>lots of games that throw half naked sluts at you
>very few games that try and give you a wholesome housewife experience
why is this?

>>716287803 (OP)
Normal domestic life stuff hardly makes for riveting gameplay.

>>716287803 (OP)
She's mom, right?

is this h or just ecchi garbage

>>716287959
Growing up is realizing that ecchi > explicit

>>716287803 (OP)
Usually there is some amount of chasing the women and 'earning' the sex scenes, thus the gameplay portion of said game. If you're just given a woman you can bang immediately, a lot potential build up is gone.

Also starting off with no bitches allows for seamless self-insert for all the lonely hentai consoomers.

>>716287879
TIL: the sims doesnt exist

>>716288167
It's other way around, Mr blue balls

>>716287879
but broken homes are narrative goldmine

>>716287803 (OP)
>naked apron
>huge tits
my almonds are activated

>>716287803 (OP)
the art style reminds me of Interspecies Reviewers

That's a big titty

>>716288523
It should since that's what it's from. That's the episode where she sells the clones or whatever.

>>716287803 (OP)
sauce

>>716287803 (OP)
I think games need to throw fully naked sluts at you.

>>716287803 (OP)
The wholesome housewife experience is one created by choices that are in opposition to short term gratification. Video games cannot fulfill the feeling.

stop making threads about every video you think is amusing even though it has nothing to do with video games and then coming up with a post that has the word games in it that you dont actually give a fuck about you just wanted to post your retarded picture because you are 14 and think its funny

>>716288167
Growing up is recognizing both have their strengths and enjoying them for it.

>>716287803 (OP)
I want to have sexual intercourse with her.

>>716288956
I play video games and this video is extremely relevant to my interests. Therefore, it is video games

>>716288679
And you should have to catch them and sort them in baskets before the time runs out.

Alright, I found the sauce:
Ishuzoku Reviewers; Ep. 10
Now fuck off.

>>716287803 (OP)
>very few games that try and give you a wholesome housewife experience
The Harvest Moon/RuneFactory Household farming & relationship sim is very popular and has tons of examples.

>>716288956
election torist

>>716289324
I don't remember the art style looking like that, but I'll still believe you. Because it's been an eternity since I watched it last.

>>716287803 (OP)
Would be better if she was a furry girl

>>716287803 (OP)
>men want some naked 12 year old looking chick with big titties to be their house slave
The state of men.

>716289657

>>716287803 (OP)
A believable simulation of an emotional relationship needs a crazy amount of scenarios which is gonna be very expensive to make
AI chatbots might make the dialogue side possible but good luck integrating a model into a game instead of the individual user token-based bullshit

>>716287879
Aren't there cooking and washing simulators and stuff. Just game-ify them a bit more.

>>716287803 (OP)
This looks like Ishozoku Reviewers, did a second season happen?

for context, this lady is a powerful witch that runs a disneyland sized brothel for patrons to do anything they want with their own clone of her. anything.

>>716289685
it's not bait if it's true. Also the truth is based.

>>716289748
the thing is, the average /v/irgin doesnt want a believable emotional relationship because then they would be rejected when they treat their partner horribly. no they want the other side to give them everything with minimal amount of effort involved, reinforcing their shitty behaviour forever and ever.

i can just imagine the absolute seething at some deep emotional waifu sim where the waifu just breaks up with you if you hurt her enough, dont tend to her emotional needs, ignore her, or just be a shitty partner in general, and she starts dating someone else who CAN do those things.

>>716289910
No. Although Passione is doing another “it’s just porn” anime this season. Nukitashi.

>>716288167
It's a healthy mix. Loads of Ecchi and then a final explicit scene to blow your load to. Great for good edge sessions.

You won't be getting the half naked sluts anymore so don't worry about that.

>>716289925
The town isn't actually a brothel, she just operates her clone business within it. They specifically mention there were issues with public indecency when she first started the business.

>>716287803 (OP)
We need more vidya girls with huge tits

>>716287879
What about a fantasy RPG where your main party member is your wife?

>>716290160
What about Snoot Game? You lose Fang if you're a dick to her and that game was loved and made by /v/.

>>716287803 (OP)
I want a wife that is built just like this and is happy when I wake up while she makes me food.

>>716287803 (OP)
based mage

>>716287803 (OP)
Ummm incel that's literally patriarchy.

>>716287803 (OP)
more games need casual nudity like that

>>716289235
Hy, пoгoди!

