Why doesn't Pauline ever do this expression?

>>716288087 (OP)
because pauline's not a cartoon monkey who has a comical level of hunger for bananas

>>716288087 (OP)
Why doesn’t Donkey Kong have diabetes from eating so many bananas?

>>716288159
>because pauline's not a cartoon
She is a cartoon.
>monkey
Gorillas aren't monkeys.
>who has a comical level of hunger for bananas
Little girls crave bananas all the time.

>>716288159
Nobody, no matter how hungry, makes that face when craving bananas unless they're of the flesh variant.

>>716288087 (OP)
>Wokey Kong

>>716288087 (OP)
I really liked the game, but DK looks horrible at some angles, and they turned him into a Disney beast character wise, he acts like fucking Garfield's Odie at times

>>716288087 (OP)
>BRO THIS GAME IS JUST MARIO ODYSSEY!!
>*plays nothing like mario odyssey*

>>716288087 (OP)
Because it would be too lewd.

Because DK is funny gorilla

>>716288087 (OP)
Humiliation ritual of the emasculating kind. Thank you Nintendo, putting men in their place.

>>716288087 (OP)
I've watched some Youtube videos and the first level looks ugly as sin.

Why are the metallic plattforms pink? It looks like a placeholder texture that is supposed to look out of place so that you notice it's missing.

Why is the bounce light blue-ish?
Why is the fog blue-ish?
The cold lighting is not just uncomfortable to look at, but also out of place.

Why are ALL background assets just cubes that extend in one direction?
I feel like I am in a modern art museum.

The gold also looks way too glossy.

>>716288087 (OP)
The music for the abilities is infuriating. I don’t use them. I punch through Pauline’s stupid American Idol wooAoooAAOHHHh as fast as possible too.

>>716288087 (OP)
>faggy kong

>>716288087 (OP)
They’ve taken the old personality of a golden retriever route with DK

>>716288087 (OP)

GAME
OF
THE YEAR

>>716291762
The animation quality in this game is so good.

>>716291813
Eh. Shitty music besides some of the ambient tracks. Uninspired levels, weird redesigns, easy as fuck bosses even without levelling health, bafflingly laggy sections, worthless and annoying abilities. On the plus side, great movement, cute girl.

>>716292120
>Shitty music
And I stopped reading. You have unbelievably shit taste. I bet you eat glue for breakfast.

>>716288275
why would he get diabetes from eating a fruit? it's not like there's a ton of sugar in them.

>>716292198
You must be deaf. I couldn’t even use the bananzas because of the music they trigger. Post a great track

>>716292289
You just have shit taste. The transformation themes are the best songs in any Nintendo game.

>>716292389
oh never mind I thought you were being serious, you’re just baiting
https://youtu.be/qfDujyjVYPU

>>716292565
Yeah, great track. I love the Splatoon vibes.

>>716292761
kek I was going to say you must be a fat down syndrome who has only ever played splatoon

>>716288159
>a comical level of hunger for bananas
that depends...
>>716288278
>Little girls crave bananas all the time.
True. most start thinking about it at 8, ALL definately start thinking about it by 10. the girls you went to school with were absolutely thirsty for the teachers cock, you just didnt notice since boys take until like 11-14 before they start thinking about it and notice the girls

>>716293028
And I'm going to say you're a cum-guzzling retard with shit taste. Because you are.

>>716293324
t-that's a very glossy banana...

>>716293376
you’ve only ever played splatoon and you have nothing of value to offer

>>716292198
He's right. Most music in this game is painfully mediocre. There's obviously stand outs like the bananza tracks, the credits theme and basically everything lifted from the old games but actual level tracks are total whatever. It's like they put the entire effort into making sure world 1600 was really great.

>>716293561
>There's obviously stand outs like the bananza tracks
another absolute retard with no musical taste. I’m talking about music that you would actually want to listen to in real life.

>>716288087 (OP)
She does but not for you
:(

>>716293959
If you listen to video game music in real life you have no business talking about musical taste

>>716293551
>you’ve only ever played splatoon
Yup, it's retarded.

>>716293561
Not at all. Lots of the ambiance is great.

>>716293324
that banana? me.

>>716290180
>Why are the metallic plattforms pink?
Because they were pink in the original DK arcade game

>>716291762
All of these are ok except the tongue sticking out is maximum cringe.

Is there anyone who seriously thinks it's not gonna be E33 vs DKB for goty?

finna bouta gib pauline mah donkey schlong ya herd?

>>716297651
>caring about goty
SlopGOD....

>>716292289
>Post a great track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk5yI_gOPTc

I mean I know I'm cheating. But that's what Kings do.

>>716297651
DS2. You forget just how much Dorito Pope jerks off to Kojima.