overhaul and usually modlists dont account for all that

>>716275975
>Who the Hell cares?
>But hardly anyone talks about that compared to that first part of your post
Obviously a lot people care, because its fucking annoying that every character you make in "role playing game" is ostensibly the same fucking character. If the only thing separating a female Khajiit rogue from an male Imperial wizard is appearance then what's the fucking point? RPGs shouldn't just let you do everything in a single play though.

>>716276242
I agree, but I also think it extends beyond that as well. Being able to approach all situations as one is fair, if the others have the potential to acknowledge it, and affect your involvement in their questline.
I.E. if you show up at a Mage's Guild as the leader of the Companions with high stats in non-magic skills, have them recognize this and treat you differently, potentially even blocking your advancement behind harder and harder achievements.
It's the little things, yeah? The devil's somewhere in there.

>>716267279
>You just have to hope that there aren't any organizations going around preventing shit like that.
isnt that what the thieves guild? they would sure as fuck be interested in some random guy suddenly flooding the market with gold statues out of nowhere
at the very least theyd want a cut

>>716276284
I should've phrased it differently. ho the hell should care? All those complaints aren't what people really care about. Because you play games that people jack off over like the witcher 3 or new vegas, those games are mostly praised for the branching paths in the quests. Quest design is more important, but when it comes to what people chose to complain about with Skyrim it's always some shit hardly anyone really cares about like becoming the leader of multiple factions

>>716276184
You have to wonder how those people buying 'Fortify Personality +500 for one second' potions feel.

>>716276168
I assure you I'm not. I didn't even mean that much when called DB a murderhobo cult other than Muiri not being available in playthroughs where you roleplay a more morally neutral character

>>716276538
>You shouldn't care about this retarded design philosophy because... YOU JUST SHOULDN'T, OKAY?!
Fuck off, retard. It is the main reason Skyrim is a shit game. There's no point in playing a role playing game if every character you make is the same. Fallout NV is better than Bethesda shit mainly because the character you make is limited by what points you invest in and what traits you get.
Also The Witcher is a shitty fucking RPG too because the only character you can play is Geralt the Witcher.

>>716263651
Both sides are being played by the Jews

Obsidian fanboys and Reddit hate Todd because he speaks the truth through his art

Can somebody explain Alchemy to me, if I'm missing something? I've tried on various occasions to be the Severus Snape of Skyrim and just be a potion master who uses it in all facets of gameplay, AND NOT ABUSE IT FOR MONETARY GAIN, but I can't get a grasp on it.
Is it just really fucking boring, or am I doing it wrong? I pick a bunch of ingredients, buy out the stock from shops, hell I even once kept an IRL journal for potion recipes. It's just super fucking dull and none of the potions even seem that fun or interesting. Also the inventory clutter is even more AIDS than Tears of the Kingdom.

>>716264241
>he wants to have sex with women who look like men

>>716267995
>autist seething at 15yo game

>>716263263 (OP)
SEX WITH THE DIBELLAN WHORE IN RIFTEN

>>716276246
RPG doesn't mean "dungeons and dragons."

>>716263263 (OP)
am I the dragonborn?

>>716276901
Well, Snape didn't actually use his potions in battle. He swung his wand like everyone else

>>716276901
I swear you just use it to abuse enchanting

>>716274468
Larping as a mystic man type figure and predicting or “ seeing “ future inventions/events would make you very valuable to Kings and such

Would you really want to live in a house with a dirt floor and shitty thatched roof and little, if any, access to competent medicine?

>>716275552
You literally just described every RPG

Anti-bethesda derangement syndrome is true insanity

YOU FINALLY AHH WAKE CUH DA FUK U BEAN??

>>716277389
>dirt floor
not real
>thatched roof
yes, its comfy
>access to competent medicine
my wife is a healer

>>716277389
Nigga there’s literally a potion called cure disease. Your redditor tard lard body wouldn’t survive in Skyrim anyways. I’m a Chad so I’d fuck the baddest argonian bitches

>>716276880
You can easily make a jack of all trades character in NV and the game is easier than FO3 or Skyrim because it’s so easy to get money in FONV

Stormcloaks are retarded emotional children. Wah wah the Empire was mean to me once so I'm going to help the Elves enslave all of mankind

gayest shit ever

>>716277142
I mean, it kind of does, in the contemporary sense, and especially as it relates to video game RPGs, which were almost exclusively designed and influenced by it.
If a term becomes warped to the extent that it has such a broad, ambiguous definition, of what purpose is the term? Defeats the very point of language.
>Sans Lingua Franca

>>716276542
It makes you feel high most likely so it's used as a legal alternative to skooma.
>>716276901
Get the mod that lets you throw poisons and spam them.