>>716287803 (OP)
BA has a wide assortment of loving daughterwives

>>716289925
huh, well to be fair if I lived in a world like that then I, you, and every man would be having sex with a clone of her in hebe form or lower. So its kind of funny they even suggest that was the case
anyway that description reminds me of that H game "once a porn a time"

>>716288452
Women does pic rel all the time and feel nothing

>>716288679

>>716287803 (OP)
>gigantic tits
>nipples visible through clothes
This is what I want to see in video games, but this cursed, gay and retarded world has decided that my pure wish is somehow beyond the pale.

>>716287803 (OP)
>wholesome housewife experience
Im sure this is not the thread for this but I definitely think a game about a whole family taking on an adventure is a theme that can do well. Sibling rivalry, the parents have a gomez/morticia relationship, grandpa the grumpy save ghost saying he would have already saved the world by now.

>>716287803 (OP)
I regret not watching this sooner

>>716287803 (OP)
>Banging bod & profile from the side
>Turns and has the chubby cheeks of a child
Damn, actually ruined

>>716287803 (OP)
Where did you get this recording of my mother?

>>716287803 (OP)
why did nippongoloids think stray pubes in your omelette is a good idea?

>>716295719
Probably my biggest criticism of nuamine when it tries to be sexy. The big chibi heads just kills it every time.

>>716295901
not gonna lie if the hot goth bitch barista makes my drink and there's a hair in it I'm slurping that shit down like

>>716287803 (OP)
GYATT

>>716287803 (OP)
>>very few games that try and give you a wholesome housewife experience
>why is this?
Games are about escapism. I already have a big tit wife making me cookies upstairs. We'll play resident evil 5 splitscreen later

>>716296010
You're not enough on the cutesexual spectrum

>>716287803 (OP)
Maybe its like that one Jap VN author who got called out by fans for his romance stories being unconvincing, to which he admitted hes never been in a relationship.

>>716296594
That was a chink.

>>716296672
I'd marry her if true.

>>716287803 (OP)
Those massive boobs! Those huge nipples! That only-16 look! UAAAGHHHHHH

>>716294106
>hebe form or lower
nta but I think they show her younger clones in the manga iirc

I'd rather more of a 'partner' stuff in vidya. That goes even beyond romance and girls mind you
>spend your time with a character, feel genuine empathy and help them in their own story
>they will back you and aid you in otherwise hopeless situation and make it even actually possible to emerge victorious
>undying loyalty, wilingness to sacrifice for your hard-fought bond
For even better results, make it a spectrum of loyalty, help and emotional feedback based on your interactions. Of course, romance in this context is even better
Anyone got any tips for vidya with these sort of interactions and characters? The only ones that sorta fulfills some criteria I can think of are WotR and Mass Effect

>>716297467
The only game I've played that did this kind of thing well is Linda Cubed, which is an RPG about escaping a doomed world with your cute childhood friend wife.

>>716287803 (OP)
That character is an automaton and a clone and an archemage and your genetic material WILL be forwarded to her Allied Mastercomputer-esque primary persona to be used for experimentation.

>>716295064
this

>>716297467
OP's character (a sentient magic clone) is also teaching one of the party members magic during the 3 day fuck fest, which causes him to remark that the lessons are cheap compared to hiring a conventional tutor and that the "learning environment" (getting his dick sucked every time he successfully learns something new) is maximally conducive to learning (this is a lesson all rich people knew in the ancient past when hiring a hot tutor for their children)

>>716298178
>this is a lesson all rich people knew in the ancient past when hiring a hot tutor for their children
Never thought about this but this makes so much sense now given how so many female tutors give hands on sex education in person to young boys

>>716295064
a simple man with simple needs, you and I are brothers in this way

>>716289685
>he says as he falls for it

>>716289657
I'm the protagonist, so I have 12 of them.

I want more games like Miside but without the meme horrorslop parts where I just get a girlfriend simulator but its interactive and not a VN

>>716287803 (OP)
Bump

>>716299502
MiSide needs to be a genre desu. It's the next step in the evolution of VNs and needs to be embraced

>>716288167
I’m 32 and I still find PiV penetration unfappable

wtf is wrong with our mods

>>716287879
I wish there was more just comfy slice of life stuff just hanging out with people like if persona was just the school part and didn't have the knock off jojo shit in it where you fight god.

>>716287879
>Normal domestic life stuff hardly makes for riveting gameplay.
nigga there's a whole genre of vidya about that and it sells very well

>>716303993
Growing old =/= growing up

>>716287803 (OP)
Is this the one where she's forced to eat whole raw eggs and the guy beats her up to make scrambled egg?

