Thread 716265829 - /v/ [Archived: 145 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:59 AM No.716265829
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Stuper mario
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My main beef with Nintendo is how they turn gaming into a hobby for overgrown children. Gaming can be quite mature, challenging, and artistic. But thanks to Nintendo the entire industry is manchildren desperately reliving their childhoods as they start their gender transitions.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:38 AM No.716266013
Nintendo is so based for ruining the hobby for mature gamers.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:02:53 AM No.716266426
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>>716265829 (OP)
>Gaming can be quite mature, challenging, and artistic. But thanks to Nintendo
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:21:07 AM No.716267640
>>716266426
You're aware there are FPSs without QTEs right?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:23:59 AM No.716267835
>>716265829 (OP)
>My main beef with Nintendo is how they turn gaming into a hobby for overgrown children
Videogames are literally for children
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:23:59 AM No.716267836
>>716267640
FPSs arenโ€™t hard except for grenade spam in MW2.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:24:33 AM No.716267882
>>716265829 (OP)
Video games should stay a kids' thing. Have you seen "mature" games?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:26:37 AM No.716268007
>>716265829 (OP)
Lemme explain you how shit will go.
Because your buddies are refusing to do games for kids, 50% of the kids don't know how to play games on a controller or keyboard/mouse anymore.
They're all on phones, and the number will grow, and 10-20 years from now, the "mature games you like" will be literal grandpa shit, with games being just phone scams.
You will live to see the games you like being replaced by chink gacha shit with hot furry waifus.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:59 AM No.716268181
nintendo derangement syndrome is real
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:18 AM No.716268208
>>716267836
Say that to my face in Quake and not online
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:19 AM No.716268209
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>>716265829 (OP)
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:30:47 AM No.716268304
Bing drones refuse to see video games as anything other than yippee wahoo toys for children because they're developmentally delayed. They make fun of anyone who likes "mature" aka real stories because they think people only pretend to enjoy that stuff to seem cool. It's the exact same as the everyone only pretends to like beer" comic.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:34:45 AM No.716268587
>>716268304
Any book completely mogs video game "stories"
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:44:21 AM No.716269243
>>716268587
Most tv series mog video game stories.
TLOU is like a middling episode of the walking dead, not even a good one.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:47:12 AM No.716269459
>>716265829 (OP)
They turned it into something that it already was?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:48:44 AM No.716269570
>>716265829 (OP)
Nintendo is literally one of the few companies in the AAA space that still make games targeted at kids. AAA gaming been an "adult hobby" for over a decade now.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:15:24 AM No.716271440
>>716267835
I mean go through the catalog
>gritty dark horror game with mystery elements
>>716266621
>mature hack-and-slash with a sexy boobs girl
>>716239297
>witty space shooter with optional romance
>>716271221

And then, here comes the Nintendo FLOOD
>reliving my childhood game :)
>>716266514
>happy smiling children's character :)
>>716173408
>silly mario, lol he's so silly :)
>>716269584

Like it or not Nintendo is a "force" which is pushing childish, cutesy, bright colored children's stuff into the mainstream. They take children's content and market it to "all ages" so the result is, manchildren replaying these kid's games into their 30's.

Honestly scrolling through the catalog, the Nintendo stuff is so fucking annoying. It's like little piles of dog poop littering the page.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:18:21 AM No.716271673
>>716271440
>Like it or not Nintendo is a "force" which is pushing childish, cutesy, bright colored children's stuff into the mainstream.
Yeah, that's why they're successful. They're the only ones trying to appeal to more than just 30-50 year olds who desperately want their toys to be taken seriously as an art form.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:19:11 AM No.716271747
>>716271440
Nintendofags are too busy making OC
>>716267837
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:23:01 AM No.716272062
>>716271440
Three threads each? Now that's cherrypicking.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:27:42 AM No.716272397
>>716272062
You know you can go into a store and find kid's games in the kid's aisle. You've probably never heard of the companies or the brands, but they're tailor made for kids, often educational and silly.
That is where this shit belongs. It belongs obscure, in a children's aisle, right next to the Jar Jar Binks and the Veggitales.

Nintendo though is using a mass-market strategy, pushing this cutesy children's stuff to "all ages". That's why the Nintendo games aren't relegated to the kid's aisle, they are front and center. They are the most purchased games in the entire world.

The result is, the entire videogaming population is turned into manchildren obsessed with nostalgia. The whole "speedrunning" phenomenon is a sad attempt to introduce adult-level difficulty and adult-level competitive drive into silly children's games, it's just so fucking sad.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:29:22 AM No.716272513
>>716265829 (OP)
>into a hobby for overgrown children
always was
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:32:17 AM No.716272725
>>716272397
Get your diaper changed already.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:36:00 AM No.716273004
>>716265829 (OP)
I just wanna play video games man, not play an interactive movie that isn't even good
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:41:59 AM No.716273469
>>716268208
Yeah Quakeโ€™s single player is pretty easy.