>>716277142
>>716277815
For reference,
What makes Far Cry 4 NOT an RPG?

>>716277549
Is there an apothecary in your village? Can you afford a potion?

i'm only going if i can bring maomao

>>716278425
yeah nigga
>>716278665
id NTR you btw. maomao would get addicted to my fat cock

>>716277815
This is why I hate D&Dfags. For a game that takes a lot of imagination and creativity, you're unbelievably close-minded.

>>716278984
I don't even play D&D, I just hate how the genre of "RPG" has become slapped on any game so as to give it an excuse for why its core gameplay mechanics are so shitty. Final Fantasy is just a linear Adventure game with poorly balanced Strategy combat and absolutely fuck all. It may have the illusion of RP terminology/mechanics, but it in no way emphasizes them, let alone executes them with any attempt at quality.

I sure as shit don't go to Bleak Falls Barrow right away, I know that much.
Maybe I apprentice myself to a blacksmith, or use my knowledge of the game to collect easily-obtainable loot to set myself up for success before starting things in earnest.

>>716279426
>Final fantasy
shouldn't even be considered. It's a joke of a series sailing purely on brand recognition alone.

>>716272875
>"Mulligan..."
>"Mulligan..."
>"...this one doesn't seem so b-" (*notices black elves having sex with bears*)
>>"Mulligan..."

>>716274468
>pic
kek this is always the problem with that fantasy.
Couldn't even make something as simple as gunpowder.

>>716263651
they're stronger

>>716263651
amerimutts have generational trauma and will support entities that steal their foreskin

>>716263263 (OP)
>go to loverslab
>Install sex mods

>>716280320
>>"...this one doesn't seem so b-" (*notices black elves having sex with bears*)
why are they like that?

>>716281589
This is some of the most nonsensical thirdie screeching I've seen in a while, a bot maybe?

>>716281652
>Spend hours trying to make sex mods work.
>They're all extremely janky pieces of shit.
>Finally get some to work.
>Use them once.
>Never use them again.
dicks go missing when having sex outside, I gave up.
>>716281783
No he's right, americans are slaves to jews. You'll talk about how much you hate jews then turn around and debate sales statistics and shit on games that don't sell as much as AAA garbage.

>>716263263 (OP)
Ignore the main quest so the dragons don't spawn

>>716281783
dumb jewslave

>>716263263 (OP)
>Get Isekai'd to Elder Scrolls when I die
that would be rad

>>716263263 (OP)
Follow the quest marker

pick a female character at ccs
run to a nearest bandit cave
profit

>>716272875
would make a funny 13 episode anime

>>716283897
Ew. At least go to an orc stronghold, race of men have such small dicks compared to orc men

>>716263263 (OP)
reddit thread

>>716263263 (OP)
glad I'm not a furfag or scale freak. take my dark elf ass to winterhold to bitch about the racists while being racist.

>>716267279
>You just have to hope that there aren't any organizations going around preventing shit like that.
Surely no one could possibly anticipate this brilliant and unforeseen exploit!

>>716263263 (OP)
Rape
>b-but you'll go to jail!
Assault is a 40 gold bounty, and jail sentences translate into 1 day per 100 gold (up to a maximum of 7 days). Realistically you could get drunk, rape two women, then sleep off the beers in county jail to be a free man the next day

You can also persuade guards not to bother with any bounty under 100 so at the bare minimum you can get two rapes in at each Hold (18 rapes in total) before you even have to serve a sentence. Personally I'm gonna go for the struggling Argonian tavern owners in Riften (both of them) as my first port of call

>>716273371
it's also one where you could easily end up being tortured forever in places like Coldharbor, or have your soul used to enchant a Sload's buttplug.

>>716263651
I like my humans having some semblance of intelligence and their gods somewhat competent against the forces of elves

>>716280536
Why does it have to be technical knowledge specifically? If you just told them about the existence of germs, and the basic idea of disinfection, which any modern idiot would know, you could save millions of lives and give the field of medicine a huge head-start.

Find Kharjo and make him my husband.

>>716277389
>access to competent medicine?
Yeah man it really sucks for them how they can get instantly cured of anything for free by a priest at a local temple, instead of buying questionable poison made by evil corporation.