>>716304297
If it sells well, why did the series that invented it die?

>>716304446
No, but she implies some men make her eat food and shit it out for them to eat

>>716287803 (OP)
how do you gamify getting a housewife experience

>>716288512
Why isn't this more common?

>i need pictures of hot anime girls
>should I go to /a/? nah
>/c/? no
>/e/? no
>/h/? no, no
>I choose /v/ - Video Games

>>716287879
>clear a dungeon
>go home to your wife and children
it’s a perfect formula, actually

>>716304678
Harvest Moon is still alive iirc, but it's a zombie at this point run by some company that has nothing to do with the original devs. Pretty sure those HM guys are the people make Rune Factory now.

>>716287803 (OP)
face ruins it. doesn't suit the wife archetype at all.

>>716304783
dunno

>>716304978
And that is why Skyrim is the perfect game.

>>716304978
>your children happily greet you
>"Did you kill all the monsters daddy"
Loneliness is the highest it's ever been so I'm sure it'll sell.

>>716287803 (OP)
am I kawaii UGUU

>>716304978
That's literally just Rune Factory.

>>716304978
that's the only reason I kinda liked Fable 3 although it was really barebones

>>716296013
>shark eating kills
Yeah I should think it does!

>>716294223
god damn those tanlines are DISGUSTING

>>716287803 (OP)
When I'm playing a game FOR the lewd content, I'm not looking for "fuck your wife simulator", I'm looking for something that ISN'T like real life.
It's about the fantasy, and fantasizing about normal stuff is kinda boring and a bit sad.

>>716287803 (OP)
Is that Ishuzoku Reviewers?

>>716306165
>It's about the fantasy, and fantasizing about normal stuff is kinda boring and a bit sad.
Having a lovingly wife, a house and children is a fantasy for most man now, it's no longer the standard.
The last time this was normal was when boomers/gen x were the majority and every piece of media had the "wife bad" or "having a house, a wife and kids is sooo boring" trope.

I've never experienced it IRL though if I did I'd assume it was laundry day.

>>716287803 (OP)
Some anon said that true love is the best thing in the world and it makes me want to try to get a wife. I've never tried dating but it's probably better being married than jacking off to pixels all day like most of /v/

>>716287803 (OP)
You can easily rationalize having a slut following you around in whacky adventures even though it might imply they are strong enough for it. Not so much with a housewife.
A way to implement them would be for the game to be organized around regularly going home (like some game have a hideout in between main missions) where you could interact with your wife. That would however require the protagonist to have a canon wife which would make you miss the shippers and the romancefags (which is 99% about the chasing, not daily married life).

>>716306453
It is. I've been happily married for nearly 20 years and its been a wonderful time.

Why can't women be like this? All I want is a housewife who will clean for me and give me sex whenever I want. It's a fair trade. She cleans the house and cooks dinner while I bust my ass working 80 hours a week/pay all of the bills. Is that really too much to ask? I won't be able to play videogames anymore but fuck it.

>>716306165
>I'm looking for something that ISN'T like real life.
this
Like what kind of fucking loser doesn't have a wife lol

haha

>>716306362
>>716306697
Many such cases.

>>716287803 (OP)
how do i get this

>>716306567
>Why can't women be like this?
They can (although naked apron cooking is probably not going to happen unless your gf/wife is Japanese and aware of that fetish or you specifically ask for it). You just need to be bringing something to the table too besides cash.

You know that she also has particular clients that strangle or murder her clones and she accepts it, despite having the ability to share memories and feelings with the clones, right? All for money.

>>716306776
there's now way this is real.

>>716309846
divorce has skyrocketed since the 50s. If it tracked "is/has been married" its probably higher (for the 90s generation) but not as high as the 40s,50s,60s,70s

>>716306165
But I can't fuck my wife on a volcano, in an underwater death cave or over the army we just decimated.
It can be fantasy.

>>716306165
>"fuck your wife simulator"
that's fantasy tho

>>716293935
>Gachatrash
Kys

>>716294223
extreme tanlines are my thing

>>716304993
Series got renamed to Story of Seasons in the west. The original creator moved in after the Wii, the original character artist is still around, don't know about anyone else.
The games titled Harvest Moon now are a zombie series made by whoever the fuck Natsume found to do them, though.

>>716287803 (OP)
Is it me or has the board been particularly horny this last week?

