Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:05:05 AM No.716270731
An anon had a thread earlier using her in the thumbnail and it only just now hit me like a brick wall how fucked her last attempt at a redesign(around the Wii era) was completely fucking botched and how it looks really fucking uncanny compared to literally all of the other fucking kongs cause I never saw her as weird and uncanny looking until now.
Like does anyone else find it fucking weird how her muzzle(the part thats all skin. Takes up about 75% of her fucking face? From a design perspective if they want a kong to be young and/or cute, kongs like Diddy, Dixie, and Tiny(now along with Poppy) have the muzzle to head ratio like 50/50, akin to like the Sonic characters(although there muzzles are slightly smaller), but for Candy she has a really fucking large muzzle similair to the big male Kongs, and unlike her OG design where it matches something like Diddy Kong where it protrudes outwards but goes back in indicating the chin area, hers is completely spherical, and with the weird heart shape she looks like she took the bog-pill
>but anon you raging faggot, she had it round in DK 64 too
Yes but it doesnt reach true ugly without the big second flaw, her fucking snout. For all Kongs INCLUDING the recent updates to shit like Diddy and Dixie in Banaza, they ahve their snouts laying more flat, more animal like with the snouts potruding from the side, and the bases for the nose lay more flat on the face unlike a humans where they protrude outwards, but not ONLY does Candy have her snout sitting right ontop of her muzzle, it looks like the base of a regular humans nose(my immediate comparison is that it looks like Porky's nose from Earthbound) So while DK 64 also had the odd muzzle, her snout is more akin to the rest of the kongs, so she still is okay relatively.
Like I wonder how I never noticed all this time, was I just always staring at her tits? Does anyone have any design solutions to this?
Like does anyone else find it fucking weird how her muzzle(the part thats all skin. Takes up about 75% of her fucking face? From a design perspective if they want a kong to be young and/or cute, kongs like Diddy, Dixie, and Tiny(now along with Poppy) have the muzzle to head ratio like 50/50, akin to like the Sonic characters(although there muzzles are slightly smaller), but for Candy she has a really fucking large muzzle similair to the big male Kongs, and unlike her OG design where it matches something like Diddy Kong where it protrudes outwards but goes back in indicating the chin area, hers is completely spherical, and with the weird heart shape she looks like she took the bog-pill
>but anon you raging faggot, she had it round in DK 64 too
Yes but it doesnt reach true ugly without the big second flaw, her fucking snout. For all Kongs INCLUDING the recent updates to shit like Diddy and Dixie in Banaza, they ahve their snouts laying more flat, more animal like with the snouts potruding from the side, and the bases for the nose lay more flat on the face unlike a humans where they protrude outwards, but not ONLY does Candy have her snout sitting right ontop of her muzzle, it looks like the base of a regular humans nose(my immediate comparison is that it looks like Porky's nose from Earthbound) So while DK 64 also had the odd muzzle, her snout is more akin to the rest of the kongs, so she still is okay relatively.
Like I wonder how I never noticed all this time, was I just always staring at her tits? Does anyone have any design solutions to this?
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