Gonna go join the companions then become a cannibal that gives stable boys the knot

>>716263263 (OP)
>What do you do next?
Master the school of Alteration (For Paralyze spells), and school of Illusion (For Invisibility) and do lewd things to girls.

>>716287860
Not even my grandmother believes in these "germs" and laughs when I speak about "disinfection", I don't see how the medieval people's response would be any different.

>>716263263 (OP)
Kill myself and hope I wake up in Fallout: New Vegas instead.

>>716269875
TES games are RPGs, faggot

>>716286140
Darkies and Lizards commixing in the dock barrack but still racist as fuck to each other

>>716290985
>Kill yourself just so you end up killing yourself gain when HRT doesn't work
Weird but hey it's your decision

>>716264212
Am I a chocolate elf vampire? If not, they should just chop my neck

>>716263263 (OP)
Hate the news.

What difficulty is the world on?

>>716292030
Kek

>>716263263 (OP)
Assuming I don't die beforehand, make my way to the Khajiit caravan and woo the guard lady into becoming my wife

>>716290925
Have you considered that your grandma is just a retard?

>>716276960
I'm stuck in the elder scrolls verse, gotta take what I can get.

>>716263263 (OP)
kill myself for waking up in such a shit game

>>716268778
Racemixing is disgusting. I want to have kids with her, not just pump and dump.

I wish you could spare Deeja and Jaree, there even plans to have her arrested instead of killed

>>716263263 (OP)
Get up to the point where you become the Thane of Whiterun then rape the hottest bitch I find then tell the guards I'm the Thane so they look the other way.

>>716263263 (OP)
go and find a really expensive golden claw in a dungeon and give it to some smelly store owner in order to bang his daughter

>>716263263 (OP)
Change my seat so that I'm sitting to the left of the Dragonborn and make sure that he gets out before I do.

>>716297668
>aela eats a raw leg of lamb and sleeps on the floor curled up

>>716297668
I'd rather Aela rape me

>>716267995
>It kinda feels like nobody was driving the boat when writing all this shite
I miss Kirkbride.

>>716268392
They would be Argonians, arabs would be Khajiit.

>>716263459
same

Is this cinematic writing? Its all disjointed, and if the intro is flawed, what's the point of it all. The more I get into the lore, the less I want ES6, but there are no similar alternatives. And even if Player creates a whatever backstory, the game has its own plotholes and will make sure there are contradictions left and right, that you will have to ignore over and over again. The most obvious is PC having a 'good' playthrough and being forced into criminal activities. The writing does not respect the player as a free individual with their own choices, but it does claim it.

attempt to copulate with Alduin

>>716263651
imperial history is cooler than nords

>>716263263 (OP)
marry mai waifu

>>716281848
dumbass cant even get simple mods to work right and he thinks he knows anything

>>716296169
But enough about waking up in Dark Souls

>>716263263 (OP)
Nope the fuck out of skyrim (in my head). Til I realise I'm here for a reason and I should be more responsible. Especially since things won't be any easier wherever I end up. Much like real life.

>>716270703
>Imperial victory benefits them in the long run
No it doesn't lol
The dossiers specifically talk about arming the stormcloaks if the imperials start winning too much
They'd rather have a stormcloak victory than an imperial victory

I find a cute orc gf to settle down with

>>716308694
>>716308694
Status: Asset (uncooperative), Dormant, Emissary Level Approval

Description:JarlofWindhelm, leader of theStormcloak rebellion,Imperial Legionveteran

Background:
Ulfricfirst came to our attention during theFirst War against the Empire, when he was taken as a prisoner of war during the campaign for theWhite-Gold Tower. Under interrogation, we learned of his potential value (son of the Jarl of Windhelm) and he was assigned as an asset to the interrogator, who is nowFirst Emissary Elenwen. He was made to believe information obtained during his interrogation was crucial in the capture of theImperial City(the city had in fact fallen before he had broken), and then allowed to escape. After the war, contact was established and he has proven his worth as an asset. The so-calledMarkarth Incidentwas particularly valuable from the point of view of our strategic goals inSkyrim, although it resulted in Ulfric becoming generally uncooperative to direct contact.

Operational Notes:
Direct contact remains a possibility (under extreme circumstances), but in general the asset should be considered dormant. As long as thecivil warproceeds in its current indecisive fashion, we should remain hands-off. The incident atHelgenis an example where an exception had to be made - obviously Ulfric's death would have dramatically increased the chance of anImperialvictory and thus harmed our overall position in Skyrim. (NOTE: The coincidental intervention of thedragonat Helgen is still under scrutiny. The obvious conclusion is that whoever is behind the dragons also has an interest in the continuation of the war, but we should not assume therefore that their goals align with our own.) A Stormcloak victory is also to be avoided, however, so even indirect aid to the Stormcloaks must be carefully managed.