>>716314081
>suddenly

because wholesome tradwife aren't realistic, just like big tits aren't realistic and flat chests aren't realistic and attractive women aren't realistic. Only fat frumpy lazy women with a gunt are realistic that's why you'll only see them in video games which is the most realistic industry to every exist in reality.

>>716314401
>flat chests aren't realistic

>>716287803 (OP)
sauce?

because some dude has a patent on naked apron tech

>>716288167
Growing up is realizing that you should stop being a degenerate coomer and marry a real woman.

>>716315119
Sorry not interested, roastie.

>>716287803 (OP)
Imagine the back pain of that poor wo-, wait is that a child's face?

>>716287803 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>716287803 (OP)
They want to carry on his legacy.

>>716315119
Muh real woman
They should at least try to be attractive enough (personality wise) that people would want to marry them
It is utter embarrassment that basic anime girls mog them so hard

>>716315119
Why aren't they mass producing women that look like OP then?

>>716316007
Real women don't look like that. Try leaving your basement sometime.

>>716305095
>stardew tranny

>>716315747
No wonder they want to ban them so badly.

More games should let you marry and have adorable babies with your wife

>>716315119
Why? Marriage and family life sounds horrible.

>>716316115
Honestly tough choice between the four sisters but she's the most comely and motherly.

>>716287803 (OP)
>>716304978
>Hoga: During development, we’d often liken it to a spouse staying at home while the partner goes out to work. If they come home late, the spouse is going to get angry, so they’ll do their his best to come home early. But at the same time, if they put in longer hours at the office, they’ll earn more money, so there is this dilemma... That’s the nature of the game. This is something Yamakura-san talked about from the very start. (laughs)

>>716317214
Imo tomboy and loli were meh
Only yuki-onna rapist comes remotely close

>>716317420
Honestly have to agree, the Yuki-Onna cutie turned me on with her autism that she went to the top of the list even though the loli and tomboy also had their charm.

>>716314642
i have to agree with that anon, flat chests do not exist
the closest we have to that are women with just 2 scoops of ice cream that you can barely grab and that looks horrible
i will never have a seia

>>716314081
With the ban of porn games gooners will migrate to other platforms.

>>716316115
I just want a wife that loves me

>>716314642
>big boobs aren't realistic

>>716287803 (OP)
>>716316115
Every time I see one of these anime girls in aprons it just makes me want to cook instead.
The last time I had a girl cook for me (that wasn't my mom), the food tasted like shit.

>tranime

>>716294223
I now want delicious calico women.

>>716318513
I've got two friends who have that exact same issue but in a, probably, more long term way since they both married women who do not and cannot cook who came from families that do not and cannot cook. They do a lot of buying meals. Personally I married one who can cook, does cook, and enjoys cooking, so my problem is I eat way too much instead.

>>716318186
They're out there!

>>716304297
>got this game for christmas
>played a bit
>game actually fun to learn, doing crops and shit
>finish what most of the village has to offer in a day
>expecting new things
>...
>same shit the next day
>ok......
>my cow stops giving milk, I gotta impregnate her....
>have to grind the fuck out of the game to do anything
>fuck that, use action replay
>fast forward to family
>nothing worth doing other than more grinding
This "game" was such shit; facebook level tier

>>716315119
Growing up is realizing not everyone is suited for dating and marriage due to various factors like extremely bad genetics, health problems, and disabilities that make you incapable of being a functioning member of society

>>716290256
This is the way

Sluts are not worth marrying and there are a lot of sluts
So it's over

>>716321309
fr fr

>>716321616
this but unironically, also getting court raped isn't worth it

>>716321309
filtered

>>716304978
>come back from a day of killing ogres to another ogre
No way fag

>>716321975
Why did you marry an ogre?

>>716321861
even animal crossing had more things to offer and less grind.
The best part of a game is the game aspect, not the walking sim doing chores all day

>>716321817
I was already unironic, you moron

>>716294121
What is there to feel. You live in an illusion. You must eat to survive. In order to eat you must take from another, and we do this by trickery. A trap, an ambush, deception. These are the keys to your continued survival.

Welcome back dear! What would you like first?
Dinner?
A bath?
Or perhaps....a bomb?

>>716321975
ogres are fine as long as they are cute

>>716287803 (OP)
>Wholesome housewife experience
Oh yes, give these crazy women something else to rail about in video games.

>>716321975
Nothing wrong with an ogre wife. Especially if she's cool with you slaughtering her kind.

>>716288452
This is fucking retarded, are you true retard?

>>716322287
>>716322367
But what if its a full moon?

>>716287803 (OP)
>Sultry mature body
I like where this is goi-
>Moe kid face
Ruined

>>716304978
you could make it like papers please: have increasingly difficult dungeons and you have to balance your household's bills vs getting equipment, consumables, or hiring a party member to make the next dungeon run easier

>>716322119
No but the ring turns all women into one.

>>716319565
Last relationship lasted 6 years, Fiance cheated on me a month before the wedding, I'm done, I'd rather die alone.

>>716322484
OH BOY

>>716287803 (OP)
Is this from that stupid meme anime from a couple years back?

>>716287803 (OP)
>>>/e/

>>716305095
All the girls in this game are ugly as a sin though so not that game

>>716314081
It's summer anon, the horny underaged tourist will flood the board with their goon thread for a few weeks, should be back to normal in 2-3 months

>>716287803 (OP)
Sex is easy and (relatively) low-effort.
A long-lasting relationship is hard work.

Nothing wrong with either, though.

>>716287959
>is this h or just ecchi garbage
"ecchi" literally means "H".

>when you find a weird mention of ogres in a thread you didn't expect it in
Neat.

Ogres deserve pregnancy correction

>>716309846
lmao
The doom bottleneck comes for all empires of their deathbeds.

Mentions of nudity brings up bad memories

i like that doujin where the ogre boss is a female. comes into a village with her male minions. they pillage kill etc. she rapes a guy and discovers he has orc blood so she drugs him and despite giving him a giga cock she remains cocky and in control the whole time.

>>716293285
>OP

>>716306165
A loving wife is practically a fantasy at this point

>>716304297
>says x hardly makes for riveting gameplay
>replies post a bunch of games that don't have riveting gameplay
retard

>>716306453
Love is the most beautiful thing humanity has made, but it's dead and simply inconceivable nowadays.
People get a new "situationship" every week and sex is as casual as a handshake.

>>716327161
>People get a new "situationship" every week and sex is as casual as a handshake
I want one. How do I get one? I'm a 30 years old khv if that helps.

>>716318186
Get a cat or dog, its the same thing.

>>716322287
>ogre
>oni
Not even remotely the same thing

>>716327404
Are you certain?

>>716327404
she is ogre

>>716288423
bro, you're never going to guess how you say the word H in japanese

>>716321495
Reading up on history and understanding it means realizing you push everyone into monogamous marriages anyway since it's healthier for society overall compared to letting natural selection have its swing and lead women to becoming childless incels in their 40's but demanding daddy government take care of them.

>>716321975
I don't play western games

>>716327936
But what if you live in one?

>>716298737
>calling bait bait is falling for it
Zoomers are despicable.

>>716287803 (OP)
kill yourself you big addict newnigger and fuck off mods you fucking kukes
FREE LOLIS OR COLLECTIVE SHOUT BAN ALL PORN ALIKE CAUSE FUK YOU ANTI LOLIS

>>716287803 (OP)
Any games with an Interspecies Reviewers feel? Comfy adventuring and lots of sex with cute monster girls?

>>716287803 (OP)
>Wife cooking naked
I don't want pubes or germs in my food. Also she could burn herself with hot oil. Fucking retarded...

The penguin girls and halflings in this show ruined real women for me

>>716328936
No. Which is why I'm working on it. But you WILL accept and like my spic self insert OP that is the mcs best friend and also gets to fuck hot girls and is heavily

>>716329090
In the plot* fuck. 20% done and I'm gonna put a fundme up only when it IS done and use the funding to make it actually polished. My mission... It's all coming together. I will save the h game industry

>>716315119
this was true like 30 years ago, hell even 10 years ago. not so much now

>>716319114
>Personally I married one who can cook, does cook, and enjoys cooking, so my problem is I eat way too much instead
Bless you mate

>>716314081
It's gonna get worse, if porn gets banned or heavily restricted on Xitter, 4chan is gonna be the hub of gooners more than it already is

>>716287803 (OP)
>why is this?
I know anon i also want a game where i can self insert and enjoy being a good, cute and wholesome housewife!!

>>716287803 (OP)
because men don't care about that stuff, you only exist for wanting sex and dying in wars
if men really did want it there would be a market, and most prefer porn

>>716322235
>In order to eat you must take from another
Is this what thirdies actually believe?

>>716327324
No, it isn't.