>A Stormcloak victory is also to be avoided.

Confident dumbass number 218800.

>>716263263 (OP)
Man I really hope my porn and rape mods are installed. This place is ugly as hell in vanilla

>>716310092
>also
There you have it
Also implies that the thalmor aren't seeking an imperial victory either (it should be obvious from the context since they are discussing stomcloak aid there, but apparently for stormcucks its not obvious enough)

Therefore, my point is correct, RETARD

>>716280861
endgame dragonborn can solo both the empire and the dominion

>>716263263 (OP)
Poop his pants, learn magic and find the spell for bringing the coomer mods

Do i still get the character creator? If yes i'm becoming a huge fucking nord, fighting dragons and plundering tombs until i get rich, then retire to windhelm and grab me a dunmer wife and live cozy. Nobody to progress the civil war storyline so nothing will ever happen

>>716263263 (OP)
I'll climb a mountain

>>716276880
>Fallout NV is better than Bethesda shit mainly because the character you make is limited
When was the last time you played New Vegas

>>716298147
sister*

>>716263263 (OP)
>>716264431
I assume it is the
>Tamriel realistic and I could die of dysentery or an infected wound at age 25
kind of isekai.
So... chop wood and do oddjobs for people in Riverwood and Whiterun, pick up on crafting, learn basics of blacksmithing from Alvor, Adrianne. Join companions and train like a motherfucker. Use my existing knowledge to make a good compound bow, or a good crossbow. Practice archery. Spend money on more training, learning. Get on with alchemy. Earn more money - enough to buy a house with a small garden. Practice alchemy and medicine, while growing herbs and whatnot and supplying healing potions/medicines to Companions, Temple, and whatnot.
Live a life of a craftsman, while practicing and training with Companions.

>be me
>6th year in Skyrim
>bought myself a homestead near Whiterun
>have a decent garden
>have a small alchemy lab
>one day a man comes by
>"i am the Dragonborn, sell me your potions!"
>i say alright and trade him various ones
>some time later in Whiterun
>me buying some sundries
>local chit-chat mentions that the dragonborn was killed while fighting a dragon
>oh no, my potions were not good!
>turns out he climbed onto the beast and was thrown off when it took flight, and he cracked his skull and broke his spine
>"oh no!"
>some weeks later
>another dragonborn comes to buy my potions
Living a quiet life has its perks.

>>716263263 (OP)
Achieve CHIM for I am awake in a world of dreamers.

Then I install sex mods.

Captcha is called me S-O-Y....

Perfect for a shit post

>>716263263 (OP)
>wait until we arrive in Helgen
>as we get lined up before execution
>i say "execute Ulfric first, you never know if there is a rescue party after him, and you dont want to risk it"
>ulfric gets executed first
>then the stormcloaks
>when my time comes up i negotiate
Assuming that they executed Ulfric and his co, surely they will just imprison me or assign hard labour, and then release me? Or will it be chopping block for me too?
Id rather slave off for 5 or so years and then be a free man, rather than a dead one.
Or maybe they will accept me into Legion?
Or will it be
>we found him in the woods
>he was wearing some strange clothes
>he also speaks strangely
>was he found with Ulfric's men?
>no, just on a far hill, almost as cold as the snows around him
>been there for some time then?
>looks like it
>what did he say
>said he got "isekai'd" and this is all either a jest or a nightmare
>a daedra worshipper?
>doesnt look like the type, although i would not exclude him being a Sheogorath worshipper
>great, as if we dont have enough problems from... those...
>alright, throw him in a cell and then out in a few days. Ulfric's dead, so not much use out of the madman
And so after a few days, freedom sweet freedom.

>>716268767

>>716287860
Medical knowledge and basic chemistry would be invaluable. Same with agrotech, or metallurgy.

>>716274349
>honorable
>hard workers
>brave
>artisans
tes orcs aren't niggers in the slightest

>>716274468
electricity is as simple as taking a loop of copper wire, putting a magnet on a stick in the middle, and spinning the magnet
even today coal power plants generate steam to turn a turbine to spin a magnet around copper
just spin a fucking magnet

>>716318917
>he thinks he's getting away as a witness